This American Carnage

This American Carnage

By Luke H. SimmonsComedy
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This American Carnage episodes

  • UPDATE: Cash4Carnage.MONEY
    This week the gang welcomes a cavalcade of stars- all throwing their support behind the island of Puerto Rico, the This American Carnage Legal Fund, and the President (except Joe). To get bullish about America visit WWW.cash4carnage.MONEY !
    57 min
  • Cash4Carnage
    This week the gang channels their inner trump orb to creatively problem solve an impending legal & financial issue through the magic of capitalism. Also, Trump inspires a global audience at the UN with his beautiful body & words, both of which received unanimous acclaim.
    38 min
  • 27 Orbs On Display
    The gang meets to discuss President Don John's historic visit to Texas, where DJT gave hurricane battered Houstonians something to live for. The gang also:
    - discusses the pardoning of Sheriff Joe
    - introduces the world to Orblio's prophetic vision, as communicated through its fleshy glove
    - interrogate Steve Bannon's ties to transhumanism and much much more
    46 min
  • The Four Pillars of Warhorsing Around
    This week the Gang tunes in on eclipse day and reacts live to the Commander-in-Chief's first prime time military address. Also, discuss the terrible and two-sided events of Charlottesville, Nazi corporate strategy and much much more.
    48 min
  • 25 Best Not...
    This week the gang has their very own working vacation as they discuss:
    - Fire AND Fury
    - How 4th Dimensional Chess can disrupt the space-time literary-continuum
    - Whether or not we're legally allowed to interview a child named Barron.
    Hopefully the answer to the last one is yes, because we did!
    42 min
  • 23 The ship that doesn't sink
    This week the gang bids a fond farewell to the Spiceman and a hearty hello to the Moochman. Other topics include:
    -Pipes vs Pikes
    -The riddling ways of crustpunks
    -Seafaring Vessels and their role in politics
    All this AND a rundown of the Showdown brewing in the soon to be risen city of Atlantis!
    1 hr
  • 22 A Snake In The White House Garden
    This week the gang attempts to unpack the explosive leak by Donald Trump JR - the President's very own rotten son! They also dive into:
    - Arthurian Legend
    - Never. Trusting. Anyone. EVER.
    - Mike Pence's Elite Team of Gay Teens.
    All this AND when it's permissible to strike a child!
    47 min
  • 21 HBD, USA
    This week on a very special episode recorded on the United States Birthday the gang discusses:
    - fireworks
    - sexual attraction
    - Joe's new motto "the proud boys are 100% white-male-supremacists"
    1 hr 3 min

About This American Carnage

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A show that each week, struggles to give America the benefit of the doubt.