This Artificial Life

Jeff said he knows Pewdiepie isn’t a bad guy, but he’s basically a living Pepe. 🐸 {Seo show} 🐸 is back and we’re tickln ur ear tunnels with todays top trends! Evan and Tree join Ryan this week and they’re talking poison water, algae in your brita, Jeff bezos x wife is rich as hell, Shazam!, TSLA stock, the Tesla model Y, national burrito day, the Detroit tigers, Britney Spears, it’s Britney bitch podcast, Logan Paul impaulsive postcast, avengers endgame, joker trailer, harmony korine, the beach bum, spring breakers. John Berger, ways of seeing, Holidays are like uniforms, impossible burger at Burger King, being tricked by an April fools joke, and more!! Thanks to Paul Simon for letting us use “Call Me Al” for our theme song

💊Yeahhhhhhh💊 Babay 💊 I like💵 it like💵 that! 💰 How bad can you be before you’re no good? Is being cancelled like being burned at the stake? Is the internet too dangerous? Are you only communicating on google docs?? Is Taylor Lorenz fabricating teen trends? ~📊sEo ShoW📈~ Tree, Zach G, and Ryan will take you around this week’s top trending google searches including: MLb Opening Day, Yankees, cubs, WOW airlines, Powerball, Betsy Devos, Brunei, and Cardi B. Is baseball so American that it gives you a stomach ache?  Do you buy lottery tickets or is that too sad? If you owned a jumbo jet, how would you paint it? Is Cardi B the same as Bill Cosby? What is art for? Would you buy a crucifix with XXXtentacion in place of Jesus? How far can you take a metaphor before you should be arrested? What is the future of the net? how long will this current retreat to ‘privacy’ last? Should the internet be a public utility? Can Wendy Chun save us with digital democracies and queer algorithms?????

Don’t jump over the bonfire, or do, it’s up to you, Airpods 2. ~{[ seo show ]}~ It’s The first day of Spring! It’s Chaharshanbe Suri, It’s Nowruz! It’s Holi! It’s The International Day of Happiness! It’s free dairy Queen Day! I saw a double rainbow live on podcast, also want to apologize for spreading the momo challenge scarebait! My Bad! Topics: Stranger things 3, The Act, Toy Story 4: Keanu babay!, Free Mama June, NCAA bracket predictions, Elizabeth Holmes and Theranos: the fyre fest of blood test companies, Leaving Neverland Deniers, Psychosis from ADHD medications, fire starting tips for survival. Sorry we did so much talking over each other, we were really feeling it. Thanks to Matt, Tree, Zach show live and Nejla!

Remember when I was on MDMA for the first time and I said I wanted to make a podcast where I talk to dudes on MDMA about masculinity???! The POSCAST?!?  welp here's the first stab at that concept. I was in the desert with my little brother, Kyle and his friends. We were under the spell of 'the love drug' and his friend, Matt heard me talking about the concept and agreed to speak about his experience. One of the things I talked about in the first poscast was how I feel constricted by masculinity because something as small as wearing nail polish is still outlandish to many men. Just by chance, Matt began by telling me about how he felt the first time he saw me, and my painted nails. 

Thanks for listening! if u wanna be on, send me a message!

~Ryan

What is the momo challenge and is okay to hack a living baby? Join us on SEO SHOW to find out! This week we’ve got Tree and also a brand new Zach! We talk momo, YouTube, peppa pig, finger family, news blues, malgorithms, 81st annual academy awards, Bradley cooper, rami Malik, best editing, queen, bohemian rhapsody, green book, spike lee, blackkklansman, into the spider verse, red table talk, detective pikachu, Twitter, thermos, zojirushi, spay day, spay your bea, and more. Thanks to Paul Simon for the theme song!

This is a 6.5 hour podcast inspired by one of my mentors, Gary Vee. He released a '6.5 hour megavlog: miami hustle' video a couple of weeks ago and i thought that was such a hustler move, I had to steal it. So settle in for 6.5 hours of rawwwww audio featuring: Paul, Jordan, Zach Show live, Adrianne, Sam, John, wes, Ricky, Carolyne and smokey bones. Topics include: Telepathic events, Mall-wave music, malls, wild and crazy kids, zoning out ethics, going through entire archive of things, batman, peter jacksons WWI documentary, frame interpolation, black and white film, dreams, NCIS, The Office, Breaking Bad, Tik Tok, pretty boy swag, hit or miss, someone like you, what u wanted to be when u were little, chef, rachael ray, hot ones, Mr beast, jenga format, special effects, whale trainer, free willy, my humpback whale named spoon, do you believe in heaven? Whats it like?  raining in LA a lot!, weed habits, SEO Show, Jennifer Aniston, old ships, grammys 2019, Dua Lipa, Kendrick Lamar, Kendrick Duckworth, the middle, zedd, best comedy fart album, biggest fear, shootings, gun fear, killing things, treadmill desks, subway ad, eating subway, talking to smokey bones the old cat, peeing sitting down vs standing, squaty pottys, bidets, bidet camera sprayer game, discord, famous peoples faces, john travolta, what it feels like to copy and paste, super mario odyssey, becoming a caterpillar, tik tok again, phone connection, pov, the end of vine, eating big bowls of peanut butter and honey, music break, Impaulsive Postcast, Logan paul, Elle Mills, hollywood heeno, yes theory, suicide forest supercut,  best friends, evan, vlog squad trasha tea, airpods suck, cactuses, gary vee, the feeling of watching tik toks, pauls new youtube series, cats, stray cats, scary cats, tik tok again, e girl, copyright laws, remixing, dancing, fortnight emotes, cringe, Gary Vaynerchuk, 24 hour UltraPod coming next. Music Outro by Paul.

So this is the first meeting of our Emo-Tech Podcast group. We got Nate, we got Evan, and we got Paul! We all love tech and science, but we all also think there might be something fundamentally askew. What is the heart of the feeling? is it just a feeling or is there something there? We dont answer that question this episode, but we promise to bring you the honest and emo truth!

SEO SHOW IS BACK, sliding into our BMs with the hottest poops this side of the cartoon graveyard. 📈📉💩💩⛷💩💩🏂💩📉📉Tree is back! Evan is Back, Zach is Back! Here’s what we talked about:Martin Luther King Jr Day, Covington Catholic High School, Male Lingerie, Penis pants, sweatpants day, Luner Eclipse, blood moon 2019, Super blood wolf moon, Fyre Festival, Netflix vs hulu, Cardi B, kanye west, Gillette commercial, civil war, white guilt, Jimmy Buffet, Patriots vs Chiefs, Woah Vicky, Flat Earth, Conspiracy theorys , Shane Dawson, Mat Pat, Jake Paul, iJustine, white identity politics, Ashley Jardina,

Here’s the article about ‘white identity politics’ evan was talking about:

https://www.newyorker.com/news/the-new-yorker-interview/the-disturbing-surprisingly-complex-relationship-between-white-identity-politics-and-racism

Will artificial Intelligence destroy humanity? But also what is humanity and how would you destroy it? THATS RIGHT. BUCKLE UP! YOU’RE TRAPPED IN A FERAL TESLA X HEADED RIGHT OFF A RAMP MADE OF GELLED BROWN HAIR INTO A SEA OF NANOBOTS THAT WILL SLOWLY TAKE YOU APART AND REPLACE EACH CELL ONE BY ONE WITH A QUANTUM PINNED NETWORK OF DARK MATTER! We teased it for too long. Here is the first conversation I’ve had with Nate in probably 5 years maybe more. We met in 6th grade and he’s known me longer than anyone else outside my family. He’s an AI fanatic and also beginning to study machine learning. We nerd out on every topic related to artificial intelligence for 3 WHOLE HOURS!!! Topics: The singularity, AGI ARTIFICIAL GENERAL INTELLIGENCE Local decentralized computing, Fermi paradox , Drake equation, sensory expansion, psychedelics, battlestar galactica, siphonophores, man-o-wars , algorithms, the singularity, transhumanism, capitalism, cyber security, ex machina , black mirror , social media, meditation, school camp trip, robotrip, culture, solitary confinement, time, quantum entanglement, metaphors, assumptions, bill gates, be rich, help people, nuclear energy, Subtlety, individualism, gender, teen angst, the matrix, simulation theory (of course), being connected to our sun, and sooooo much more! If u have the anchor app, leave me a voice message of you blabbering about one of the things we talked about in this hefty ep!

Why does it feel inauthentic when a brand tries to be woke? What’s a way to talk about these things that’s actually constructive? Is there no hope for people after a certain age?How can we move forward into a better world as fast as possible? If we’ve grown up in a racist sexist world, how can we ever trust our instincts? Can art save us? Can better journalism save us? Wynton Wong solves it all on this episode of ~That’s All Folks!~ **NOTE: Wyntons audio sounds like garbage for the first 13 minutes and then for no apparent reason becomes completely clear!? So stick in there, and F U, Anchor!