THIS IS A TOTALLY REPRISE.

Days 5 and 6 bring us closer than ever to the end. Adolin realizes he’s might be fucked but makes friends. Dalinar and Navani are closer to learning deep dark truths. Shallan is fujoing out as we learn gay love might save the world. Kaladin once again reveals himself to be the dumbest motherfucker on Roshar. We talk about: Lorelai, Sea of Stars, No Country For Old Men, Lukes’ Night Time Nightmare, NJPW Dynasty, Mistborn, Phantasy Star Online, Marvel Rivals, Is Venli A Character Yet?, Cool Chasm Fiends, Brandon Elden Ring, 2 Bond 2 Smithing, Dalinar Steals, Renarin Reads The Script, Inception, Talm Rocks, Nael Gotta Go, Szeth’s Dad Is Fucking, The Empire Cracks, Ba Ado Mishram Fujos Out, Return to Prelude, Would Immortality, GUN, Odium Is So Evil,

Days 3 and 4 keep all the plates spinning as we travel deep into history, deep into Shinovar and deep into battle. There’s also a ton of pre-Stormlight talk on this extra size episode. We talk about: Warrior Thoughts, Skald, Veilguard, Lorelai, Wick 2, Sonic 3, Golden Idol, Santa Movies, Hard Ticket To Hawaii, The Apartment, Outlaws, Caves of Qud, Fidget Spren, Mistborn, Boy Slut, Bodega Chull, Shinovar Game, Molly Is Dead, Foretold Fuck Up, The Collector, Planet Timeshare, Moash Smith, Old People Fucking, Horny Sci Fi/Fantasy, Shallan: Gay Shipper, Shallan Slowburn vs Lift Smut, Yanagawn Needs A Friend, Adolin Is Sadly His Dad, Sigzil Gets A Chapter, Therapy Starters, Skybreakers Are Assholes, Spren Voice, Dance Fucking, Bead Battle, Moash Is Having A Bad Time,

It’s a new book! And I mean that for everyone on the podcast. We talk about the just published Winds And Truth and go through the first two days of the end of the world. We talk about: New Curse Word, WoW Cataclysm, Bazaar, Eidolon 2, MGS3, Omastar, John Wick, Stealth Games, Molly’s New Character, This Book Is Big, We Needed To Kill Gavilar, The Part Five Of Books, This Stormlight Loud As Fuck, A Hard U Turn, Queer Spren, Flying Horse, Radiant Is Real, Molly Runs Out of Track, Losing Go To A Dog, Tower-Mode, Hot Shower, Dalinar Might Get Honor, Jasna Holy Fuck, Fujoshi Lift, Sting Operation, Big Explosion, Lil Szeth,

We finish Rhythm of War and Luke was so fucking right you guys. All the stuff at the tower happens and we’re wondering why people think nothing happens in this book, although some are less high on the things that happen. We talk about: Being Current, WoW Classic, How They Gacha, MGS3, Movie Musicals, Hitman, The Bazaar, Fruit Metaphors, Jasna & Wit, Rayse, Physical Spren, Descriptive Text, Venli Is Nothing, Moash Isn’t Owned, Shash Glyph, Toxic Yuri Ending, WoT Shallan Stuff, The Defeated, Last Of Eshonai, Wit Magic, Predictions,

We wrap up the Shadesmar plots and while Adolin’s plot is pretty dang good the Shallan one falls flat. Meanwhile Kalading hears about dogs and Venli does nothing. We Talk About: Mouthwashing, Arcane, Make That Bread, Vitamin D, Die Hard, Molly Hates Baseball, Hi-Fi Rush, Shin Godzilla, Elshonai, The Trial, Formless Is Here And Gone, Ashley Gets Ws, Maya Steps Up, Wit’s Spren, Gem Music, Dabbid Stuff Is Also Bad, You Will Be Warm Again, Lil Kid, 

It’s part three of Rhythm of War and we denied Adolin’s court adventures. We do get a lot of Navani and Kaladin trying their best to save the tower and doing really badly. We talk about: Tall RPG Ladies, Sushi, Meryl MGS, HoloCure. Rango, Stuff Happens, The Flashbacks Are Bad, Oaths Upon Oaths, More Rude To Lift, A Man Murdered Twice, GF Leshwi, Dabbid Is Important, 2nd Listener, Sad Moms, Power Glove, Jasna Does War Crimes, The Sibling Needs A VPN, Ride The Storm, Chiri Chiri’s First Word, Sticky Business,

We took some time off from reading but we’re back at it and a lot of stuff keeps happening in this book where nothing happens. One group makes their way through shadesmar while Kaladin starts making therapy and thinking things are going okay before things go very not okay. We talk about: Zi-O, Gaslight, The Rooms, Metaphor Endgame,  We Hate Colorado, Muppet Movie, Pokemon TCG, StageFright, Excalibur, TJPW, Chicago, Nine Sols, Veilgard, Adolin’s Balance Patch, Shallan’s Third Book, A Group Of Patterns, Kaladin’s Therapy, More On Disability, Luke’s Third Eye Moment, The Sibling, Shallan Theories, Horse Dreams, Adolin Cuts Off So Many Heads Off, The Radiants Fall, Toxic Yuri Anticipation, Venli Finds The Line, Everybody Hates Liren, KYS Kaladin, Lift Is Sad, The Dark Patch,v

We’re starting Rhythm of War, a book that is a bit mixed in the Stormlight community and we have a lot of FEELINGS about it. We talk about: Investiture, Silent Hill 2, Marriage Toxin, Metaphor Problems Mad God, Gunfire Reborn, The Shining, Evil Honey, Another Long Discussion About Cosmere Stuff, We Hate Lirin, Fight Fucking, Shallan A Freak, Kaladin Is Built Different, Luke Wants People To Respect Lift, Kaladin On The Bench, Hanging At The Bar, The Ghostblood’s Deal, Gaz’s Eye, Meeting Of The Nine, The Minx, Queen Jasna, Another Long Discussion About Queerness, Syl Chapter,

We read Dawnshard, a totally fine little side journey that we all like a good amount. However this novella gives us a chance to really dig into some of the things about the writings of Brandon Sanderson that trouble us or just annoy us so we spend a whole lot of time talking about that and less on the perfectly good story about the merchant Rysn and The Lopan going to a spooky island. We talk about: The Cosmere EU, Kingdom of Heaven, NextFest, Metaphor, Dawn of The Dead, Wrestledream, Moria, Diablo 4, Scrolls, Triforce Real, Yalb Is Back, Stormlight And Identity, Cousins, Chittering Servant, Different Languages, Weird Lil Ardent, The Dawnshard, A Long Fate Question

It’s the end of Oatbringer but it sure ain’t the end of oaths. Everything from armies to worlds collide in the big finale of the book. We talk about: Botany Manor, HxH, Dark City, Metaphor, Ufo 50, Ashley’s October Films Part 1, Even More Satisfactory, DALINAR KHOLIN THO, Cultivation, Storm Physics, Oaths, Renarin’s Big Secret, Szeth’s Ideal, Thrill Army, Exclusively Gay Characters, Amaram Gets An Evil Pill, Shallan’s Army, Adolin’s Sword OOMFie, The Breaking Of The Throuple, Fast, Real Life Parallels, Moash Kills A God, Queen, Hoid Gets Beat,