This Epic Disaster

It's Thanksgiving week and Rick recalls a big argument in one of his relationships: is it dressing or stuffing? Cheri discovers that turkeys have been recalled due to salmonella but no one will tell where they come from. A listener letter about the definition of sex initiates new conversations including a story about Canadian doctors doing unauthorized exams on women. Cheri prepares for a bionic knee and Rick finds a video channel by Nordic Whisper that combines boobs and ASMR.

Well. In what may be our most inappropriate episode ever, we ask (and answer) questions like "Is it too early to put up Christmas decorations?" "Should babies be circumcised?" Is it okay to masturbate with mayonnaise?" "What is the difference between a Brazilian and Nazi wax?" "Why should you never put a bicycle pump in your rectum?" "What is the definition of sex?" and "What is being unfaithful?" We're not sure what to say other than we're really, really sorry.

Cheri and Rick welcome November with some little known November facts. Cheri ruins Rick's day with new Dad Jokes and Rick finds some lonely folks looking for Halloween Missed Connections. Rick doesn't understand how one particular commercial jingle made it through the agency and then tries to wade through several racially insensitive episodes of The Monkees. Our Live Beer Review is the not so pumpkiny Ichabod by New Holland Brewing.

It's the day before Halloween and Cheri and Rick have treats on their mind. Rick discusses the 25 most popular Halloween candy in America. Where does your favorite rank? Cheri tells of a city that has banned a certain type of candy. Rick has been internet stalking someone and wonders how he can actually become this person's real friend. We name the winners of our This Epic Disaster Trick or Treat game. Our Live Beer Review is Funk 49 by Turnagain Brewing.

We are joined this week by one of Cheri's best friends, Ri-Sean AKA "The Stalker!" Rick tries to get sordid revelations about Cheri's past and, in true Alaskan spirit, strikes gold. Cheri and Ri-Sean visit Atlanta's Netherworld and live to tell about it. Rick takes an autism test and now wonders if he should get professionally tested. Ri-Sean shares one of her great life disasters and may very well top us all. Rick attempts to give Cheri relationship advice and only succeeds in pissing her off.

After last week's sex episode, Cheri decides to run with the topic and brings in a sex quiz for Rick and 25 Interesting Facts about Sex. Did you already know this stuff?? Rick wants to get into body painting but he's afraid people will think he's a perv. The Live Beer Review is Sour Inc by New Holland Brewing.

Rick has some gripes about a couple of products he purchased recently and can't stop ranting about it. In Virginia, a dangerous Butt Bandit is tainting the produce section of the local grocery store. Cheri and Rick examine weird things couple do and wonder what type of dangerous sex seems exciting. This week our Trick or Treat Game kicks off on Facebook. Go Play and win prizes! Our Live Beer Review is Kentucky Pumpkin Barrel Ale by Alltech.

We're a little late since Rick just returned from a week in Florida where he experienced lots of extreme weather and extreme bikinis. This week we announce our new Facebook Trick or Treat game! Everyone can play along with us for free! Grand Prize is a This Epic Disaster T-Shirt, and original art piece by Rick AND you will be a guest on the podcast! There are several other prizes as well so check the Facebook page and podcast website for game rules and prizes.

Rick is recovering from a cold but admits he was naked right before the podcast and wonders what Cheri would do if she walked in and saw him nude. Cheri admits she is fine with most nudity but can't understand why men have control over women's bodies. Rick remembers when it was weird for him to purchase tampons and wonders if he should get some Viagra. Is speaking in tongues real? what about other religious experience? Listen and let us know your opinions.

Rick wants to do an accent but he doesn't want to offend anyone so he wonders which accents are considered "racist" or "wrong" for your average middle-aged white guy to do. Irish? Italian? Indian? Chinese? Speak to us, listeners! (In your favorite accent, of course.) Cheri takes an HIV test and isn't sure she studied hard enough for it. She reveals the results on the show. Rick watches a very heavy documentary and plays a time-wasting game and enjoys both of them.