This episode starts with a dramatic reading of a text exchange between the brothers Drouillard regarding the New England vampire scare of the 19th century and goes on to discuss tuberculosis, choreomania, witches, Puritans, Henry David Thoreau, the Dancing Plague of 1518, psychogenic illness, death by pressing, the headless motorcycle man of Elmore (Ohio), ghost hearses, the Pokémon panic, and the alleged curative powers of consuming the ashes of one’s family members. Sister Angie blesses us with unmatched wisdom and a divine series of heretofore unheard anecdotes as well.

Follow us @ThingsITextMyBrotherPodcast on Instagram where you can leave us notes for us to tackle in future segments of Ablutions and Edification. Like, subscribe, and do all the other things which podcasts tell you to do. Then, tell a friend, enemy, and total stranger.

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Please consider helping to save lives by joining the Things I Text My Brother group through the American Red Cross and donating whatever you can. Whether you are able to give some blood, some time, some money, or some awareness to the cause, all of it helps save lives. https://3cu.be/blood

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MUSIC AND SOUNDS

Theme Music:

Still Pickin by Kevin MacLeod (Royalty free music) (filmmusic.io)

"Still Pickin" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License

http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Lovely Piano Music Under Dramatic Reading:

Relaxing Piano Music by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4273-relaxing-piano-music

License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

Church bells and various sounds effects:

https://mixkit.co/free-sound-effects/

Mixkit Sound Effects Free License https://mixkit.co/license/

This episode starts with a dramatic reading of a text exchange between the brothers Drouillard regarding Slim Goodbody and Richard Simmons and goes on to discuss the Trout Memo, the chocolate bar intended to kill Winston Churchill, Cousin Ben, Worzel Gummidge, Operation Mincemeat, and The Junior Christian Teaching Bible Lesson Program. Father Art blesses us with another visit as well.

Follow us @ThingsITextMyBrotherPodcast on Instagram where you can leave us notes for us to tackle in future segments of Ablutions and Edification. Like, subscribe, and do all the other things which podcasts tell you to do. Then, tell a friend, enemy, and total stranger.

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Maybe you, your toddler, or your spouse need an overpriced shirt. Come check out our shop: https://my-store-c88ee4.creator-spring.com

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For those who love the experience of audio draped over a static image, head over to the Things I Text My Brother page on YouTube!

Please consider helping to save lives by joining the Things I Text My Brother group through the American Red Cross and donating whatever you can. Whether you are able to give some blood, some time, some money, or some awareness to the cause, all of it helps save lives. https://3cu.be/blood

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MUSIC AND SOUNDS

Theme Music:

Still Pickin by Kevin MacLeod (Royalty free music) (filmmusic.io)

"Still Pickin" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License

http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Lovely Piano Music Under Dramatic Reading:

Relaxing Piano Music by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4273-relaxing-piano-music

License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

Church bells and various sounds effects:

https://mixkit.co/free-sound-effects/

Mixkit Sound Effects Free License https://mixkit.co/license/

This episode starts with a dramatic reading of a text exchange between the brothers Drouillard regarding a man who attempted to run from Florida to New York in a floating bubble and goes on to discuss hamster wheels, Florida Man, Plastiki, evolutionary biology, cardboard boat regattas, the evolution of eyeballs, and a tomato-distributing robot called Tomatan. Father Art blesses us with another visit as well.

Follow us @ThingsITextMyBrotherPodcast on Instagram where you can leave us notes for us to tackle in future segments of Ablutions and Edification. Like, subscribe, and do all the other things which podcasts tell you to do. Then, tell a friend, enemy, and total stranger.

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Maybe you, your toddler, or your spouse need an overpriced shirt. Come check out our shop: https://my-store-c88ee4.creator-spring.com

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For those who love the experience of audio draped over a static image, head over to the Things I Text My Brother page on YouTube!

Please consider helping to save lives by joining the Things I Text My Brother group through the American Red Cross and donating whatever you can. Whether you are able to give some blood, some time, some money, or some awareness to the cause, all of it helps save lives. https://3cu.be/blood

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MUSIC AND SOUNDS

Theme Music:

Still Pickin by Kevin MacLeod (Royalty free music) (filmmusic.io)

"Still Pickin" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License

http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Lovely Piano Music Under Dramatic Reading:

Relaxing Piano Music by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4273-relaxing-piano-music

License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

Church bells and various sounds effects:

https://mixkit.co/free-sound-effects/

Mixkit Sound Effects Free License https://mixkit.co/license/

This episode starts with a dramatic reading of a text exchange between the brothers Drouillard regarding the admirable Admiral James Bond Stockdale and goes on to discuss Epictetus, historical punchlines, historical heroes, vice-presidential candidates, the gates of Hell, Dumbledore, Saturday Night Live, H. Ross Perot, Phil Hartman, Hỏa Lò Prison, Ian Fleming, and Aloysius Snuffleupagus. Father Art blesses us with another visit as well.

Follow us @ThingsITextMyBrotherPodcast on Instagram where you can leave us notes for us to tackle in future segments of Ablutions and Edification. Like, subscribe, and do all the other things which podcasts tell you to do. Then, tell a friend, enemy, and total stranger.

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Maybe you, your toddler, or your spouse need an overpriced shirt. Come check out our shop: https://my-store-c88ee4.creator-spring.com

————————————————————————————————————

For those who love the experience of audio draped over a static image, head over to the Things I Text My Brother page on YouTube!

Please consider helping to save lives by joining the Things I Text My Brother group through the American Red Cross and donating whatever you can. Whether you are able to give some blood, some time, some money, or some awareness to the cause, all of it helps save lives. https://3cu.be/blood

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MUSIC AND SOUNDS

Theme Music:

Still Pickin by Kevin MacLeod (Royalty free music) (filmmusic.io)

"Still Pickin" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License

http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Lovely Piano Music Under Dramatic Reading:

Relaxing Piano Music by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4273-relaxing-piano-music

License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

Church bells and various sounds effects:

https://mixkit.co/free-sound-effects/

Mixkit Sound Effects Free License https://mixkit.co/license/

This episode starts with a dramatic reading of a text exchange between the brothers Drouillard regarding Australia’s ill-fated 19th century Burke and Wills expedition and goes on to discuss Phileas Fogg, Lewis and Clark, Georges Drouillard, Christopher Columbus, incompetence, Charles Bedaux’s Champagne Safari, the Discovery Doctrine, August Engelhardt, Colter’s Hell, the 896th tallest peak in the State of Montana, and the trailblazing African-American explorer named York. Father Art blesses us with another visit as well.

Follow us @ThingsITextMyBrotherPodcast on Instagram where you can leave us notes for us to tackle in future segments of Ablutions and Edification. Like, subscribe, and do all the other things which podcasts tell you to do. Then, tell a friend, enemy, and total stranger.

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Maybe you, your toddler, or your spouse need an overpriced shirt. Come check out our shop: https://my-store-c88ee4.creator-spring.com

————————————————————————————————————

For those who love the experience of audio draped over a static image, head over to the Things I Text My Brother page on YouTube!

Please consider helping to save lives by joining the Things I Text My Brother group through the American Red Cross and donating whatever you can. Whether you are able to give some blood, some time, some money, or some awareness to the cause, all of it helps save lives. https://3cu.be/blood

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MUSIC AND SOUNDS

Theme Music:

Still Pickin by Kevin MacLeod (Royalty free music) (filmmusic.io)

"Still Pickin" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License

http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Lovely Piano Music Under Dramatic Reading:

Relaxing Piano Music by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4273-relaxing-piano-music

License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

Church bells and various sounds effects:

https://mixkit.co/free-sound-effects/

Mixkit Sound Effects Free License https://mixkit.co/license/

This episode starts with a dramatic reading of a text exchange between the brothers Drouillard regarding Winnipeg’s title as the “Slurpee Capital of the World” and goes on to discuss embezzlement, fruitcake, jackalopes, Detroit, wireless microphones, Troll Station, Lionel Messi, The Rolling Stones, Bilbo Baggins, Steinway electric pianos, Omar Knedlik, Sphenopalatine Ganglioneuralgia, and taxidermy. Father Art blesses us with another visit as well.

Follow us @ThingsITextMyBrotherPodcast on Instagram where you can leave us notes for us to tackle in future segments of Ablutions and Edification. Like, subscribe, and do all the other things which podcasts tell you to do. Then, tell a friend, enemy, and total stranger.

For those who love the experience of audio draped over a static image, head over to the Things I Text My Brother page on YouTube!

Please consider helping to save lives by joining the Things I Text My Brother group through the American Red Cross and donating whatever you can. Whether you are able to give some blood, some time, some money, or some awareness to the cause, all of it helps save lives. https://3cu.be/blood

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MUSIC AND SOUNDS

Theme Music:

Still Pickin by Kevin MacLeod (Royalty free music) (filmmusic.io)

"Still Pickin" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License

http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Lovely Piano Music Under Dramatic Reading:

Relaxing Piano Music by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4273-relaxing-piano-music

License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

Church bells and various sounds effects:

https://mixkit.co/free-sound-effects/

Mixkit Sound Effects Free License https://mixkit.co/license/

This episode starts with a dramatic reading of a text exchange between the brothers Drouillard (recorded weeks before Putin’s war began… not the best timing but it’s the episode we’ve got) regarding a classic, Rasputin-themed anthem as presented to Poland — and the world — by the delightfully dancy group known as Boney M. We then go on to discuss MC Hammer, hopping, Josh Groban, drugs, working cats, Milli Vanilli, Bobby Farrell, the Romanovs, bone music, temporary insanity, the sans-culottes, Queen Victoria, the Occult, Grigori Yefimovich Rasputin, and an alarming amount of other topics. Father Art blesses us with another visit as well.

Follow us @ThingsITextMyBrotherPodcast on Instagram where you can leave us notes for us to tackle in future segments of Ablutions and Edification. Like, subscribe, and do all the other things which podcasts tell you to do. Then, tell a friend, enemy, and total stranger.

For those who love the experience of audio draped over a static image, head over to the Things I Text My Brother page on YouTube!

Please consider helping to save lives by joining the Things I Text My Brother group through the American Red Cross and donating whatever you can. Whether you are able to give some blood, some time, some money, or some awareness to the cause, all of it helps save lives. https://3cu.be/blood

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MUSIC AND SOUNDS

Theme Music:

Still Pickin by Kevin MacLeod (Royalty free music) (filmmusic.io)

"Still Pickin" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License

http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Lovely Piano Music Under Dramatic Reading:

Relaxing Piano Music by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4273-relaxing-piano-music

License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

Church bells and various sounds effects:

https://mixkit.co/free-sound-effects/

Mixkit Sound Effects Free License https://mixkit.co/license/

This episode starts with a dramatic reading of a text exchange between the brothers Drouillard regarding Johnny Appleseed’s Swedenborgian seed-planting mission and goes on to discuss The Unsinkable Molly Brown, alternative spirituality, Paul Bunyan, Boaty McBoatface, Björn Borg, Emanuel Swedenborg, Pastafarianism, the Fort Wayne TinCaps, and the fact that we will need more than jam to make it through a nuclear winter. Father Art blesses us with another visit as well.

Follow us @ThingsITextMyBrotherPodcast on Instagram where you can leave us notes for us to tackle in future segments of Ablutions and Edification. Like, subscribe, and do all the other things which podcasts tell you to do. Then, tell a friend, enemy, and total stranger.

For those who love the experience of audio draped over a static image, head over to the Things I Text My Brother page on YouTube!

Please consider helping to save lives by joining the Things I Text My Brother group through the American Red Cross and donating whatever you can. Whether you are able to give some blood, some time, some money, or some awareness to the cause, all of it helps save lives. https://3cu.be/blood

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MUSIC AND SOUNDS

Theme Music:

Still Pickin by Kevin MacLeod (Royalty free music) (filmmusic.io)

"Still Pickin" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License

http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

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Lovely Piano Music Under Dramatic Reading:

Relaxing Piano Music by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4273-relaxing-piano-music

License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

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Church bells and various sounds effects:

https://mixkit.co/free-sound-effects/

Mixkit Sound Effects Free License https://mixkit.co/license/

This episode starts with a dramatic reading of a text exchange between the brothers Drouillard regarding the Cold War era’s subterranean version of the space race and goes on to discuss Ivan Drago, the Empire State Building, Brighton & Hove Albion F.C., Giant’s Coffin, the Jersey Devil, chupacabras, Woodingdean Water Well, pauperism, buried Ferraris, mutually assured destruction, the Tick, the Kola Superdeep Borehole, the American Miscellaneous Society, and the screaming of condemned souls deep below the Well to Hell. Father Art blesses us with another visit as well.

Follow us @ThingsITextMyBrotherPodcast on Instagram where you can leave us notes for us to tackle in future segments of Ablutions and Edification. Like, subscribe, and do all the other things which podcasts tell you to do. Then, tell a friend, enemy, and total stranger.

For those who love the experience of audio draped over a static image, head over to the Things I Text My Brother page on YouTube!

Please consider joining us in helping to save lives by joining the Things I Text My Brother group through the American Red Cross and donating whatever you can. Whether you are able to give some blood, some time, some money, or some awareness to the cause, all of it helps save lives. https://3cu.be/blood

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MUSIC AND SOUNDS

Theme Music:

Still Pickin by Kevin MacLeod (Royalty free music) (filmmusic.io)

"Still Pickin" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License

http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Lovely Piano Music Under Dramatic Reading:

Relaxing Piano Music by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4273-relaxing-piano-music

License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

Church bells and various sounds effects:

https://mixkit.co/free-sound-effects/

Mixkit Sound Effects Free License https://mixkit.co/license/

This episode starts with a dramatic reading of a text exchange between the brothers Drouillard regarding the New Jersey estate of Napoleon Bonaparte’s older brother Joseph and goes on to discuss Princess Elsa, the Unabomber, swan boats, Drumthwacket, Will Hunting, alluring calf muscles, Lohengrin, abdication, George Washington, Zlatan, and potential kings of Mexico. Father Art blesses us with another visit as well.

Follow us @ThingsITextMyBrotherPodcast on Instagram where you can leave us notes for us to tackle in future segments of Ablutions and Edification. Like, subscribe, and do all the other things which podcasts tell you to do. Then, tell a friend, enemy, and total stranger.

Oh, and if you love the experience of audio draped over a static image, head over to the Things I Text My Brother page on YouTube!

Please consider joining us in helping to save lives by joining the Things I Text My Brother group through the American Red Cross and donating whatever you can. Whether you are able to give some blood, some time, some money, or some awareness to the cause, all of it helps save lives. https://3cu.be/blood

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MUSIC AND SOUNDS

Theme Music:

Still Pickin by Kevin MacLeod (Royalty free music) (filmmusic.io)

"Still Pickin" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License

http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Lovely Piano Music Under Dramatic Reading:

Relaxing Piano Music by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4273-relaxing-piano-music

License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

Church bells and various sounds effects:

https://mixkit.co/free-sound-effects/

Mixkit Sound Effects Free License https://mixkit.co/license/