Jason teaching his son how to shower went great... until it didn't. Meanwhile, Steve thinks showering with a partner is a great time and Jason wishes that were the case, but history has yet to bare that out. Finally, Steve showered with dudes and cultural differences made it more tense than usual.

Jason thinks a little boner during a massage is fine while Steve trusted his kids to help fix his back. However, Jason knows that where two children are gathered, one of them must act like a demonic hellspawn and should be treated as such.

(Apologies for the audio, we'll work on it for next time.)

Jason's son unlocked the world when he learned to write "pee pee" while Steve thinks his friendship with Jason has saved both their marriages and he might not be wrong. Also, the guys agree that Jason's biggest drawback (and greatest strength?) is that he needs to get real problems.

Jason's no doctor, but he knows that something happens to your bladder when you fly that makes you pee more often and that's just science. Also, his son is so excited about peeing standing up, he takes his pants down WELL before he gets to the bathroom... let's just call that a work-in-progress. And finally, Jason thought on his feet (which is impressive considering he wasn't allowed to stand) and helped his son join the Peed In a Container Mile High Club. Now, the offending water bottle now has to be disposed of before Jason's son tells someone about it. He likes to talk.

The lack of impulse control demonstrated by Jason's daughter has him wondering if he can take advantage of one of those "drop off your kid if you can't handle them yourself" boxes. She also refuses to use a more efficient method of communicating with a small set of friends that Google Docs, which is the greater sin in Steve's eyes. Meanwhile, his daughter hoards food, possibly to feed them through the harsh winter to come?

So many entities now have podcasts, many of which are just vanity projects... is the quality of this show still acceptable? And why should we pay a producer for this show when we can make you think we pay a producer for this show? And how many knobs does it take to run an award-winning podcast?

Jason starts us out on a high note with the best name for a segment we've ever had on the show. Then Steve talks about how while he doesn't want to be a furry, he wants to find his furry. Then Jason talks about why he doesn't have friends or go to the doctor. Finally explains why you should go to the doctor, just make sure they cut their fingernails first.

Jason and his wife criticize each other's lounging pants for fun while the ghost of Jason's once-perky butt haunts him to this day. Steve thinks Bob Saget probably had a very unremarkable butt. Also, Jason understands that men assume their tugs and adjustments are secret, but everyone knows... and Steve with his big black coat was no different.

The guys support all those striking for fair wages and treatment, but there ain't nobody acting or writing in this silly podcast, so the show must go on!

Watches and warnings are never more prescient than when the conditions are favorable for unintended intestinal movements. Jason's old work friends were close, but not "let's discuss our poop" close. Also, when your stomach is already in a questionable state, the quad-freezer burrito lunch is a bad bet.

Steve spent a weekend camping between the bathrooms and the crab trash cans, right where you wanna be. Jason constantly gives himself reminders that his little victories are just the bare minimum and he deserves no reward.

And finally, let's talk about Threads, the hot new app from the makers of Instagram and Facebook! And Bluesky (Blue Sky? BlueSky? Blooskie?)! They're all run by morally questionable human beings, so jump in and have fun wherever!