This American Carnage

This American Carnage

By Luke H. SimmonsComedy
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This American Carnage episodes

  • Fool Me Once
    In this episode, Asterios is back and joins the gang in an emotional and sometimes tense discussion, reflecting the raw emotion of a turbulent, historic week. We discuss the events in Syria and DJT's powerful response, as well as the dissolution of Attorney-Client Privilege, TAC University's sexual politics, and *new* stings!
    1 hr 1 min
  • Disappearing Disappointment
    The gang welcomes an old friend and newly announced visiting professor - Deep Disappointment - to discuss Russian-American relations and the coincidental illness/poisonings of numerous Russian expats critical of Putin. We also get an update on the progress at the southern border (STOP DRUGS) and analyze Trump's brilliant use of casino economics to tackle trade with China. All that and we check in with Villanova basketball fan and pizza artist, Papa John
    47 min
  • The Final Final Four
    This week the gang discusses The President's innovative new 'space force' project, updates on the wall, more cabinet-level upgrades/firings, and the pro-President school walk-out that the fake news media cannot get enough of. We also unveil and reach out to the winner of the TAC Tournament challenge, predict the fate of Don John Jr now that his wife has lawyered up, and much much more.
    1 hr 4 min
  • The Pompeo Circumstance
    This week the gang gathers to discuss smashing the glass cieling; sad goodbyes and predictions about the presidential penis. All this and a hard conversation aobut our economic system + did papa john kill our intern?
    56 min
  • Krav MAGA with Asterios
    This week The gang is joined by special guest Asterios Kokkinos who serves as long overdue liberal ally for Joe. Among other things, the gang gets a special leak of the week from "Deep Sessions", discuss gun control for cucks, steel tariffs, and Hollywood's big night and the Time's Up movement (which, as we all know, Trump began over a year ago).
    1 hr 4 min
  • A Snakebitten Nation In Mourning
    As our nation's greatest minds come together at CPAC to address the country's problem with guns (specifically that not enough teachers are armed with them), the gang solves a problem of their own by launching an educational program, welcoming the inaugural Cash 4 Carnage Interns as we study: Human Sexuality 101 (the emerging fetish of Canuckolding), Advanced Herpetology (the parable of breastfeeding snakes from El Salvador) and the Theological studies (the enlightenment of DJTJ). All this AND a BIG TIME LEAK OF THE WEEK!
    57 min
  • Mueller Gets Stumped, Love Gets Trumped
    A special valentine's & President's day discussion. The gang tries to imagine a world without each other but cannot imagine a universe without the President. We check with a disturbed Papa John and Mueller admits Trump is innocent as the President continues to shower an undeserving nation with love.
    43 min
  • The “Official" Podcast of S*per B*wl Sunday
    This week the gang brings you all the big GAME DAY NEWS you could ever use, clears up a potentially federally illegal misunderstanding as to what constitutes a “RANSOM TAPE”, and catches a CHRONIC CASE OF MEMO MANIA! All this and- the crowning of the human rights hero of a new generation, on THIS AMERICAN CARNAGE!
    45 min
  • Shitholy Moly
    This week the Shitholy Trinity continues to practice devil’s advocacy on behalf of the presidency, discussing the immigration sensation that’s sweeping the nation, the possibility or of presidential polyamory, national nemesis North Korea, and more! Plus- NEW STINGS!
    51 min

About This American Carnage

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A show that each week, struggles to give America the benefit of the doubt.