Thirst Trap

The girls are back with a  new segment: Let us roast you! We know you're thirsty for attention so send in your pictures, instagram accounts etc. and let us make you cry tears of thirst. PLUS: The girls explore high brow questions: would you rather be sperm in a ball sack or an egg in a womb? How much diet coke is too much? Are beards sexy? and more!   *In the DMs:  Amanda gets a DM that proves men are crazier than women *Social Media tip of the week: Which emoji is best to cover your nipples? * Let Us Roast You: A man in a banana suit and a former improviser gets Natalie's best roast material *Rate That Thirst: Sexting in public, Recycling old nudes, Putting your relationship status in your IG bio, Using a photo of yourself in a mask as your main photo on a dating app, Liking your own post from other social media accounts, Masturbating on an airplane. * Listener Email: Do women prefer a man with pubic hair?  

This could be the best or the worst episode ever! Join Natalie and Amanda as they discuss everything from liking instagram model’s pictures to hooking up with a guy your friend has hooked up with. 

  - In the DMs- Natalie blocks two trolls - People who take stand up jokes too seriously  - Is it ok for your boyfriend to like or comment on an Instagram model’s photo? - How thirsty are these situations: People who read on the subway, Contacting someone on another platform after they block you on one - Love Bombing: why do people do it? - How long should you wait before you say "I love you"? - Why are there so many singles in New York City? - Listener E-mail : A guy I used to hook up with is talking to my best friend.

Mercury is in retrograde but the thirst is not! This week the girls discuss everything from astrology to pregnancy announcement etiquette and more! 

- Mercury in Retrograde  - How astrology can help you reflect on your life - The girls predict your future based on your sign  - How the girls feel about you sliding into the DMs - Stalking yourself on social media  - Dating someone who loves social media - Employees at retail stores who stalk you after shopping there  - Rate how thirsty these situations are: Giving someone right of way when driving just so they wave at you, Leaving your number on the receipt at a restaurant, Thirsty ways to announce your pregnancy, Drawing a stranger on the subway, Asking someone’s astrology sign on a first date, Calling the waiter by his/her first name, Giving birth on instagram live  - Listener Email: I’ve been dating my girlfriend for 1.5 years and I’m not sure if she is the one

The Thirst Trap girls left the basement, traveled the world, and are back to bring you the hottest topics in social media, crazy interactions, dating and more! This week they discuss:

*The Britney Spears documentary  *The complexities of female sexuality  *How instagram empowers you to control your own narrative *Valentine's Day social media posting etiquette *Rate That Thirst: Posting a selfie at the doctor's office, Vying for a dog's attention at a party,  Being the first one to dive into the cheese plate at a social gathering, Posting a vaccine selfie, Couples who post bedroom selfies. *How to politely let the host know you want to eat at a party when no one else has touched the food *Listener Email: A guy I've been dating and seeing 3-4 times a week never initiates our conversations. I always text him first. Is this normal? What should I do?

The girls are back after an exhausting week and things are thirstier than ever! They sit down to discuss everything from funeral outfits to moose knuckles! 

• Planning the perfect funeral outfit
• In the DMs: A listener says he’d travel far and wide to sniff Natalie's dandruff. 
• Social Media Tip of the Week: Birthday Posts for Your Family
• RATE THAT THIRST: Posting a tribute to a celebrity that died, Posting a fitting room picture, Posting your COVID test results, Posting a picture of a slightly funny convo you had with a slightly famous celebrity, Posting fan emails
• What would happen if your therapist followed you on Social Media?
• Seeing your therapist on the street
• Living long enough until your boobs are on the floor 
• Listener Emails: Men are either ass or boob guys, is there an equivalent for women?

It's another thirsty week with the Thirst Trap Gals! Natalie and Amanda discuss social media tips, DMs, and rate thirsty situations!

  *In the DMs: Can you send me a link to your set? ...NO *Why you should never ask a comic to tell you a joke offstage  *How to get the ring light ring out of the reflection of your glasses *Thirsty Situations: Posting a picture of your screen time, Calling out the one person watching your IG Live, Posting a photo of what you're watching on TV, Saying, "I Did a Thing". *Which would you prefer: WiFi in Hell or no Wifi in Heaven? Forgetting to eat for the rest of your life or forgetting to check your phone? *IG Live versus Zoom Shows  *Finding the best form of communication based on your Zodiac Sign *City girls will fuck up your body, suburban girls will fuck up your soul * Are women more competitive than men? * Starting an OnlyFans with no nudes, only photos of our perfect teeth *Listener Email: My girlfriend and I will get into an argument and she'll send me a picture of her crying! Is that normal?

Natalie and Amanda are back, fully shaven and ready to give you social media tips of the week, rate thirsty situations and answer listener emails! See? 2021 is so different than 2020!

- In the DMs: A listener writes a dick song for Amanda and Natalie.... Possible first dance song at their wedding? 

- Social Media Tip of the Week: Faking a birthday

- Having a fun funeral  - Natalie's first diet at 2 years old - Instagram getting rid of likes - Why we have the best followers - Rating Thirsty situations: DMing someone a picture they posted instead of commenting on the photo, Deleting a post that's not getting enough likes, Posting "Just Because" flowers from your boyfriend, Posting a photo of your engagement ring, Posting Dating App Conversations, Vaguebooking - A listener suffering from seasonal depression and COVID depression seeks self care tips

After taking a week off, for the world to calm down, Natalie and Amanda are back to bring you social media tips, read crazy DMs, rate thirsty situations, and, of course, answer your lifestyle questions!

* Natalie gets trolled on Cameo!

* A good friend (@meghroberts) sends in a DM she received where a guy offered to turn his micro penis into the nose’s of Disney characters

* For the first time ever Natalie advises the listeners to put their phone down

* Why posting your political opinion has never helped anyone

* Natalie and Amanda share their intrigue for instagram Plastic Surgery videos

* The power of Dog Influencers

*  Natalie and Amanda rate how thirsty the following situations are: Posting the classic “feet on the beach” picture,  randomly posting wedding photos, creating an insta for your pet, and getting bangs during quarantine.

* Listener e-mail: My boyfriend of 4 months won’t invite me over to his place? Is this a red flag?

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Amanda is back from Miami quarantining. They're 6+ feet apart this episode via zoom!  They talk about everything from secret COVID confessions to how much their eggs are worth.

*Amanda suggests a show called "COVID Confessions"

*Proper COVID one night stand etiquette

*Someone slid into Natalie's DMs because she looks like she has hot, fertile eggs

*The desperate move of sharing a post to your story for more likes

*Why the holidays are for seeing how rich your friends on Social Media are

* Why you should stop posting photos of random family member's kids

*Can't talk right now, doing Hot Girl Shit...or are you?

*Why there should be a Mad Libs for Social Media Memes

*The only situation we want to see Influencer's unboxing videos

* They rate how thirsty the following situations are: Influencers posting IG handles on their tombstone, posting too many TBTs where you look hotter than you do now, posting a screenshot of people complimenting you, Pretending you like a certain kind of music to get your partner to like you

* A listener asks how to tell her partner his balls smell bad

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Amanda joins Natalie from Miami, Florida where they discuss how to have sex during COVID, writing the perfect instagram caption, social media behavior post break up and more!

• What sex positions would the CDC recommend?
• Should you post to your story before the grid?
• 2020 Instrgram Glitch
• Rating Apps on the iTunes App Portal
• Should you review on Yelp?
• How to caption a photo properly
• Amanda tries to guess what YKTVF means
• Why and when we use the word Vibez
• Do we prefer relatable celebrities or celebrities who have what we want?
• Rate that thirst- Posting a meme post break up, posting a picture of doing an activity you shared with your ex, stalking a hinge matches’ instagram for past relationships
• A listener asks how to get her friends to like her boyfriend even though she complains about him