Them’s the Facts

Them’s the Facts

By John, Gabe, and ChrisComedy
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Them’s the Facts episodes

  • #46: Hooting And Hollering, Cheap Cherry Picking, and Making it Rain

    This episode was recorded after a hurricane and Chris lost internet, so Chris and John had to put together a shared setup. Thus the audio is a bit different. Anyways, this week we discuss a very Canadian brand law, why cherry flavoring is cheap, and Chris gets to do his Hot Takedown stats impersonation. | Submit facts for us at www.abolishunits.com | The intro/outro music of our show is "Never Far" by James Hunter USA, now known as New Weirdos.

    58 min
  • #44: Elemental Hotspot, Horsepower is a Dumb Unit, and Spiderman Horse Problems

    Gabe talks about a town that basically discovered all the elements or something, Chris goes on an anti-unit rant with his fact, and John talks about how a horse problem could have changed the trajectory of Spiderman. We also talk about Herbie Fully Loaded. A lot. | Submit "facts" for us at www.abolishunits.com | The intro/outro music for our show is "Never Far" by James Hunter USA which can now also be found under the name New Weirdos wherever you find your music.

    56 min
  • #43: A Very Small Bird, a Very Nice Scent, and a Very Early Spotify

    This episode has a lot of verys. John tells us of the smallest bird, Gabe forces us to consider weasel scent glands, and Chris brings up the Spotify of the early 20th century. We give our opinions on milk. | Submit "facts" for us at www.abolishunits.com | The Intro/Outro of our show is "Never Far". by James Hunter USA, now known as New Weirdos, you can find all their music wherever you love to find music.

    1 hr
  • #42: The Crown Marbles, Beef Accents, and Thnks Fr Th Mmrs Biden

    This week Chris and John both bring some good ol' England facts, with Chris's being more Royal centered and John's being more beef centered. Gabe make us realize perhaps we have Joe Biden to thank for all our favorite Pop-Punk hits. We compare political figures to bread for some reason. | Submit "facts" for us at our website www.abolishunits.com | The intro/outro music of our show is "Never Far" by James Hunter USA, who you can find anywhere you get music under that name or under their new name, New Weirdos.

    59 min
  • #41: Chess Capita, The First High-Five, and PETA Hates Paintings

    The boys are back with their wacky facts! Gabe turns us into a nerd podcast to talk about chess, Chris implies High Fives are younger than his parents, and John discusses PETA's early days. | Submit "facts" for us at www.abolishunits.com | The intro/outro music of our show is "Never Far" by James Hunter USA, who can now be found under the name New Weirdos wherever you like to listen to or buy music.

    53 min
  • #40: Bibleman Villainy, Reptilian Lifespans, and Variable Jenga

    In this very special Show Swap episode, The Ghoul Tank boys (Lachlan and Ajay) + Britty of No Dice and Colt Classics have a very deep discussion about trained actor animals. In terms of the actual content of the show, Lachlan Rants about Bibleman, Ajay faces the concept of reptile mortality, and Britty embraces the ever changing variables of Jenga. | You can submit facts for us at www.abolishunits.com | The Intro/Outro music for our show is "Never Far" by James Hunter USA, now known as New Weirdos.

    1 hr 3 min
  • #39: America's Big Trench, Trippy Bread, and Landfill Economy

    Some very deep discussion occurs in this episode about the alignment of vegetables, as well as Gwyneth Paltrow. In terms of the actual show Gabe brings up hallucinogenic bread, John talks about imperialism, and Chris posits esoteric economic predictors. | You can submit facts for us at www.abolishunits.com | The Intro/Outro music for our show is "Never Far" by James Hunter USA, now known as New Weirdos.

    57 min
  • #38: Clock Of The South, Buttface Lobster, and Epic Gamer Moment

    This time on Them's the Facts we discuss clock based anti colonial symbolism, how all lobster are buttfaces, and devolve Gabe's gaming fact into a discussion of Chris's glory days in MMORPGs. (Slight apology for some audio issues from on of the tracks) | You can submit "facts" for us at www.abolishunits.com | The intro/outro music of our show is "Never Far" by James Hunter USA, now New Weirdos. Find their music wherever you like to stream or purchase.

    58 min
  • #37: Maple Invasion, AK-Tolerance, and Drain Your Spleen

    It's 4th of July so we made sure to do facts about Canada and Russian guns, because that makes perfect sense. Also it's impossibly to count how many times this episode. we felt we should clarify that our bits are not actual endorsements or ideas.


    Submit "facts" for us at www.abolishunits.com !


    The intro/outro music for our show is "Never Far" by James Hunter USA, now going by New Weirdos. You can find music from either iteration of the band wherever you get your music.

    1 hr 4 min

About Them’s the Facts

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Three friends share facts, but which ones are true? John, Gabe and Chris try and figure out each week which facts the others bring are true and which are well crafted lies.