This Crazy Little Thing Called Life

July is asking us to come home—to the land, to our bodies, to our feelings, and to what truly matters. With water and earth guiding the way, this month is about grounding like your life depends on it (because it kind of does). Emotions are high, the cosmos are chaotic, and Uranus is stirring up your nervous system in a big way. But within the mess lies the medicine. This forecast invites you to deepen your emotional intelligence, rewire your relationship with self-worth, and choose presence over performance. It’s a month for tending—to your bonds, your bones, and your body—with grace, curiosity, and a whole lot of earth energy.

Priority Takeaways:

• Ground in your body daily—don’t just process emotions, feel them.
• Tend to your bonds—let go of outdated expectations and allow others to surprise you.
• Nervous system regulation is non-negotiable—Uranus in Gemini = mental chaos.
• Notice your desire to “figure it out” and instead lean into curiosity.
• Full Moon in Capricorn (July 10): Take radical responsibility and build new internal structures.
• Leo Season begins July 22: Let joy, play, and creative self-expression lead the way.
• Leo New Moon (July 24): Rebirth yourself—even if the collective doesn't quite get it.
• End of the month = wild card: Can you loosen your grip and let life surprise you?

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Ever catch yourself acting like the version of a parent you swore you'd never be?

In this short and spicy solo episode, Meg shares a raw story about what she calls her “90s mom moment”—when the anger hits, the guilt creeps in, and the shame starts whispering that you’ve failed. Instead of spiraling into self-punishment, this is a look at how to stay with yourself in the mess and let that moment be part of your spiritual transformation—not the thing that disqualifies you from it.

This is your permission slip to be human, bring it all to the mat (and the magic), and remember: guilt and shame are not your teachers. They’re the magic killers.

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Ever been told your hormones are a problem? That your mood swings, cramps, or exhaustion are just “part of being a woman”?

This episode flips that script.

Meg is joined by Functional Hormone Specialist Anne McLeary to explore the beauty, brilliance, and raw power of being a cyclical woman. From syncing with your cycle to decoding your energy in each phase, this conversation is a permission slip to stop pushing—and start partnering with your body.

Because being hot, holy, and hormonal isn’t a flaw.
 It’s a superpower—when you know how to use it.

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Have you ever felt like you’re doing everything “right,” but something just isn’t hitting anymore?

In this episode of This Crazy Little Thing Called Life, we’re talking about the sober moments—the ones where the shiny things stop sparkling, the proving loses its charge, and you’re left with something way more real:

Your own discernment.

This one’s for the woman who’s walked through lifetimes of trying to be better, do better, perform worthiness—and is finally ready to drop the script. We talk about:

• How the nervous system reacts when you stop chasing
• The myth of the noble martyr and why we’re done with it
• Listening to the voice inside that actually knows
• Akashic insight on why the work is no longer about effort—it’s about resonance

If you’ve been in a season of recalibrating your relationship to ambition, creativity, and self-worth—this episode will feel like a deep exhale.

Because truthfully?
 What if devotion isn’t about sacrifice—it’s about beauty?

Tune in and let your discernment lead.
Then DM me on Instagram @iammegthompson and let me know what part landed.

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June is not playing small—and neither are you. This month is a full-blown reclamation. Of fire. Of self. Of the version of you that doesn’t need to explain or shrink. This episode walks you through each week’s energetic terrain so you can stop flickering and start blazing. From trust as a muscle to full moon truth bombs, to the actual art of self-mastery (hint: it’s not about being chill all the time)—this is your spiritual permission slip to BURN BRIGHTER.

We cover:

• How Saturn & Neptune are begging you to reinvent yourself
• Why trusting yourself is non-negotiable (and how to start now)
• Venus drama, indulgent Taurus vibes & Jupiter coming home
• Solstice rituals + self-mastery in the mess
• And what to do when old patterns come knocking looking cute 👀

For the woman in reclamation—this is your map. Burn it all down, baby.

🔮 Tune in, trust yourself louder, and let June do what it came to do.

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You know that feeling when you realize you’ve been reading to fix yourself instead of to feel yourself?

Yeah. This episode is the permission slip you didn’t know you needed.

Why a Smutty Fantasy Retreat Might Be Exactly What Your Soul’s Been Craving

Join Meg & Stevie as they share the raw, soul-lit passion behind the Sinner & Saints Retreat — a 5-night immersive, sensual, and sacred portal in the UK or France designed to help you reclaim the full spectrum of your humanity.

This isn’t just a retreat. It’s a full-body remembrance.
 A Pisces-Venus fever dream.
 A celebration of your spiritual and smutty self.
A space where pleasure is prayer, rest is sacred, and nothing about you needs to be fixed to be worshiped.

Inside, we talk about:

• Why we’re done with only reading to “better ourselves”
• The holy rebellion of reading smut in the bath
• How desire and devotion can co-exist (and actually thrive)
• The soul-call of 2025 and why this year feels like a collective rebirth
• The inspiration behind Sinner & Saints — and why we’re dreaming it into existence now

Whether you're craving more softness, deeper initiation, or just a goddamn candlelit dinner with women who get it — press play and come dream with us.

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The In-Between is the Initiation

If this month you find yourself asking,
 “How do I hold all of this and still find myself in it?”
You're not alone.

You’re in the in-between—and May isn’t here to let you bypass that truth.
 It’s asking for honesty.
 It’s asking for presence.
 It’s asking for you.

This month’s energy is wild and wise.
 It’s not here to coddle you.
 It’s here to initiate you:

The parts of you that are ready to rise.
 The parts of you that long to soften into pleasure.
 The parts of you that are done overfunctioning for everyone but yourself.

With expert astrological insight from our resident astrologer Stevie Calista, and channeled messages from the Akashic Records, this unique pairing will support you to ride the tides of May with clarity, courage, and soul-deep alignment.

💫 Inside:
 — Why May 5th’s Beltane portal is ripe for deep magic
 — The invitation to stop abandoning your soul’s why
 — Full Moon in Scorpio and the liberating chaos of Uranus
 — Saturn in Aries: what it means for your purpose and power
 — Practical ways to use time as your most sacred resource

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Akashic & Astrology Forecast for April with Meg Thompson & Astrologer Stevie Calista

Growing up doesn't just happen with age, it happens when your ability to engage with life becomes intentional. When you don’t let life hand you challenges and crumble under them. This month you are growing roots more deeply into the truth of who you are. All those years of churning challenges and all the years of outgrowing relationships come to a fruition here. You are tending to the roots so you can grow strong. Your roots are your relationships and most importantly your relationship to yourself. Tune into the frequency of becoming.

Week 1: The ‘Focus or Flail’ Challenge
What yanks you out of the moment like a toddler with a tantrum? This week’s about getting wise to your distractions. Neptune’s in Aries for the first time ever—which means it’s time to plant real seeds and make dreams happen. You’re on the brink of rebirth. Don’t sleep on it.

Week 2: Quit Poking Dead Things
Why waste energy rehashing the past when you could be living right now? The Full Moon in Libra on April 13th is spicy as hell—triggering old wounds just to see if you’ve grown. Plot twist: You have. (Or, you can if you let yourself.)

Week 3: Feel the Shift, Feel Your Power
All those reps you’ve put in at the inner work gym? Time to cash in. Mercury’s back in Aries on April 16th, Mars moves into Leo on April 18th, and Taurus season hits on April 19th. Translation: It’s time to start something new, speak your truth, and feel it all in your body. No more hiding.

Week 4: Shake It Up
New Moon in Taurus wants to see what you’re made of. It’s spicy, squaring Mars and Pluto, and begging you to blow up old patterns that kept you playing small. Oh, and Venus is teaming up with Saturn—inviting you to get real about your pleasure, love, and desires. Time to own it.

Week 5: The Rebirth of You
Venus slides back into Aries—leaving all that emotional Pisces energy behind. This is about rebirth. Bold, blazing, and beautiful. Time to show up as your most unapologetic self.

All those pieces you’ve been gathering? They’re finally clicking into place. This month’s cosmic recipe is equal parts fierce growth and sweet surrender. Whether you’re ready to roar or quietly bloom, April’s got something for you.

Listen now to this wild, soulful ride through April’s Akashic & Astrology Forecast with Meg Thompson & Stevie Calista.

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You’re Self-Aware—Now What? How to Actually Change Your Life Without Your Old Triggers Running the Show

This episode goes beyond knowing better to actually being better. Because the truth is, the right doors won’t open until you become the person who’s meant to walk through them.

We’re talking about:

• Why running toward the new without integrating the old doesn’t work
• The dance between survival, circumstance, choice, and maturity
• How to stop letting outdated survival strategies run your life
• The reality of mature love and what it asks of you
• What happens when you stop waiting for the world to shift and start shifting yourself

Listen in, not just with your mind, but with your body. Then take one new action. Because transformation doesn’t happen in theory—it happens in motion.

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Who Holds the Key to Your Freedom? The Akashic & Astrology Forecast for March with Stevie Calista

March is a month of revelations, uncovering what has been hidden in both the collective and within yourself. Earth angels are all around—what if you’ve been one too? This is the time to tune into the great mystery and your soul’s purpose.

Week 1: Survival vs. The Mystery
Survival mode can cloud your connection to the divine. This week invites you to recognize that you are already whole. Astrology: Venus Retrograde (March 1st) asks you to reassess love, worth, and values. Pisces energy supports deep healing and intuition.

Week 2: Embracing Change
A shift is coming—have you felt it? Get cozy with uncertainty. Astrology: Sun meets Saturn (March 12th), helping you seed new realities. Lunar Eclipse (March 14th) urges release of resentment.

Week 3: The Key to Freedom
Curiosity over judgment leads to liberation. Astrology: Spring Equinox (March 19th) marks a fresh start. Sun meets Neptune, amplifying clarity.

Week 4: Taking Action
You’ve shed layers—now step boldly into your new path. Astrology: Solar Eclipse (March 29th) brings fresh beginnings. Neptune in Aries (March 30th) calls for full sovereignty.

Tune in for the full forecast!

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