This is the Average Daily Life by Ava episodes:

• May 25, 2022COCAINE

  Cocaine is cheaper than baby formula.

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• May 17, 2022DOUGH

  If I had a penis, I would sling-shot popcorn from my erection to my mouth.

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• May 08, 2022CHANGE

  Mention someone for no reason just to disturb them.

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• May 02, 2022WORD

  I’ll take a funny guy over a pretty boy with slick words any day.

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• April 26, 2022Idiosyncrasies

  Dove chocolate tastes way better than their soap.

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• April 20, 2022CHEATER

  Might fuck around and reply “who married you?” when people say their divorce is final.

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• April 11, 2022LOOK

  Don't study me. You won't graduate.

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• April 03, 2022SHE

  If she starts laughing in the middle of an argument, RUN.

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• March 28, 2022BIRTHDAY BITCH

  *Slaps My Own Ass*

  Anything you want babe

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• March 16, 2022O’Ava

  I measure whiskey by the mouthful.

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