An aging star kills her husband to get the financing for her revival. Columbo gets starstruck and dresses up in a nice suit while we get in deep on how the ending of this episode makes us feel. We talk about: TV Movies, Social Network, Last Epoch, Janet Leigh, We Get Right To The Ending, Catsuit, Late Night Shows, The Sexist Switch, Dog Treats, Why The Ending Bugs Us, Luke Kills Molly, Musicals, Surprise Wrestle Talk

Note: A LOT of talk about depression and suicide in this episode. 

Episode Watched: S5 E1: Forgotten Lady

A hypnotist kills the guy he’s cucking and then tries to hypnotize himself out of it. I guess when all you have is a hammer you gotta brainwash that nail. Anyway, this got away from me. We talk about: Luke’s Completion Guide, Persona 3 Spoilers from 0:06:13 to 0:08:36, Spider-Verse, Molly Goes No Armor, Real Horny, Telling Lies, French Cars, Murder Solving Party, Hypno Suicide, Blind Bookends

Episode Watched: S4 E6: A Deadly State of Mind

t’s a high tech and shorter episode. Does that solve some of the issues we’ve been having? No! We talk about: Persona, Sleep, Tenet, Sessions, Ring Cams, Live In Servants, Wheelchair, Columbo’s Cold, Clown Doll, Enhance, No Anger, Dr Evil, Cars,

Episode Watched: S4E5 - Playback

It’s smooth sailing this week as Columbo goes on a cruise and gets to solve a fun lil murder for his vacation. We talk about: Nolan Movies, Mustafa Ali, 360 Games, British Cop, Super Mario Casting, Doing Drugs, Einstein, Columbo Speedruns, Plane vs Boat, Trips

Episode Watched: S4E4 - Troubled Waters

It’s the return of the mack, the McGhoohan that is! Columbo spends the week at a military boarding school after a grisly accident that might just be murder. We talk about: Luke Lives A Skit, Spotlight, Cody, Relink, MRI, Military School, Explosion, Columbo Scours The Grounds, Square Meal, Slap That Ass, Skip Town, Weird Accent

Episode Watched: S4 Ep3 - By Dawn’s Early Light

The show is good again!!! Dick Van Dyke is a photographer who kills his awful wife but is also awful himself. It’s a familiar tune but this one is a pretty great version. We talk about: Prince of Persia, West Side Story, Wild At Heart, Real Life Lucille Bluth, Nice Crime Man, Columbo’s Junk Car, Tabletop Surgery, Nun Fun, Dog Pin Up, Funeral Photography, Re-Used Sets, Seatbelts, Junkyard Wars,

Episode Watched: Season 4, Ep 2 - Negative Reaction

Well, it’s a real stinker of an ep to start off season 4. A fitness guru kills one of his franchisers who has realized he’s doing some dodgy financing. This mystery mostly centers around shoes. We talk about: Death Stranding, Prince of Persia, Wonka, Shin Ultraman, GDT’s Pinocchio, Luke Sells Us On Tenet, The Fugitive, Molly Explains Basketball, Milo, Repeated Plots, Lower The Boom, The Longest Google Search, Homestuck It Follows, Barbie

Episode Watched: S4 Ep 1 An Exercise in Futility 

It’s the season finale of Columbo as he faces the true evil, the police force! The commissioner kills his own wife and blames a small-time crook. Stupidly though he puts his best little elf on the case. We talk about: Editing Woes, Hitman, Blade Runner, Basketball, The Devil, Pillow Nightgown, Bar Ownership, Columbo’s Car Problem, Columbo Coulda Solved Gone Girl, Big Acting, Sunglasses, Shitty Apartment, Worst Bathrooms, Molly Would Win,

Episode Watched: S3 E8 A Friend In Deed

We return to Columbo proper after not recording an ep with our little elf for months. Ashley watched it right before recording, Luke hasn’t watched it since before the strike and Molly has had to see the light twice. Johnny Cash guest stars as a gospel singer who kills his wife and mistress in one plane crash. We talk about: Guilty Gear, Boy and Heron, Ashley Went To Canada, Jaws Slash, MGS3, This Song Sucks, Johnny Cash, Columbo Hates Flying, Funeral Guy, Weird Food Jokes, Same War, Parachute, Rental Keys, Musician Murderers, Small Planes, 

Episode Watched: S3 E7 Swan Song

Columbo gets ankle deep in a think tank where boy geniuses, robots and MURDER are on display. We talk about: Decks, DCEU, El Santo, Molly Had A Time, Alien$, Older Vin Diesel, Robby The Robot, Columbo Cliches, Pipe Rack, Short King Solidarity, Japanese Business Men, Lame Ending, Cigars, My Mother The Car, We Plan The Next Series, RD2D Is Too Cool For Us, Toy Commercial

Episode Watched: S3 E6 Mind Over Matter