This American Carnage

This week the gang tackles fake news, fake books, and fake anonymity in a week chock-a-block with no benefits for a doubted president. BUT- a very special, otherworldly LEAK OF THE WEEK Restores faith in the White House and faith in the fact that goes exist and voted actively for Donald Trump. All this AND Van Halen on a new This American Carnage!!

As a new NFL season begins ... the life of two-time loser John McCain comes to an end, and the Carnage crew half mourns at half mast - but are cheered up by one of the greatest speeches in American History. All this PLUS The Journalism school of This American Carnage DOT Edu (which we are legally required to mention is not an accredited university) unveils a special report on the state of American Football and academics that fantasy fans can’t afford to miss on a new THIS AMERICAN CARNAGE!

The gang meets to discuss ghoulish Rudy Guiliani’s epistemological meditations (truth isn’t truth) while defending Big T on Meet The Press, as well as the criminal slander of disgraced no-good liar Michael Cohen. Additionally, Luke explores in the lockerroom the nobility and national security implications of Trump’s kiss and no tell policy, and Joe embraces the President’s call for health care reform

This week The gang is dispersed over fears the podcasts may be secretly recording, but they still manage to discuss the possibility of a Canine gaining security clearance. All this AND a new installment of the science report that’s sweeping the nation (according to the doctored newscast Tim showed us) on a deeply delayed This American Carnage!

In the wake of another historic week of summits and speeches, the gang discusses how to deal with the physiological strain of too much winning, starting with Big T’s Supreme Court nominee - Brett Kavanaugh, and the historic meeting in Helsinki. The gang also discusses the President’s latest oratorical masterpieces, including his speech ‘why it wouldn’t be Russia - a double negative,’ and ‘breaking Elton John’s records.’ All this, and some locker-room talk and a PSA on the latest scientific and nutritional breakthroughs.

Luke returns from his extended international trip/language immersion course in an airport hangar just in time to celebrate the nation’s most special birthday yet by rattling through the President’s many recent accomplishments including single-handedly reuniting families torn apart by Democrats, adding a new Supreme Court Justice, and much more. Papa John also joins the gang to defend his honor against accusations lobbed by Scaramucci

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This week Luke confronts the source of his insider betting tip (BT) after learning his recent Vegas prop bet no longer looks like a sure thing, and gets an even better tip. The gang also discusses Trump's legendary husbandry of the most beautiful woman in the country (after Ivanka), Rudy's ongoing gaffes, and an upcoming tv pilot featuring two prominent Italian-American figures.

Luke returns to the studio after a successful investment summit in Las Vegas with Dr Feelgood and Deep Dachshund Daddy, and is eager to recap Trump's many wins from the week prior. The gang also discusses the multiverse theory and the President's interdimensional wizardry, His Nobel Prize candidacy and the latest perverted domino to fall in the Time's Up movement (which as a reminder was founded by President Trump)

This week the gang is joined in studio by their trusted Carnie interns Mike & Alex, as well as Carnage Univ Fraternity sponsor Xander Lander, and joined on phone by Luke, who is on location chasing a big scoop where he is accompanied by Papa John, Deep Dox Daddy & Dr Ronnie "Ludes" Jackson. Together the gang discusses the week full of W's, including Peace in Korea and the historic "Fox & Friendship Speech," as well as Trump's grading policy, Carnage University's title 9 (and 69) policies, and much much more!