On today's episode of Turtle Time - "There's the Golden Door, Shannon Beador" - we reckon with the horrible, earth-shattering news that Brock Davies cheated on Scheana Shay while she was pregnant with their daughter. (20:27)

We then discuss the season 19 premiere of Real Housewives of Orange County - "Heather and Terry's Shitty House". (20:27)

And finally, we talk about the dispiriting, lackluster episode of Real Housewives of Miami - "The Calm After the Storm". (1:06:55)

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