Them’s the Facts

Them’s the Facts

By John, Gabe, and ChrisComedy
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Them’s the Facts episodes

  • #65: The Straw Hat Riots, A Very Bad Room, and Burrito Outlaws

    This week the boys debate on if straw hat faux pas was a really big deal back in the day, whether vantablack sensory deprivation is a big research topic, and how Moe's got its name. We really rag on Sbarro. | Submit "facts" for us at www.abolishunits.com | The intro/outro music of our show is "Never Far" by New Weirdos, find it wherever you get your music!

    57 min
  • #64: Sweet Fries, Mexican Vienna Sausage, and a Dense. Talky Movie

    This week on the show. we discuss a lot of food, most notably a possibility of sweet fries in some places and that everyones' favorite (?) canned sausage is actually from Mexico. Also Chris talks about which movie may have the most words or whatever. | Submit "facts" for us at www.abolishunits.com ! | The intro/outro music of our show is "Never Far" by New Weirdos!

    57 min
  • #62: Backyardigans Chart, How Many Heimlichs, and Fanta Fantasy

    This week on Them's the Facts we talk about music for a long time including maybe how the Backyardigans are charting. Chris discusses how often the Heimlich is performed at the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest. Gabe talks about drugs in soda. Chris makes an insane pop reference pull. | Submit facts for us at www.abolishunits.com | The Intro/outro music of our show is "Never Far" by James Hunter USA, now known as New Weirdos.

    57 min
  • #61: Heavy Metal Mosquito, Our Shared Island, and Bonobo Mistakes

    We are back after a short break to talk about our normal nonsense. File this nonsense under mosquitos, bonobos, and weird island agreements. Everyone dunks on Chris. | Submit facts for us at www.abolishunits.com | The intro/outro music of our show is "Never Far" by James Hunter USA, now known as New Weirdos.

    56 min
  • #60: Email With Cattitude, A Ban On Mimes, and Senator's Favorite Fanart

    We're back and as usual, this time we bring facts. This time we discuss the best email service ever, banning mimes, and fanart at the nation’s Capitol. Not as usual we talk about eels a lot. | Submit facts for us at www.abolishunits.com | The intro/outro music of our show is "Never Far" by James Hunter USA, now known as New Weirdos

    1 hr
  • #59: Steinbeck's Werewolf, Never Gonna Give You Up, and Tissue Paper Is So Cool

    This week the boys discuss literary classics as well as how John Steinbeck is JFK, Rick Astley's classic song, and how crazy tissue paper seemed to Europeans. Once again our listeners have brought us a Pokemon "fact". | There is a little bit of mic dip on Gabe's end, apologies for that. | Submit "facts" for us at our website www.abolishunits.com | The intro/outro music for our show is "Never Far" by James Hunter USA

    0 min
  • #58: A Is For Aardvark, Umami Sake, and Casa De Fritos

    We are back after Chris's brief vacation, and he was welcomed back with discussion of the beloved Arthur cartoon, a savory Sake experiment, and discussion of what can only be termed as dystopian brand entertainment. | The intro/outro music for our show is "Never Far" by James Hunter USA, now known as New Weirdos. Find it everywhere you get music. | Submit "facts" for us at www.abolishunits.com

    1 hr
  • #57: NASA Armageddon, Forgotten Cards, and Horse Vacuums

    John got super busted this episode, so you will have to accept two fact offerings from Chris. We talk about old vacuums, Magic the Gathering, and NASA training. | Submit "facts" for us at www.abolishunits.com | The intro/outro music for the show is "Never Far" by James Hunter USA, now known as New Weirdos.

    1 hr 1 min

About Them’s the Facts

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Three friends share facts, but which ones are true? John, Gabe and Chris try and figure out each week which facts the others bring are true and which are well crafted lies.