Thirst Trap

Thirst Trap

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  • 7 - One Fish, Two Fish, Catfish
    Natalie and Amanda sit down to read funny DMs, discuss social media pet peeves, the dos and don’ts for dating apps, and why there is no more original content.

    · A guy DMs Natalie six times because she has resting yummy p*ssy face

    · How to describe “Thirst Trap” to your therapist

    · A listener corrects the girls on what a dipstick is 

    · Getting a colonic on a first date

    · Elf on the shelf trend

    · Whether it's thirstier for men or women to post selfies

    · Rate that thirst: People who post a screenshot of their run map, posting your post to your story for more likes, men who post a picture of themselves holding a baby on dating profile pictures, men who post pics of themselves with a dog in their dating profile picture

    · Serial Killers' dating profiles

    · Natalie’s trick to ensure you won't be catfish 

    · Waking someone up to have sex

    · Whether or not there is such a thing as an original thought

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    45 min
  • 6 - Throwback Thirst-day

    Natalie and Amanda sit down to discuss everything from social media pet peeves, dating advice, thirsty habits and more!

    * Natalie and Amanda read funny DMs they've received

    * What it means when a guy sends you a leaf emoji

    * Getting contacted from someone who ghosted you

    * Why we thirst

    * Amanda asks should I post this meme?

    * Definition of Cuffing Season

    * What you should post instead of a Christmas throwback this year

    * Social media jealousy

    * Meeting internet celebrities in person

    * The 2020 Spotify Wrap-up

    * The girls guess each other's music taste

    * Doing butt stuff

     

    31 min
  • 5 - Lindsey Jenningz

    The Thirst Trap girls sit down with Thirst Trap Queen Lindsey Jenningz! (@lindseyjenningz) She is an LA and NY comedian, as well as beloved Suicide Girl. She dances, shes funny, she does hair, she models, she probably make bread from scratch. Listen as they discuss:

    What it means to be an instagram model

    Secret to confidence

    Being a woman in comedy

    Instagram and sex work

    What it means to be shadowbanned on Instagram

    How changing your gender on instagram effects your content

    Best social media app for sex work

    FMK: Musician, Comedian, Model

    Dating other comedians

    Her ex calling the cops

    Dating responsibly during the pandemic

    Listener email: a listener hooked up with a guy, once, a year ago, that her friend is hooking up with. Did her friend break girl code?

     

    44 min
  • 4 - It's Nicky Paris B*TCH

    The girls sit down with Nicky Paris!

    Nicky Paris one of the most loved comics in both NY and LA. He was named “Comics to Watch” in the Huffington post. He has been praised in TMZ, Forbes, LA Times, People Magazine and he is a host on the successful podcast Daddy Issues with Dean McDermott.

    They discuss:

    NY vs. LA vs. Philly comedy and dating scenes

    Is it easier to get a sugar daddy in NY or LA?

    Social Media Pet Peeves: home cooked food on paper plates and annoying Tik Tok dance faces!

    Having to compromise in a relationship

    Nicky’s hilarious first time doing stand up on a cruise ship

    F*ck, Marry, Kill: Philly, NY, LA

    An app that matches auras between two people

     

    Finally, they answer listener emails:

    1. A 27 year old who never had a boyfriend. They want to know: intimacy issues or are they not good enough?

    2. A guy asks how to ask out his coworkers

    41 min
  • 3 - To FINSTA Or Not To FINSTA

    In this week’s solo episode comedians Natalie Cuomo and Amanda Gail tackle a wide range of hilarious topics about social media and dating. Finally, they answer listener emails!

    1. F*ck, Marry, Kill: Facebook, Instagram, Tik Tok

    2.  Is it safe to keep Tik Tok?

    3.  How close do you have to be with a friend to tell them their content sucks?

    4. To FINSTA or not to have a FINSTA?

    5. Does the time you post matter?

    6. Is posting too much or too little about your significant other a red flag?

    7. Mute vs. Blocking vs. unfollowing - what are the rules?

    Listener emails:

    1. Should you dump a toxic friend who can’t be happy for you?

    2. A Woman lost a bunch of weight and wants to post a thirst trap to get back at her ex. He dumped her for gaining too much weight. Should she post or move on?

    32 min
  • 2 - Cipha Sounds

    In today’s episode, hosts Natalie Cuomo and Amanda Gail are joined by renaissance man, musician, and comedian Cipha Sounds. Cipha is one of the only people to make a successful transition from music to comedy and has worked with some of the biggest names in the industry. From Jay-Z to Michelle Wolf, Cipha has carved out a niche for himself as a true entertainer.

    Cipha joins us today to talk about thirst trap etiquette, what drives him crazy about other peoples’ social media, and how he learned to let go of what other people think.

    Listen to the show to hear Ciphas’ thoughts on:

    • How Halloween thirst trap pics were different this year.
    • Why he’s thankful for Instagram changes made to the like system.
    • Why he won’t slide into your DMs but he will respond if you slide into his.
    • The importance of having a connection beyond just a sexy pic.
    • Why you need to have separate thirst trap and personal accounts.
    • Cipha’s policy on muting and unfollowing.
    • How he successfully made the transition from music to comedy.
    • Why you need to pay attention to the business side and hustle for success.
    • How social media has both helped and harmed the entertainment industry.
    • His love of Karen videos.
    • Cipha’s thoughts on Woke culture.
    • Letting go of what other people think of you.
    • Yoga pants and their contribution to society.
    • Why Cipha hates umbrella terms.
    • Creating social media boundaries.
    • How to spice up your marriage, without nudes.
    • What makes a sexy picture?
    • Why you need to commit to the bit in roleplay.
    • Taking it slow when sending pics.
    • How his mother’s work ethic impacted Cipha growing up.
    42 min

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