This Is Unusable

This Is Unusable

By Ben Steinberg & Tyler MartinComedy
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This Is Unusable episodes

  • BRING ON THE FLOOD

    Welcome to the possible final episode of This Is Unusable. We talk about piercings, old-school diseases, peanut allergies, ending the podcast, the gibberish language known as Hungarian, and Noah's Ark. We frequently bring it all back to wishing a flood upon humanity.

    19 min
  • The Great Goog

    Lindsey Graham, Mitch McConnell, Google, The World Cup, The Nuremburg Defense, the best animals that poop at zoos. All of this and more on This Is Unusable.

    25 min
  • We Lost A Subscriber

    We lost a subscriber and Ben is beside himself with grief. Most of this solo episode of the podcast is stand-up comedy that Ben would do in front of an audience if he were ever to go back to doing stand-up. (Ep 50 of This Is Unusable).

    0:00 Intro
    0:03 McDonald’s, caffeine, anxiety, getting older
    2:23 We lost one subscriber
    3:59 Ravage me, gravity
    5:16 Whiny little bitch, Buffalo Wild Wings story
    7:00 Fruit flies observational comedy
    9:39 White or Jewish?
    11:28 Luck-adjacent
    12:05 Priests are God’s lawyers
    13:02 Bald
    14:10 Whale brain rot
    15:23 The Starbucks friend zone
    17:42 Outro

    19 min
  • REDDITculous

    "Welcome to another episode of This Is Unusable," he said. "You have no morals." Ok he didn't say that last part. Racist ASMR, Reddit, Patton Oswalt, Women vs. Females, balls, this episode has it all. Balls balls balls.

    0:00 - Intro, ASMR, screaming vs. singing
    2:57 - Autistic vs Artistic
    3:52- RACIST ASMR
    4:50 - Trump
    7:08 - Hats and Ben’s bald stupid head head
    8:30 - Patton Oswalt
    9:46 - Reddit is dumb now
    12:08 - Women vs. Females
    13:49 - My wife’s balls/Shaft
    14:55 - Top Gear/Jeremy Clarkson/Carbon Monoxide
    16:21 - Toxic Masculinity and trafficking, Saturn devouring his son
    18:47 - From poop to balls
    20:20 - Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, and EXPLOSIVES
    22:49 - YouTube Shorts vs. TikTok
    Love,
    Ben and Tyler
    #podcast #comedy #women

    24 min
  • The Banshees of Ed Sheeran

    This is a great episode.

    Highlights:
    - Nacho Week in Portland
    - Coors: Cold as the Rockies BS "cold" advertisement
    - A dumb customer asking the difference between tortilla and potato chips
    - Ben's colonoscopy story and the insane shits he had to take
    - Disclosure Day and its ridiculous plot
    - The Dead Housewives of Beverly Hills
    - Asexuality
    Other subjects:
    - Pulled Pork
    - Monty Python
    - The Fallout video game franchise
    - Piss filters
    - Reddit plot tropes
    - Video game grapple points
    - METAL GEAR SOLID AND HIDEO KOJIMA
    - The Jackass movies
    - Getting fat in college
    - Getting fat after college
    Credit for the Jeff Goldblum art in the thumbnail goes to Vincent Carrozza.

    27 min
  • Oedipussy

    Welcome to an actually funny episode of this thing! Ben walked into the Guitar Center on Sunset Blvd. in Los Angeles and embarrassed himself immediately. We also talk about New Jersey, seeing extended family, anxiety, Trump, Jackass, an ad for protectjews.org, and we confuse the story of The Odyssey with the story of Oedipus Rex. Whatever. It's all Greek to me.

    26 min
  • Don't Put The Cunt Before The Horse

    Holy shit! It's another episode of a podcast! Nobody has ever made one of those before! WOW I CANNOT BELIEVE WE DID THIS. WE MADE AN EPISODE OF A THING. I've included timestamps this time so you can click through it before you drop it altogether to go watch reaction content. Go ahead and fill your brain to the brim with a more successful YouTuber's garbage as opposed to ours.

    0:14 intro
    0:27 trash in a urinal and trash on the ground
    2:30 times tables - eat dat PEMDAS, bitch!
    3:05 explosions?!?
    4:09 Borderlands and the Borderlands subreddit
    7:05 Aussies using the word "cunt"
    7:52 Rocko’s Modern Life
    8:40 Saying "CUNT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
    10:00 It’s Getting Hot In Here
    11:45 Ben wasted 10 minutes at CostCo doing nothing
    13:18 Putting your dick in a lemon. Microscopic penis.
    15:55 Communism and Tyler’s history with the Communist Party of China

    19 min
  • Chicken Fried Brain

    Ben's brain is once again in the grips of insomnia and no sentence he utters is safe from trailing off into absolutely nothing. Nonetheless, we press on.

    In this episode, I don't remember what we talk about. My mind is shattered. Yeah, Ben is the one who writes these descriptions. The jig is up. I *think* we discuss:

    - Wikipedia

    - Jeffrey Epstein (briefly)

    - the disaster in Garden Grove, CA

    - the song "Summer Girls" by LFO and the origins of the band's name

    - the band New Kids On The Block

    - Mark and Donnie Wahlberg.

    24 min
  • Transcendental

    Welcome to another episode of whatever this is. We have officially transcended. Or something. It's in the title and it doesn't matter. This is a doozy of an episode, and by "doozy" I mean "episode". So it's an episode of an episode. Words are a helluva thing, aren't they? Sometimes they mean so much. Other times they mean absolutely nothing at all. We generally prefer the latter.

    In this episode we discuss:
    - Trazodone
    - Tyler's hat, what it is, and and then a further explanation of what it is because the initial explanation is utterly insufficient.
    - The Jamaican accent
    - Repetitive music like ska, reggae, and reggaeton.
    -Capocollo (which Ben mispronounces as "capicola") vs gabagool.
    - The word "finna".
    - The fact that the midwest accent is not really an accent but is rather just bad English because it doesn't differentiate itself enough from the general American accent to actually be considered something new.
    - Joe Biden and old senators
    - Ben's experience with an edible
    - The video game Panzer Dragoon

    27 min
  • Insomnia

    Ben has had insomnia for the better part of 4 months and is quickly losing his mind.

    Other things we discuss: the Wilhelm scream, the Bechtel test, insomnia, allergies, insomnia, more insomnia, Ben's insane noisy neighbor, Reese’s Pieces, reddit streaks, underwear streaks, simple solutions to simple problems, woody woodpecker, Netflix, and The Odyssey by Christopher Nolan.


    #comedy #podcast #insomnia

    28 min

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The show that embodies the moment between you entering a room and forgetting why you went in there.