or:

"The King and Isis"

or

"The Tree Man of Borneo"

This week the gang tackles the nation's most pressing topics including...

-Flynnsanity: the fake news sensation that's sweeping the nation

- The looming specter of World War G (ibraltor)

- An EXCLUSIVE audio leak of a top newscaster's total meltdown.

All this AND the sheep-saddling-scandal that's about to set your ears on fire.

But not that Pepsi ad. That happened after we recorded. So... dodged a bullet.

Alongside the sad passing of the World’s Greatest Health Care Plan 2017 (RIP) this week we discuss all the HOTTEST POLITICAL TOPICS, including:

- - Who is, and who is not, the President(according to a Time Magazine EXCLUSIVE)

- - The hive mind structure of the (hypothetical) corporate Uber-beings

- - The Presidential swing; both of the golf and steel chair varieties

- - The Content’s of Paul Ryan’s Mother’s Uterus

All this and even more magical, horrible, and just plain fascinating new and alternative facts from life in these United States!

This week, our team holds its own hearings on:

- James Comey; tweet reviewer

- Whether the republicans can negotiate a return to their briar-patch homeland

- The Trump/Kanye collabo that will set the political and music world on fire

Tim - "Go Trump/Kanye!"

Joe - "please, stop"

Luke - "SUCCESSS!!!"

This week we're joined in studio by a very special MYSTERY GUEST as we discuss:

-The very real DANGER posed by anti-American FRENCH ATTACK EAGLES!

- The covert team of SUPER HUMAN HOMOSEXUALS that is ALLEGEDLY being trained in secret by MIKE PENCE!!

- The possibility that our VERY OWN PODCAST was HACKED by the RUSSIANS to promote the film LOGAN!!!

All this *PLUS* the moment we've all been waiting for... we inaugurate the new MUSICAL STINGS!!!!

"Like Mark Furman before him, Joe pleads the 5th"

- Tim

"Stop"

- Joe

"ANOTHER TREMENDOUS SUCCESS!!!!!"

- Luke

Please, don't bring up the DNC to Luke.

On this week’s episode we discuss (amongst other things) healthcare, and how no one knew it would be difficult, the press room banning of many fake news organizations, and the marvelous work the POTUS is doing and reducing line lengths at your favorite theme parks. We also dive deep into CPAC , and discuss the engineering marvel that is the SOUP CAN. Also, as a SPOILER WARNING- we discuss major plot details from the film Ernst Scared Stupid.

03 The Furnace of Creation (Robe Heat) by This American Carnage

02 Quantum Truths by This American Carnage

Recorded in a darkened conference room where we couldn't figure out how to turn on the lights, we discuss how we can best give the president the benefit of the doubt when everything he does seems so so doubtful.