Third World Ballers

The world is still a cruel and horrific place, but we're here to guide you through the darkness. This week we keep things funny and light with a tribute to George F-Floyd by France and America too actually, favorite DJ David Guetta. It's still ACAB and power to the people! But we could all use a good laugh right now.

Let’s get one thing straight before we introduce today’s episode, Fuck The Police. There, now that we’ve got that out of the way, welcome back! It’s another episode of Third World Ballers! As you might’ve guessed we’re going to take this time to dive into the protests, the unlawful murders of civilians by cops, defunding the police, refunding communities, looting, rioting, and the whole gamut that has run its course these last few weeks. We seek to not only amplify the voices of the black struggle in America, but also to voice our opinions on the wanton violence and aggression committed by these occupying forces - known widely as the police. What does refunding a community look like? What are the arguments, and justifications, against (hint: there are none)? So sit back, spark a blunt, drink a cold beer, and chill with the Ballers as we proudly exclaim, FTP and ACAB Baby!

TWB continues on in the age of the Rona. This week we're joined by a number of mask hating Karens as we check in to see how the country is handling the slight ease in restrictions. These people are fighting for your rights America so listen up! Also included in this weeks episode are a number of public freak outs, our favorite science loving and roast master Amy Klobuchar's potential VP nomination, and of course we remind you all of how much the elites hate you. We're living in the early age of Salò folks and TWB is gonna help you shove the poop right down your throats. Enjoy

TWB continues on this week rona and quarantined free. This week we check back in with our SilverCorp bro's, reluctantly discuss more corona madness, Josh introduces the boys to New Jack, and lastly we discuss Cesar's fetish of being beaten along many other fetishes including those of the cream variety.

TWB is finally back after a 3 month hiatus and boy do we have lots to talk about. As expected we're giving our quarantine season catch up. We dive into the recent rallies in Los Angeles where Jowal gives us his first hand account of the madness. We also discuss the potential for a revolution in the US, the decline and sabotage of the Bernie campaign, the mush brain that is Biden, the Jack Ryan wannabes that is SilverCorp in Venezuela, our thoughts on a conspiracy regarding the pandemic and so much more. It's been a doozy of a year and we're all back to shift through the muck once again!

We’re back and we’re fucking triggered! What’s triggering us you might ask? Well, take a quick look around the country and you’ll find a couple of things. For instance, Housing 4 Moms in Oakland standing up to the paramilitary and vulture realtors, Donald Trump Junior trying...to do something, our TWB anxieties with social media and the decade, Hillary dumbass Clinton still popping her head up, and a would you rather scenario to die for. So stick around and get triggered with us because we love being angry! We love it! Hashtag me too!

Live! From TWB studios! It’s Third World Ballers! We’re returning to our original form and welcoming back former cohost, and new booty, Jowal Baller Quitl. The legend has returned and today we’re running through the steady stream of characters that have made up this podcast. From Lex Steele, to Javelin Melody, to Wes Watson, to Greta fucking Thunberg and Grandpa Joe, all our favorites are joining us for a night of sextravaganza. Later in the episode we tackle the live democratic national debates, in which daddy Bernie has led poll after poll before the upcoming caucuses in Iowa and New Hampshire. We also discuss the snake in the grass, Warren, who has succeeded in shattering her progressive relationship with all Native Americans and Bernie’s platform. Live Live Live! Bing Bing! We’re back and we’re not going anywhere! So get that paperwork in order, sit back, and enjoy the show.

The boy is back in town and your Third World Ballers are exploding into 2020. A decade has ended, and what a mightily stupid decade it was, but now we’re standing on the precipice again staring into the maw that is the 2020 elections, World War III, police brutality, and Kevin Chomo Spacey’s message to the world. If you want to survive in this perilous world then you need to explode onto the scene like our good friend Lexington Steele. One watch has ended, and another begins. Uh-huh.

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Your favorite warriors of God are back in the fucking mix. Today we’re taking a look at our behemoth of a creation in the realm of dad critic, one who hates petulant children like Greta, then we move on to another dad, Biden, who’s sundowning performance has delivered to us comedy gold. Afterward we discuss Pelosi's recent television appearance and connect her talking points with the recently released Afghanistan Papers from the WAPO. Then we hop back into the deadpan guilt ridden show developed by and for paranoiacs, Jack Ryan! We’re almost near the end, we hope. Lastly we talk Clinton’s lizard appearance on the Stern Show. Folks, it’s not looking too good out there!