Why did the Wizard go through the Portal? To get to the other side! And all jokes aside, the Wizard is currently in a literal, metaphorical, and deeply magical portal which is a multi-week artist residency for the Iceland Eclipse festival that will usher him into a new reality in Amsterdam when he emerges on the other side. But the Wizard is far from the only traveler moving through this portal, so you're invited to follow along with this adventure and the many wonderful weirdos we'll be meeting along the way in this special mini-series: THIS PORTAL IS A RITUAL.

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America's #1 Wizard is taking the leap and embarking on a magical quest to relocate to the Netherlands and become Amsterdam's #1 Wizard. To honor this momentous occasion, we're looking back at the magic that got us here, revisiting the "What is a Quest?" episode that kicked off last year's This Podcast is a Quest mini-series. And then stay tuned for our new This Portal is a Ritual mini-series, beginning next week!

For more on the magic that emerged from this episode, check out:

The Invocation - https://www.patreon.com/posts/invocation-144989332

The Leap - https://www.patreon.com/thispodcastisaritual/posts/leap-155721154

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Magic has long trafficked in fantasies of power and control. This is the tantalizing idea that there are certain secrets one can master that will raise a person above their peers and allow them to command angels, devils, and assorted deities. Of course, we have also seen this cautionary tale play out across fairy tales and other works of fiction, and it rarely ends well, so here the Wizard offers a novel approach to Power: One based in relation, rather than domination. This episode provides explicit instructions for invoking Power politely and includes a full step-by-step ritual you can use to improve your own relationship with the particularly tricky Power... Discipline!

Visit the Patreon for the full Prayer to Disciplina: https://www.patreon.com/thispodcastisaritual/posts/what-is-power-163294699

For more on the ideas explored in this episode, check out

What is Power? (theory) - https://www.patreon.com/thispodcastisaritual/posts/what-is-power-161898774

What is a Person? (theory) - https://www.patreon.com/posts/what-is-person-159310290

What is a Person? (practice) - https://www.patreon.com/thispodcastisaritual/posts/what-is-person-160733752

What's the Point? (theory) - https://www.patreon.com/posts/whats-point-147660543

What's the Point? (practice) - https://www.patreon.com/posts/whats-point-148217750

The Invocation - https://www.patreon.com/posts/invocation-144989332

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Before the Wizard reveals his magical praxis for working with the various Powers-that-be, he felt it important to take a moment to address the elephant in the occultural room: Fantasies of control. These seductive messages touch on deeply rooted—often unconscious—anxieties and try to sell a fantasy of power, perfection, and control that promises to resolve all issues. But rather than seek a magic of domination and will, the Wizard suggests we might find greater rewards in a magic of relationship and chill...

...and what better way to relate than subscribing to the Patreon so you can hear the full episode! Or don't! The Wizard is not trying to control you!

Listen to How to Let Go of Control:

https://www.patreon.com/thispodcastisaritual/posts/how-to-let-go-of-162617205

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Something brought you to this moment. A long sequence of personal choices and cosmic chance collaborated to bring you to this exact moment. But why? That's a question the Wizard explores at length in this new installment of Wizardry in Theory and Practice, digging into the what's and why's of the life shaping forces we call "Power."

This episode builds on the metaphysics laid out in depth in What's the Point? (theory) and What is a Person (theory), but it can absolutely be listened to on its own. And these ideas will be expanded on as an actionable magical practice in the forthcoming episode, What is Power? (practice).

For more on the ideas explored in this episode, check out 

What's the Point? (theory) - https://www.patreon.com/posts/whats-point-147660543

What is a Person? (theory) - https://www.patreon.com/thispodcastisaritual/posts/what-is-person-159310290

The Invocation - https://www.patreon.com/posts/invocation-144989332

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The Wizard is on the move, somewhere between Here and I-Don't-Know-Where, so it felt like the right time to take a little walkabout within the concept of "wandering," and it's conceptual sibling, "wondering," and see where we might arrive... 

...which, while wizardry is concerned with far more than mere destinations, if you wish to arrive at the actual episode, you'll need to wander over to our Patreon to hear it in full!

Listen to How to Wander Like a Wizard: https://www.patreon.com/thispodcastisaritual/posts/how-to-wander-161359969

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How do we practice becoming a Person? Doing his best to evade the usual traps of self-optimization, the Wizard offers a humble contemplative practice designed to help us see ourselves—not as perpetual projects—but as vast and complex patterns which emerge across space-and-time out of an intricate web of relationships. Thus, to aid us in our quest to discern our own Person, the Wizards lays out a magical ritual known as the Seven Point Program to Become a Person.

For more on the ideas explored in this episode, check out

What is a Person? (theory) - https://www.patreon.com/posts/what-is-person-159310290

What's the Point? (theory) - https://www.patreon.com/posts/whats-point-147660543

What's the Point? (practice) - https://www.patreon.com/posts/whats-point-148217750

The Invocation - https://www.patreon.com/posts/invocation-144989332

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Before we get into the practical magical follow up to What is a Person? (theory), the Wizard wanted to acknowledge the paradoxical problem of trying to be a better person and how the Cult of Optimization seeks to prey on our collective anxieties with an endless barrage of advice, tips, and self improvement schemes, when perhaps we might have a slightly better time letting all that go to bask in our own imperfection instead.

If you're imperfect and tired of trying to deny it, join our imperfect Patreon and listen to the episode in its entirety!

Listen to How to Alchemize Anxiety: https://www.patreon.com/posts/how-to-be-person-160041488

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If you're reading this, you're probably a person. While this word is regarded in everyday language as something simple, straightforward, and basically synonymous with "human being," the Wizard wants you to examine your assumptions and re-consider the concept of "person" as he reveals it to be something sranger, with far greater magical significance...

This episode builds on the metaphysics laid out in depth in What's the Point? (theory), although it can absolutely be listened to on its own. And these ideas will be expanded on as an actionable magical practice in the forthcoming episode, What is a Person? (practice).

For more on the ideas explored in this episode, check out 

What's the Point? (theory) - https://www.patreon.com/posts/whats-point-147660543

The Invocation - https://www.patreon.com/posts/invocation-144989332

What is a Large Language Model? - https://www.patreon.com/posts/what-is-large-143943525

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Despite our bests attempts to "calm down" or "stop panicking," anxiety rarely responds to such strategies, so here are all the Wizard's magical secrets on what actually works, gleaned from years of lived experience as an anxious person as well as countless sessions with clients helping them move past the discomfort of chronic unease that is all too common in this Age of Anxiety.

If you struggle with anxiety and are ready to try something different, join the Patreon to listen to the actual episode in its entirety.

Listen to How to Alchemize Anxiety: https://www.patreon.com/posts/how-to-alchemize-158615215

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