Third World Ballers

Today, Third World Ballers are running with a couple of bad dudes, who know a couple of bad boys. We’re back from holidays and eating the bird, ready to get real freaky naughty with it. In this episode we’re talking Cesar’s trip to Barcelona, and his fateful encounters with a couple of bad dudes, next shifting gears to the US mush brains in the democratic election, we take a gander into the mind of prison mike's brother, and lastly we cap it off with our favorite segment, back in the mother fucking jungle, hunting bad boys, with Jack Ryan, episode 4, otherwise known as Vendetta. So stick around! We’ve got the laughs and a couple of straight razors that’ll set you right.

Welcome, warriors of God, to another TWB episode! If you’ve made it this far then surely God has a plan. We’re back in the mire today, first checking in with our life coach and cyberbully aficionado, Javelin Melody, then we turn our attention to the LA Times celebrity endorsements of prominent dems, especially that one high hopes living, Pete Buttigieg. Lastly, we’re parachuting into the Venezuelan jungle, on the hunt for that mother fucker Reyes and his nukes, in our next episode review of, Cuck Ryan! Stay tuned, stay informed, but most of all don’t get married, don’t have kids, and don’t adopt, warriors of God are above all that.

I’m a MAGA kid, I’m a MAGA kid, and I’m here to tell you that abortion is a sin! Hello listeners, TWB is back for another week of laughs. What you just read in the first sentence is our attempt at participating in the MAGA Rap Challenge, a battle of the ages! But in this ep we’re also discussing yet another coup attempt against the first indigenous president in Bolivia, and juxtapose this classified mission with our favorite wonder boy, and new segment, Jack mother fucking Ryan. So listen up, GRETA, we’re not taking anymore of your bs! TWB, ride or die!

Grab your bags and say goodbye to daddy, we're taking off to the lighthouse in today’s episode of Third World Ballers. We review the naughty boy film The Lighthouse, talk further consolidation of entertainment in the hands of the few, listen to Trump's roaring speech of how he took down the clown prince of terrorism, and round out with a new segment as we plunge into the hysterical depths of the CIA, and their lead investigator, Jack Ryan. He’s on the case and we’re tracking him to Venezuela, where surely he will leave the country intact. Find out!

We’re back! Episode 60 is off to a raucous start as we talk about possibly one of the horniest videos online, the Ass Beer. Afterwards we talk Joker, David Lynch, Robert Forster, and much more! Is the Ass Beer the real reason why terrorists hate the US? Find out, only on Third World Ballers!.

‘Once it gets dark a spooky film will start’, at least that’s the Third World Ballers doctrine, and we’re here to deliver. Starting the month of October right includes watching a vast amount of horror films, and your faithful hosts are going to lead you through the graveyard and into the inner sanctum of our ideal horror. We’re talking about our favorite picks for the season like Luz, The Taking of Deborah Logan, Borderlands, Terrifier, Antichrist, The Witch, and many more! We also take a minute to ponder the real film like horrors of our world through the lens of Botham Jean, gunned down by an off duty cop in his own home. ACAB, trust the fear, and don’t turn away!

Luz - Tilman Singer

The Taking of Deborah Logan - Adam Robitel

The Witch - Robert Eggers

The Lighthouse - Robert Eggers

Antichrist - Lars Von Trier

Terrifier - Damien Leone

Imprint - Takashi Miike

Welcome to another Third World Baller extravaganza! In today’s episode, we’re rehashing a multitude of news stories like Ed Buck’s arrest, Biden’s continuous melting brain, Warren’s surge to the number one position, the potentiality for an impeachment inquiry, the lackluster pageantry of the Emmy’s, and our excitement for upcoming films in the spooky season. Wading through the content one thing is for sure, there’s nothing like mind poison and Bernie is being snubbed for a white woman who believes she’s Cherokee.

Santiago, Chile, September 11, 1973, the presidency of the democratically elected Salvador Allende comes to a screeching halt. For the next 17 years the campesinos and pueblos and workers alike, all sympathizers of their fallen hero and the ideology he stood for, will undergo the long Chilean night; Barbarism, torture, exile, suppression and repression, all funded and guided under the auspices of the US. It is within this framework that we delve into one of the greatest historical documentaries to grace the screen, La Batalla de Chile, or The Battle of Chile, directed by Patricio Guzman. Join us as we discuss the obstinate memory that is Chile, and the overwhelming humanity rendered from the people who fought against tyranny, as we analyze historical parallels between a blooming workers consciousness of the past and its persistence into a present day political system.

The Battle of Chile (Struggle of people Without Arms) : Part 1 The Insurrection of the Bourgeoisie (‘75), Part 2 The Coup D’etat (‘76), Part 3 The Power of the People (‘79).

Welcome back to another crrrrrrazy episode! Today we’re talking clowns for the most part. If you live in LA, or have ever thought about who lives there, get ready for some real buffoons. Over the weekend your faithful co hosts participated in a battle of wits and ideologies, so we’re breaking that down. Also featured is the clown prince himself, Joker, and the liberal fear that his presence will insight violence. Lastly, we get into recent movements to expulse the homeless out of LA, and Midsommar directors cut. It’s crazy out there folks, and we’re all clowns now.

Back with another episode and this time we’re on fire! No, seriously, the Amazon is on fire. We’re taking a big portion of our time to discuss the events happening in the Amazon, and Brazil respectively. To understand one you need the other. We give our analysis on what deforestation will wring upon our world if this colonial enterprise continues. We also talk about the historical context of Brazil, and the corrupt infrastructures which exacerbate these perverse acts. Finishing on a lighter note we rip on undying Israeli allegiance and the losers permeating the cultural landscape. Lula Livre!