🎢 Episode: The Power of Roasting Friends (and Surviving Theme Parks, Parenting, and Social Media Drama) 🎢

This week we’re proving that friendship isn’t real unless your besties roast you like a Thanksgiving turkey. From laughing at each other’s questionable life choices to crying in the parking lot of a theme park because nostalgia smacked us harder than a roller coaster loop—this episode’s got it all.

We dive into the wild world of parenting while grieving, because nothing says “fun” like explaining why you’re crying at drop-off while your kid’s just mad they didn’t get extra fries. Social media makes everything worse (shocking, we know), judgment is free and everywhere, and apparently it’s still frowned upon to respond to haters with interpretive dance.

But hey—if grief, nostalgia, and parenting chaos have taught us anything, it’s that humor is the duct tape holding it all together. So buckle up, grab a corndog, and join us for a ride that’s equal parts therapy session and roast battle.

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Remember those childhood fitness tests? Yeah, nothing like being told you’re a failure by the Presidential Seal while you wheeze through a mile in third grade. (Shoutout to the one kid who ran it in five minutes while the rest of us faked asthma attacks 👏).

Then we switch gears to the true GOAT: Patrick Swayze. The man danced, fought, AND cried at a pottery wheel—basically the holy trinity of 80s masculinity.

Sprinkle in some unique family stories (the kind Netflix would label as a “limited docuseries”), friendship hot takes, and a few political convos that somehow didn’t end in fistfights—plus trivia and fun facts to make you that person at brunch.

💡 Takeaways:
    •    Fitness tests = childhood’s Hunger Games.
    •    Patrick Swayze is why mullets will never die.
    •    Every family has an uncle who should come with a warning label.
    •    Friendship = forgiving dumb decisions until you die.
    •    Politics = Thanksgiving dinner with less pie.
    •    Random trivia = free tool to annoy strangers.
    •    Nostalgia = cheaper than therapy.
    •    Laughter heals… except rope burns from the climb rope.

👉 Listen now, and prepare to laugh, cringe, and text your old PE teacher an apology.

Tomorrow’s episode has everything: our questionable “homeless chic” looks, beauty routines that may or may not involve dry shampoo as a personality trait, and a heavy dose of nostalgia (hello, butterfly clips and frosted tips 👋).

We talk about the evolution from FOMO (fear of missing out) to ROMO (relief of missing out) — because nothing hits like canceling plans and staying home in sweatpants. We dive into the messy, magical parts of friendship, what it really means to be inclusive, and how grief has shaped the way we show up for each other.

Yes, we even go there — from personal stories tied to 9/11 to the silly comfort of beauty hacks that make us feel human. It’s the rollercoaster of life: sad, sweet, ridiculous, and great — all at once.

💡 Takeaways (a.k.a. stuff you didn’t know you needed to know):
    •    Nobody actually wants your “honest” opinion — they want you to lie pretty.
    •    Fashion nostalgia is cheaper than therapy.
    •    True friends always make room for you, even when the table is small.
    •    Grief is weird. So are we. You’ll feel less alone in both.
    •    Dry shampoo counts as self-care. Don’t argue.
    •    ROMO / FOMO. Full stop.
    •    Remembering hard stuff matters. Laughing through it matters too.
    •    Life = sad + great. And that’s okay.

Tune in, laugh with us, cry with us, and maybe question our fashion choices.

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Expect lots of questionable advice, random tangents, and enough laughter to make you forget that your insurance just went up.

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