Third World Ballers

Welcome to another week of chaos and extravaganza with your Third World Ballers. Today we’re getting nutty with it while discussing the current events regarding Epstein’s so called ‘death’, the two recent horrific shootings, and the bungled mess that is the Democratic contenders for pres. Fear not, we all live in an age of immense power and wealth sequestered in the corners of depravity, but at least we’re still here for the laughs! 

Today, on another episode of TWB, we’re getting loose and slutty with it as we catch up with the current events. We’re taking in the miasma of the Democratic Debates and dissecting our favorite parts while dumping the others. Afterwards we discuss the latest film twitter outrage regarding Tarantino and the state of film as is. Lastly we toast the night to the villains of eons pass which still linger in our hearts and minds. Where’s dadeee?

Are you chained to your grief? Maybe trapped in a prison of your own negativity? Well this week TWB has your remedy. Today we’re talking Ari Aster’s new folk horror film, Midsommar. It's a soft palette film about the horrors of codependency, unspoken trauma, and the path towards healing. We’re breaking down the film, exploring the realms of trauma and how Aster manipulates these very personal, emotional, reactions and elevates them to horrific pathways. Read and interpret the symbols but if you miss a step you might end up dead. Hail Paimon! Hail the May Queen!

We're back this week fellow Earthlings! Today we’re diving into the deep end of conspiratorial lore with our tinfoil hats strapped to our heads. You know the theories, you’ve heard them before, but what gives them credence and everlasting provocation? Is our government actively trying to sabotage our way of life using reptilian humanoids for the sake of control, or is that the trajectory of Capitalism? And if so, how do we remove the fantastical narratives for a more united front in the battle against Capitalism? Find out here with those baller boys. (Pizzagateisreal)

We’re 50, folks! Right on time to usher the king of kings, our big sloppy boy, into the 2020 presidential fold. In this episode we’re focusing on a more personal lens as we expound upon our pasts and dive into the memory well of what shaped us. Our friendship, our history, our parents, all come to the light of discourse. Mom, Dad, we’ve made it! 

This week TWB keeps it loose and open while we poison the mind of fellow Cardinal Watch alum Michael Guerra. 

We poison the well of his mind by exploring the darknesses of JoJo Siwa, The Ace Family, Bass enthusiast Mike Huckabee and much more. Don't fear though we clean ourselves up by touching base on some of few things that have been inspiring us creatively and mentally lately.

Hello listeners, in this week's episode were taking you back to 5th grade level English composition of comparing and contrasting. We’re talking the original and remake of Suspiria, an iridescent fantastic voyage into a coven of witches that has imprinted the cult film memory. What did we like, what did we hate, what made us unmade? Join us in the vanity room where witches and broken realities await.

To call Gaspar Noe a provocateur or voyuer is a truism. He swims through the depths of the unconscious and exhumes a film experience that is unlike any other active auteur. It’s CLIMAX, baby! The baller boys are voguing and death dropping their way through the film, picking apart it’s horrific elements and consuming the hypnotic experience. Join us in our descent into hell, but don’t forget to dance!

Folks, we have officially entered the Desert Storm era of Youtube and Podcasting. Faze vs Tfue, James Charles vs Tati, and now us TWB vs Jowal. Things couldn't be more trying, but luckily we're here to help remedy and ease the conflicts around us.

This week we're breaking down the beefs, the mess that was the GOT finale, highlighting Ben Carson's love of Oreos and showing that he really is the Lil Xan of politics, plus much more.

TWB are back and we're getting crazy! This week we break down yet another GOT episode with a slightly different tone than our Long Night episode. We're getting into the highs and lows of season 8 and examining the our journey through the sage that is Game of Thrones. 

We're also diving into the Youtube battle field where we dissect the James Charles drama, highlight Cesar's new man crush Faze Banks or as he likes to pronounce it FAH-ZEE Banks, plus we hear a few inspirational words from our favorite Youtuber. Please as always like and subscribe to us everywhere! 

Groove Inc. DJ Dates

5/17/19 - @ Love Song Bar with Hotthobo

5/26/19 - @ General Lee's with Hotthobo

6/9/19 -  @ The Lash with surprise guest.

Catch Cesar on Central Valley Talk next Thursday at 11. https://centralvalleytalk.com/