Wife and Husband film fans Natalie and Bobby trawl their gargantuan DVD collection and check out the lowest rated movies they own. Hoping for the dance sequence rather than the electric shock therapy, they padded cell into the 2.4* rated on Letterboxd The Ward. They discuss John Carpenter, scary asylum movies, daughters of legends and the Amber Heard in the room. "Sorry, I don't converse with loonies.” Enjoy the pod if not the unremarkable horror swan song .

Wife and Husband film fans Natalie and Bobby trawl their gargantuan DVD collection and check out the lowest rated movies they own. Hoping for the boob job rather than the drunk reporter, they flame on into the 2.5* rated on Letterboxd The Bonfire Of The Vanities. They discuss miscasting, The Devil’s Candy, potential racism and what makes good satire. "It was all over. There was no hope now. The darkness closed in around them. And then I noticed the most peculiar thing. Sherman was smiling.” Enjoy the pod if not the rushed the infamous flop.

Wife and Husband film fans Natalie and Bobby trawl their gargantuan DVD collection and check out the lowest rated movies they own. Hoping for the convent makeover rather than the deer in the headlights, they exorcise on into the 2.1* rated on Letterboxd Lost Souls. They discuss a loopy Winona Ryder, poor leading men, incest and cinematographers turned directors. "All right, you shrieking harpies! Enough of that racket! Be off with you!” Enjoy the pod if not the rushed religious horror.

Wife and Husband film fans Natalie and Bobby trawl their gargantuan DVD collection and check out the lowest rated movies they own. Hoping for the hay bale macking rather than the silver fingernail, they snarl on into the 2.4* rated on Letterboxd Red Riding Hood. They discuss three generations of movie goddesses, fairy tale movies, weak love interests and potential belief systems. "Do you know how you kill a tiger, Father Auguste? You tie up your best goat and wait.” Enjoy the pod if not the YA horror tinged romance...

Wife and Husband film fans Natalie and Bobby trawl their gargantuan DVD collection and check out the lowest rated movies they own. Hoping for the lasso of truth rather than the pissy bed, they fly on into the 2.4* rated on Letterboxd The Lawnmower Man. They discuss our virtual reality future, ground scraping CGI, Stephen King and exposed chests. "...my birth cry will be the sound of every phone on this planet ringing in unison.” Enjoy the pod not the ropey FX flick.

Wife and Husband film fans Natalie and Bobby trawl their gargantuan DVD collection and check out the lowest rated movies they own. Hoping for the lasso of truth rather than the pissy bed, they fly on into the 2.4* rated on Letterboxd WW84. They discuss just how underrated this modern classic is, a stellar cast, the colourful production design and a prescient moral. "It's just a trash can. Yeah, yeah, yeah.” Enjoy the pod AND this superhero genre highlight.

Wife and Husband film fans Natalie and Bobby trawl their gargantuan DVD collection and check out the lowest rated movies they own. Hoping for the robot with a heart rather than the shouty resistance, they watch the 2.4* rated on Letterboxd Terminator Salvation. Only this time we step aside and we inflict the first Skynet reboot onto an unsuspecting Stuart Laws. The content king discusses misleading trailers, his own untrustworthy nature, excessive robots and reminds of us some perfect underrated flicks. “There is a storm on the horizon. A time of hardship and pain!” Enjoy the pod if not Christian Bale’s one note grizzled rizzle.

Wife and Husband film fans Natalie and Bobby trawl their gargantuan DVD collection and check out the lowest rated movies they own. Hoping for the inflatable leprechaun rather than the spunky loaf, they prank on into the 2.4* rated on Letterboxd Dirty Deeds. They discuss gross out teen comedies, just who is Milo Ventimiglia, a plethora of villains and find work for Judd Nelson. "I.A.B... It's All Bullshit!” Enjoy the pod if not the joke-lite wild and crazy night.

Wife and Husband film fans Natalie and Bobby trawl their gargantuan DVD collection and check out the lowest rated movies they own. Hoping for the cool rider rather than the bomb shelter, they dance on into the 2.3* rated on Letterboxd Grease 2. They discuss the original, Queen Michelle Pfeiffer, returning players and excessive fag smoking. "We're going to die and I'm wearing my mother's underwear!” Enjoy the pod if not the half assed cash-in.

Wife and Husband film fans Natalie and Bobby trawl their gargantuan DVD collection and check out the lowest rated movies they own. Hoping for the energy drink rather than the booby trap, they break on into the 1.5* rated on Letterboxd Home Sweet Home Alone. They discuss the original, child stars, returning players and philosopher Immanuel Kant. "Uh, this is garbage. I don't know why they are always trying to remake the classics. Never as good as the originals.” Enjoy the pod if not the ropey reboot comedy.