Things I Text My Brother

Things I Text My Brother

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Things I Text My Brother episodes

  • Special 50th Anniversary Episode
    This very special episode of Things I Text My Brother (and Sister!) starts with a dramatic reading of a text exchange between the brothers - and sister - Drouillard regarding the 50th wedding anniversary of Glenda and Art Drewyor and goes on to explore big tan vans, exploding swimming pools, Maynard the dog, fascinators, railroad bridges, water towers, and marriage done right.
    Follow us @ThingsITextMyBrotherPodcast on Instagram where you can leave us notes for us to tackle in future segments of Ablutions and Edification or stories about the greatness of Glenda and Art Drewyor. Like, subscribe, and do all the other things which podcasts tell you to do. Then, tell a friend, an enemy, and a total stranger, AND wish Glenda and Art a happy anniversary!
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    Theme Music:
    Still Pickin by Kevin MacLeod (Royalty free music) (filmmusic.io)
    "Still Pickin" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
    Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License
    http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
    Lovely Piano Music Under Dramatic Reading:
    Relaxing Piano Music by Kevin MacLeod
    Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4273-relaxing-piano-music
    License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
    Church bells and various sounds effects:
    https://mixkit.co/free-sound-effects/
    Mixkit Sound Effects Free License https://mixkit.co/license/
    Background sound for when the Youth were talking:
    Wholesome by Kevin MacLeod
    Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5050-wholesome
    License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
    39 min
  • Ep. 9 - Waldo and the Feline Inquisition
    This episode of Things I Text My Brother starts with a dramatic reading of a text exchange between the brothers Drouillard regarding Medieval animal trials and goes on to explore rats, Proto-Protestants, Waldos, lark plucking, excommunication, and H’Angus the Monkey. Father Art blesses us with another visit as well.
    Follow us @ThingsITextMyBrotherPodcast on Instagram where you can leave us notes for us to tackle in future segments of Ablutions and Edification. Like, subscribe, and do all the other things which podcasts tell you to do. Then, tell a friend, enemy, and total stranger.
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    Theme Music:
    Still Pickin by Kevin MacLeod (Royalty free music) (filmmusic.io)
    "Still Pickin" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
    Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License
    http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
    Lovely Piano Music Under Dramatic Reading:
    Relaxing Piano Music by Kevin MacLeod
    Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4273-relaxing-piano-music
    License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
    Church bells and various sounds effects:
    https://mixkit.co/free-sound-effects/
    Mixkit Sound Effects Free License https://mixkit.co/license/
    31 min
  • Ep. 8 - Bioelectricity and the Russian
    This episode of Things I Text My Brother starts with a dramatic reading of a text exchange between the brothers Drouillard regarding the regeneration of body parts by a Russian scientist and goes on to explore bioelectricity, The Island of Dr. Moreau, parenting tips from Stalin, and playing Pac-Man at Pizza Hut. Father Art blesses us with another visit as well.
    Follow us @ThingsITextMyBrotherPodcast on Instagram where you can leave us notes for us to tackle in future segments of Ablutions and Edification. Like, subscribe, and do all the other things which podcasts tell you to do. Then, tell a friend, enemy, and total stranger.
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    https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2021/05/10/persuading-the-body-to-regenerate-its-limbs
    Theme Music:
    Still Pickin by Kevin MacLeod (Royalty free music) (filmmusic.io)
    "Still Pickin" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
    Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License
    http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
    Lovely Piano Music Under Dramatic Reading:
    Relaxing Piano Music by Kevin MacLeod
    Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4273-relaxing-piano-music
    License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
    Church bells and various sounds effects:
    https://mixkit.co/free-sound-effects/
    Mixkit Sound Effects Free License https://mixkit.co/license/
    Worm photo:
    https://unsplash.com/photos/YD5TvbPgmQc?utm_source=unsplash&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=creditShareLink
    31 min
  • Ep. 7 - Drag Dóttirs and Rouge
    This episode of Things I Text My Brother starts with a dramatic reading of a text exchange between the brothers Drouillard regarding the sons and dóttirs of Iceland and goes on to discuss rouge, Roughriders, William Dorsey Swann, Talula Does the Hula from Hawaii, and so much more. Father Art blesses us with another visit; this time he declares war on half of Liverpool.
    Follow us @ThingsITextMyBrotherPodcast on Instagram where you can leave us notes for us to tackle in future segments of Ablutions and Edification. Like, subscribe, and do all the other things which podcasts tell you to do. Then, tell a friend, enemy, and total stranger.
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    Theme Music: Still Pickin by Kevin MacLeod (Royalty free music) (filmmusic.io) "Still Pickin" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
    Lovely Piano Music Under Dramatic Reading: Relaxing Piano Music by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4273-relaxing-piano-music License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Church bells and various sounds effects: https://mixkit.co/free-sound-effects/ Mixkit Sound Effects Free License https://mixkit.co/license/
    37 min
  • Ep. 6 - Pancakes and Waples
    This episode of Things I Text My Brother starts with a dramatic reading of a text exchange between the brothers Drouillard regarding stacks of Pancakes named John and Joseph, religious breakfast-flipping footraces, Ninja Turtles, Ellis Island, Ötzi the Iceman, and so much more. Father Art blesses us with another visit as well.
    Follow us @ThingsITextMyBrotherPodcast on Instagram where you can leave us notes for us to tackle in future segments of Ablutions and Edification. Like, subscribe, and do all the other things which podcasts tell you to do. Then, tell a friend, enemy, and total stranger.
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    Theme Music:
    Still Pickin by Kevin MacLeod (Royalty free music) (filmmusic.io)
    "Still Pickin" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
    Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License
    http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
    Lovely Piano Music Under Dramatic Reading:
    Relaxing Piano Music by Kevin MacLeod
    Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4273-relaxing-piano-music
    License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
    Church bells and various sounds effects:
    https://mixkit.co/free-sound-effects/
    Mixkit Sound Effects Free License https://mixkit.co/license/
    35 min
  • Ep. 5 - Floating Trucks and Forkbeards
    This episode of Things I Text My Brother starts with a dramatic reading of a text exchange between the brothers Drouillard regarding modern Viking boats splashing around Dublin and goes on to explore pillaging, amphibious WWII trucks, middle school boat captains called Tucker, hairy/shaggy breeches, Forkbeards, brittle bones, and several people called Harald. Father Art blesses us with another visit as well.
    Follow us @ThingsITextMyBrotherPodcast on Instagram where you can leave us notes for us to tackle in future segments of Ablutions and Edification. Like, subscribe, and do all the other things which podcasts tell you to do. Then, tell a friend, enemy, and total stranger.
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    Theme Music:
    Still Pickin by Kevin MacLeod (Royalty free music) (filmmusic.io)
    "Still Pickin" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
    Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License
    http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
    Lovely Piano Music Under Dramatic Reading:
    Relaxing Piano Music by Kevin MacLeod
    Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4273-relaxing-piano-music
    License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
    Church bells and various sounds effects:
    https://mixkit.co/free-sound-effects/
    Mixkit Sound Effects Free License https://mixkit.co/license/
    30 min
  • Ep. 4 - The Preacher and His Missing Vocal Cords
    This episode of Things I Text My Brother starts with a dramatic reading of a text between the brothers Drouillard regarding Denvil Curry, the "Man With No Vocal Cords," and goes on to explore pterodactyl noises, the power of belief, miracles, Taco Bell graduations, and Leeeroooyyyyy Jenkinnnnns. Father Art blesses us with another visit as well.
    Follow us @ThingsITextMyBrotherPodcast on Instagram. Like, subscribe, and do all the other things which podcasts tell you to do. Then, tell a friend!
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    Theme Music:
    Still Pickin by Kevin MacLeod (Royalty free music) (filmmusic.io)
    "Still Pickin" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
    Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License
    http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
    Lovely Piano Music Under Dramatic Reading:
    Relaxing Piano Music by Kevin MacLeod
    Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4273-relaxing-piano-music
    License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
    Church bells and various sounds effects:
    https://mixkit.co/free-sound-effects/
    Mixkit Sound Effects Free License https://mixkit.co/license/
    44 min
  • Ep. 3 - Dr. Thomas and the Woodrat
    This episode of Things I Text My Brother starts with a dramatic reading of a text between the brothers Drouillard regarding the site of Dr. Edward Thomas' scientific Neotoma Valley (and the eponymous woodrat which is no longer found there) and goes on to explore amberized urine, aggressive Canadian rodent control campaigns, pack rats, Rat Packs, Brat Packs, packs of brats, and -- if you stick around long enough -- the Stalkers of Chernobyl. SCIENCE!
    Follow us @ThingsITextMyBrotherPodcast on Instagram. Like, subscribe, and do all the other things which podcasts tell you to do. Then, tell a friend!
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    Theme Music:
    Still Pickin by Kevin MacLeod (Royalty free music) (filmmusic.io)
    "Still Pickin" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
    Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License
    http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
    Lovely Piano Music Under Dramatic Reading:
    Relaxing Piano Music by Kevin MacLeod
    Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4273-relaxing-piano-music
    License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
    Church bells and various sounds effects:
    https://mixkit.co/free-sound-effects/
    Mixkit Sound Effects Free License https://mixkit.co/license/
    26 min
  • Ep. 2 - ¡Bill y Ted y los Tres Amigos!
    Episode 2 of Things I Text My Brother starts with a dramatic reading of a text between the brothers Drouillard regarding the potential of the films "Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure" and "¡Three Amigos!" as staged musicals and goes on to explore bad musical ideas and even worse childhood perms. The show wraps up with another installment of everyone's favorite segment, "Ask Father Art."
    Follow us @ThingsITextMyBrotherPodcast on Instagram and hit like or subscribe or whatever buttons are available on Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Stitcher, Spotify, Soundcloud and/or anywhere else we appear, even if we're only there by accident.
    Music and Sound Credits:
    Theme Music:
    Still Pickin by Kevin MacLeod (Royalty free music) (filmmusic.io)
    "Still Pickin" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
    Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License
    creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
    Lovely Piano Music Under Dramatic Reading:
    Relaxing Piano Music by Kevin MacLeod
    Link: incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4273-re…-piano-music
    License: filmmusic.io/standard-license
    Music for a story about a bad mullet perm:
    Court of the Queen by Kevin MacLeod
    Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3557-court-of-the-queen
    License: filmmusic.io/standard-license
    33 min
  • Ep. 1 - Lucha Libre and Four Hundred Mimes
    The debut episode of Things I Text My Brother starts with a dramatic reading of a text between the brothers Drouillard on the use of Lucha Libre and mimes as (very scientific) nudges for encouraging behavioral change in society and goes on to explore wizards, decapitation through school bus windows, and everything else you're hoping to hear. The show wraps up with the first appearance of everyone's favorite segment, "Ask Father Arthur."
    Follow us @ ThingsITextMyBrotherPodcast on Instagram.
    Music and Sound Credits:
    Theme Music:
    Still Pickin by Kevin MacLeod (Royalty free music) (filmmusic.io)
    "Still Pickin" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
    Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License
    http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
    Lovely Piano Music Under Dramatic Reading:
    Relaxing Piano Music by Kevin MacLeod
    Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4273-relaxing-piano-music
    License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
    34 min

About Things I Text My Brother

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Things I Text My Brother is the podcast which transforms the texted ramblings of the brothers Drouillard into an audio series which willfully tumbles down the deepest of rabbit holes.