This week the boys debate on if straw hat faux pas was a really big deal back in the day, whether vantablack sensory deprivation is a big research topic, and how Moe's got its name. We really rag on Sbarro. | Submit "facts" for us at www.abolishunits.com | The intro/outro music of our show is "Never Far" by New Weirdos, find it wherever you get your music!

This week on the show. we discuss a lot of food, most notably a possibility of sweet fries in some places and that everyones' favorite (?) canned sausage is actually from Mexico. Also Chris talks about which movie may have the most words or whatever. | Submit "facts" for us at www.abolishunits.com ! | The intro/outro music of our show is "Never Far" by New Weirdos!

This week Chris posits a true Olympic entertainment snafu, Gabe asks us to decide when the most famous anti-joke ever was written, and John talks about a...heavy island? Something like that. | Submit "facts" for us at www.abolishunits.com | The intro/outro music. of our show is "Never Far" by James Hunter USA, now known as New Weirdos. Find it wherever you get your music!

This week on Them's the Facts we talk about music for a long time including maybe how the Backyardigans are charting. Chris discusses how often the Heimlich is performed at the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest. Gabe talks about drugs in soda. Chris makes an insane pop reference pull. | Submit facts for us at www.abolishunits.com | The Intro/outro music of our show is "Never Far" by James Hunter USA, now known as New Weirdos.

We are back after a short break to talk about our normal nonsense. File this nonsense under mosquitos, bonobos, and weird island agreements. Everyone dunks on Chris. | Submit facts for us at www.abolishunits.com | The intro/outro music of our show is "Never Far" by James Hunter USA, now known as New Weirdos.

We're back and as usual, this time we bring facts. This time we discuss the best email service ever, banning mimes, and fanart at the nation’s Capitol. Not as usual we talk about eels a lot. | Submit facts for us at www.abolishunits.com | The intro/outro music of our show is "Never Far" by James Hunter USA, now known as New Weirdos

This week the boys discuss literary classics as well as how John Steinbeck is JFK, Rick Astley's classic song, and how crazy tissue paper seemed to Europeans. Once again our listeners have brought us a Pokemon "fact". | There is a little bit of mic dip on Gabe's end, apologies for that. | Submit "facts" for us at our website www.abolishunits.com | The intro/outro music for our show is "Never Far" by James Hunter USA

We are back after Chris's brief vacation, and he was welcomed back with discussion of the beloved Arthur cartoon, a savory Sake experiment, and discussion of what can only be termed as dystopian brand entertainment. | The intro/outro music for our show is "Never Far" by James Hunter USA, now known as New Weirdos. Find it everywhere you get music. | Submit "facts" for us at www.abolishunits.com

John got super busted this episode, so you will have to accept two fact offerings from Chris. We talk about old vacuums, Magic the Gathering, and NASA training. | Submit "facts" for us at www.abolishunits.com | The intro/outro music for the show is "Never Far" by James Hunter USA, now known as New Weirdos.

This episode we are joined by Mike in his continuing quest to be on all of the Pocket Podcast Network shows. Join us as we discuss the legality of Eiffel Tower pictures, weird Maryland snacks, killer clowns, and Teller. | Submit facts for us at www.abolishunits.com | The intro/outro music for our show is "Never Far" by James Hunter USA, now known as New Weirdos.