Them’s the Facts

This week there are some important questions. Did Cartoon Network censor cartoons? Did a Rabbi invent speed dating? Were flamingos a native bird to the DC area before we freedomized the hell out of it? Do anime protagonists age? We answer most of these this episode.

Look friends, apparently space is really bad for jellyfish, or so John says. Gabe says Starbucks is testing our dirt. Chris decides a beloved song was written by someone else. | Submit "facts" for us at www.abolishunits.com | The Intro/Outro music of our show is "Never Far" by James Hunter USA, now known as New Weirdos, you can get their music everywhere!

Herein lies an episode randomly focused on presidents and their escapades both sexy and starry, but also how the State may use things we love to trick us into death. | Submit facts for us at www.abolishunits.com | The intro/outro music for our show is "Never Far" by James Hunter USA, now known as New Weirdos.

What slogan did they use for sliced bread when it was invented? Were leeches used to predict the weather? Why did we start keeping chickens in the first place. On this episode you will either find the answers to these questions, or be tricked into thinking you have.

In this episode we discuss if wombats glow, the ingenious startup plot (that if real Chris wishes he could have thought of first), and a surprising thing Courteney Cox may have been the first to do. Also we talk about Hard and Soft Water, and Chris makes the best joke of all time. | The intro/outro music for our show is "Never Far by James Hunter USA, now known as New Weirdos. | You can submit "facts" for us at our website www.abolishunits.com

The boys are back at it with new facts in this new year. In this episode we talk about CEO contract rules, very expensive hams, and Olive Garden. Additional topics this episode falls under are the AT&T girl, Flo, and sea creature anatomy.

The boys are on holiday break right now, but that can't stop John from going to another PPN show to help spread the gospel of bad Christmas movies.

Check out the entire Twelve Days of Coltsmas, and every other Colt Classic, on Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts.

In our last episode of the year, we cover Gary Gygax's wild life, the chess origins of common sports words, and how the Oscars have magical life increasing properties. Chris reads a list of actors. Chris also gives some life stories. We wrap up our year end list of favorites. | Submit facts for us at www.abolishunits.com | The intro/outro of our show is "Never Far" by James Hunter USA, now known as New Weirdos. Check it out wherever you get your music!

This week we discuss old recipes, the perfect platonic brick, and how LEGO may or may not make a lot of tires. John gets really mad and leaves the call mid show. We delve into Arthur episodes. We fall in love with a brick. | You can submit facts for us at www.abolishunits.com | The intro/outro of our show is "Never Far" by James Hunter USA, now known as New Weirdos.

This week we discuss the riveting state of Wyoming and its lack of escalators, some named trees in the Augusta National, and how flexible sea turtles may or may not be. | You can submit "facts" for us at www.abolishunits.com | The intro/outro music of our show is Never Far" by James Hunter USA, now known as New Weirdos.