Tune in for your September forecast with Resident Astrologer Stevie Calista & Host Meg Thompson.

This month is all about releasing perfectionism, loosening the grip of “shoulds,” and learning to trust yourself enough to make more mistakes. 

Eclipse season is here, and with it comes a fire of transformation, anger as a sacred portal, surprise revelations, and the chance to rewrite old patterns. 

From rage as medicine, to unexpected breakthroughs, to giving yourself the grace you so freely give everyone else—September is your invitation to step into freedom, presence, and possibility.

This episode breaks down the astrological weather woven with channelled akashic messages to paint a energetic picture for each week.

Learn more & connect with Stevie Calista - here

Send us a message and let us know what you love about this episode

Important Links:

• www.Megthompson.com
• Attuned - CLICK HERE
• Let's Connect on Instagram - CLICK HERE

Here’s the truth: “Getting paid to be you” has been sold to us like it’s the holy grail of freedom. But here’s the part no one tells you—it can just as easily become another performance trap. Another hustle. Another way of proving instead of actually living.

In this episode, I’m walking you through the alchemy of dethroning this shiny mantra and what it really takes to feel free in your work and your life. Spoiler: it’s not more courses, more clients, more followers, or another spiritual playbook for success.

We’re getting into:

• Why chasing more never gets you where you think it will.
• How my business went from defining me… to simply being what I do.
• The subtle but powerful difference between branding yourself and becoming yourself.
• The dance between survival mode, choice points, and actual maturity.
• And yes—a story about Benji, pasta, parmesan, and salt (because you know I can’t leave out the messy, human parts).

If you’ve been trying to “make it work” by being more visible, more polished, more everything… this one’s for you. Because the alchemical approach to getting paid to be you isn’t about performing harder. It’s about slowing down, purifying what’s in the way, and finally becoming the version of you who can walk through the right doors.

Listen with your body, not just your mind. Something new wants to move through you.

Send us a message and let us know what you love about this episode

Important Links:

• www.Megthompson.com
• Attuned - CLICK HERE
• Let's Connect on Instagram - CLICK HERE

A powerful look at how Human Design can guide you out of consumerism’s “never enough” trap and back into balance, self-trust, and real freedom.

Consumerism is in the air we breathe—and it’s shaped even the spiritual and self-help worlds, selling growth from a place of “you’re broken.” In this episode, Meg shows you another way. She reveals how to spot the trap, walk a different path in your own life, and use Human Design to see when you’re out of balance so you can return to alignment and self-trust.

Send us a message and let us know what you love about this episode

Important Links:

• www.Megthompson.com
• Attuned - CLICK HERE
• Let's Connect on Instagram - CLICK HERE

August is here to show you what’s real.

This month isn’t just about checking in—it’s about witnessing yourself. Who are you now, really? August shines a light on the scaffolding of your life and asks you to reckon with how far you’ve come since January. The frequency you chose back then? It’s taking form now. And not without a little chaos, clarity, and cosmic confrontation.

With Mercury retrograde stirring the mental pot and Uranus squaring off with old routines, this month invites you to listen inward like never before. The Akashic energy is asking you to stop outsourcing your knowing. Your guides, your wisdom, your truth—it’s all in you. But will you trust it?

Expect breakthroughs, resistance, some big emotional weather, and a new relationship with order. You are not who you were. And that’s not a problem—it’s a portal.

Priority Takeaways:

• August is a mirror. Look back to January and ask: Who have I become?
• Your guidance is not outside of you—it’s already in your bones.
• Mercury Retrograde (through Aug 11): Slow down. Do what lights you up. Let joy be your GPS.
• Full Moon in Aquarius (Aug 10): Harmonious, clarifying, and community-minded. Expect revelations.
• Venus-Jupiter alignment (peaks Aug 12): Big feelings. Big beauty. Big desires. What are you craving?
• Virgo Season begins Aug 22: Welcome order. Routines return—but not the old ones.
• New Moon in Virgo (Aug 23): Plant new seeds around service, structure, and what devotion really looks like now.
• Uranus square: Your outdated systems won’t cut it anymore. That’s the point.
• By the end of the month: rejection = redirection. Pain might be the portal.
• Your nervous system and inner compass are the most trustworthy tools you have.

This isn’t about perfection. It’s about refinement. A sacred reorganization. A month where your inner truth isn’t just a whisper—it’s the blueprint.

GET THE FREE GUIDED MEDITATION HERE

Stevie Calista links:

Website - https://www.steviecalista.com/

Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/farmhousemoon/

Send us a message and let us know what you love about this episode

Important Links:

• www.Megthompson.com
• Attuned - CLICK HERE
• Let's Connect on Instagram - CLICK HERE

July is asking us to come home—to the land, to our bodies, to our feelings, and to what truly matters. With water and earth guiding the way, this month is about grounding like your life depends on it (because it kind of does). Emotions are high, the cosmos are chaotic, and Uranus is stirring up your nervous system in a big way. But within the mess lies the medicine. This forecast invites you to deepen your emotional intelligence, rewire your relationship with self-worth, and choose presence over performance. It’s a month for tending—to your bonds, your bones, and your body—with grace, curiosity, and a whole lot of earth energy.

Priority Takeaways:

• Ground in your body daily—don’t just process emotions, feel them.
• Tend to your bonds—let go of outdated expectations and allow others to surprise you.
• Nervous system regulation is non-negotiable—Uranus in Gemini = mental chaos.
• Notice your desire to “figure it out” and instead lean into curiosity.
• Full Moon in Capricorn (July 10): Take radical responsibility and build new internal structures.
• Leo Season begins July 22: Let joy, play, and creative self-expression lead the way.
• Leo New Moon (July 24): Rebirth yourself—even if the collective doesn't quite get it.
• End of the month = wild card: Can you loosen your grip and let life surprise you?

Send us a message and let us know what you love about this episode

Important Links:

• www.Megthompson.com
• Attuned - CLICK HERE
• Let's Connect on Instagram - CLICK HERE

Ever catch yourself acting like the version of a parent you swore you'd never be?

In this short and spicy solo episode, Meg shares a raw story about what she calls her “90s mom moment”—when the anger hits, the guilt creeps in, and the shame starts whispering that you’ve failed. Instead of spiraling into self-punishment, this is a look at how to stay with yourself in the mess and let that moment be part of your spiritual transformation—not the thing that disqualifies you from it.

This is your permission slip to be human, bring it all to the mat (and the magic), and remember: guilt and shame are not your teachers. They’re the magic killers.

Send us a message and let us know what you love about this episode

Important Links:

• www.Megthompson.com
• Attuned - CLICK HERE
• Let's Connect on Instagram - CLICK HERE

Ever been told your hormones are a problem? That your mood swings, cramps, or exhaustion are just “part of being a woman”?

This episode flips that script.

Meg is joined by Functional Hormone Specialist Anne McLeary to explore the beauty, brilliance, and raw power of being a cyclical woman. From syncing with your cycle to decoding your energy in each phase, this conversation is a permission slip to stop pushing—and start partnering with your body.

Because being hot, holy, and hormonal isn’t a flaw.
 It’s a superpower—when you know how to use it.

Learn more and connect with Anne:

www.AnneMcleary.com

Send us a message and let us know what you love about this episode

Important Links:

• www.Megthompson.com
• Attuned - CLICK HERE
• Let's Connect on Instagram - CLICK HERE

Have you ever felt like you’re doing everything “right,” but something just isn’t hitting anymore?

In this episode of This Crazy Little Thing Called Life, we’re talking about the sober moments—the ones where the shiny things stop sparkling, the proving loses its charge, and you’re left with something way more real:

Your own discernment.

This one’s for the woman who’s walked through lifetimes of trying to be better, do better, perform worthiness—and is finally ready to drop the script. We talk about:

• How the nervous system reacts when you stop chasing
• The myth of the noble martyr and why we’re done with it
• Listening to the voice inside that actually knows
• Akashic insight on why the work is no longer about effort—it’s about resonance

If you’ve been in a season of recalibrating your relationship to ambition, creativity, and self-worth—this episode will feel like a deep exhale.

Because truthfully?
 What if devotion isn’t about sacrifice—it’s about beauty?

Tune in and let your discernment lead.
Then DM me on Instagram @iammegthompson and let me know what part landed.

Send us a message and let us know what you love about this episode

Important Links:

• www.Megthompson.com
• Attuned - CLICK HERE
• Let's Connect on Instagram - CLICK HERE

June is not playing small—and neither are you. This month is a full-blown reclamation. Of fire. Of self. Of the version of you that doesn’t need to explain or shrink. This episode walks you through each week’s energetic terrain so you can stop flickering and start blazing. From trust as a muscle to full moon truth bombs, to the actual art of self-mastery (hint: it’s not about being chill all the time)—this is your spiritual permission slip to BURN BRIGHTER.

We cover:

• How Saturn & Neptune are begging you to reinvent yourself
• Why trusting yourself is non-negotiable (and how to start now)
• Venus drama, indulgent Taurus vibes & Jupiter coming home
• Solstice rituals + self-mastery in the mess
• And what to do when old patterns come knocking looking cute 👀

For the woman in reclamation—this is your map. Burn it all down, baby.

🔮 Tune in, trust yourself louder, and let June do what it came to do.

PODCAST EPISODE ABOUT THE RETREAT - CLICK HERE

Send us a message and let us know what you love about this episode

Important Links:

• www.Megthompson.com
• Attuned - CLICK HERE
• Let's Connect on Instagram - CLICK HERE

You know that feeling when you realize you’ve been reading to fix yourself instead of to feel yourself?

Yeah. This episode is the permission slip you didn’t know you needed.

Why a Smutty Fantasy Retreat Might Be Exactly What Your Soul’s Been Craving

Join Meg & Stevie as they share the raw, soul-lit passion behind the Sinner & Saints Retreat — a 5-night immersive, sensual, and sacred portal in the UK or France designed to help you reclaim the full spectrum of your humanity.

This isn’t just a retreat. It’s a full-body remembrance.
 A Pisces-Venus fever dream.
 A celebration of your spiritual and smutty self.
A space where pleasure is prayer, rest is sacred, and nothing about you needs to be fixed to be worshiped.

Inside, we talk about:

• Why we’re done with only reading to “better ourselves”
• The holy rebellion of reading smut in the bath
• How desire and devotion can co-exist (and actually thrive)
• The soul-call of 2025 and why this year feels like a collective rebirth
• The inspiration behind Sinner & Saints — and why we’re dreaming it into existence now

Whether you're craving more softness, deeper initiation, or just a goddamn candlelit dinner with women who get it — press play and come dream with us.

💌 We want your input!
What would make this retreat a full-body YES for you? Fill out this short questionnaire to help us. CLICK HERE

Send us a message and let us know what you love about this episode

Important Links:

• www.Megthompson.com
• Attuned - CLICK HERE
• Let's Connect on Instagram - CLICK HERE