This Podcast is Written on the Back of the Declaration of Independence

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CW: Mentions of alcoholism

It’s part one of the Shark Cage and we’re preparing for another action-packed day of Nicolas Cage hell! This time we settle in for political ‘thriller’ The Runner.

Tune in to find out:

Does Callum have an oil fetish?

Can a flop be a lemon?

Are Callum and Chelsea history?

And tune in next time for the next thrilling instalment of The Shark Cage!

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Hello and welcome to This Podcast is Written on the Back of the Declaration of Independence

It’s only a lovely little bonus episode for you lucky people!

In this minisode, we plumb the depths of Buzzfeed for the best Nicolas Cage personality quizzes.

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Hello and welcome to This Podcast is Written on the Back of the Declaration of Independence

Join us today for Netflix martial arts sci-fi mess, ‘Jiu Jitsu’.

Tune in to find out:

What if Willie Nelson joined the Fast & Furious family?

What would happen if Thanos and Voldemort made a baby?

What does Bernard Matthews do to his turkeys?

And tune in next time for the return of The Shark Cage!

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Hello and welcome to This Podcast is Written on the Back of the Declaration of Independence

It’s only a lovely little bonus episode for you lucky people!

Thanks to the NBC/Yahoo sitcom, Community, we ask the question: Nicolas Cage - Good or Bad?

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Join us today for Lovecraft adaptation ‘Color Out of Space’.

Tune in to find out:

Why is a car aerial so funny to us?

Is Nicolas Cage hot now?

Why Mandy fans can suck it.

And tune in next time for something much, much worse: ‘Jiu Jitsu’.

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Join us today for the super-meta superhero cartoon, Teen Titans Go! To the Movies.

Tune in to find out:

Who is Balloon Man?

What is the Fortress of Solitude Retirement Home?

Is Jason Momoa the ideal Alfred?

Join us next time for something a little weirder: ‘Color Out of Space’.

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Join us for Martin Scorsese’s paramedic nightmare, ‘Bringing Out the Dead’, a Disney picture.

Tune in to find out:

Is this film really part of the Scrubs extended universe, and therefore a gateway drug to House?

Does Nicolas Cage really look like a priest?

Why is our mission now to live, laugh, love?

Join us next time for something a little lighter: ‘Teen Titans Go! To the Movies’

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Hello and welcome to This Podcast is Written on the Back of the Declaration of Independence

Prepare yourselves for the absolute pile of steaming nonsense that is ‘Inconceivable’.

TW: Mentions of abuse, addiction and miscarriage.

Tune in to find out:

What the fuck is ‘Dorf on Golf’?

How do you keep a pet jellyfish (or octopus)?

Is it more plausible that Callum will become famous, or that he’ll Freaky Friday with Robert Downey Jr?

And join us next time for Now-Disney-Owned Scorsese epic: ‘Bringing Out the Dead’!

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Hello and welcome to This Podcast is Written on the Back of the Declaration of Independence

Let us take you back in time to a land of Justin Timberlake and Goblet of Fire haircuts. That’s right, it’s time to talk about the for-some-reason-beloved-by-Netflix sci-fi action thriller, Next (2007).

Tune in to find out:

What are The Magician’s Olives?

When can we expect the release of Cage’s next obvious hit: ‘Time-Slapped’?

Did someone just libel Gary Busey and his dog film?

Join us next time for another Netflix spectacular: ‘Inconceivable’!

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