This Podcast is Written on the Back of the Declaration of Independence

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This week we’re talking about Oscar-nominated family flick ‘The Croods’!

Tune in to find out:

How many minions do you need in one film?

Did caveperson boybands exist?

Are we now obsessed with Speckles the mole?

Join us next time for something completely different: a very special Wicker Man double bill!

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Hello and welcome to This Podcast is Written on the Back of the Declaration of Independence

We’re back on cheery form this week with the actually quite good ‘Matchstick Men’!

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Will we ever stop joking about Timothy Chalamet?

Is Sam Rockwell’s eating in this film as good as Danny DeVito eating an egg?

Have you seen Chef?

Join us next time for something completely different: children’s caveman animation, The Croods!

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Well, the good mood could only last so long! We watched the 0-rated ‘Deadfall’ and, friends, we were grumpy about it.

Tune in to find out:

What does a free-rein Cage look like?

Who’s the Baby?

Is this the worst one we’ve watched yet?

Join us next time for something that will inevitably be tonnes better: Matchstick Men!

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Put down your turkey or vegan alternative, switch off the Queen’s speech, stop arguing over who’s had more to drink. For it is time to exchange gifts!

What diabolical picks have Callum and Chelsea given each other? Find out in this EXTRA-SPECIAL MINI BONUS EPISODE and hear their hearts sink as they realise what films they are now obligated to watch in January.

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*TRIGGER WARNING* In this episode we discuss issues surrounding sexual assault and homophobia. Please look after yourselves and skip this episode if it will be detrimental for you to listen to these conversations.

’Tis the season to be jolly and we are actually fairly jolly after watching Cage’s festive frolic, ’The Family Man’.

Tune in to find out:

What is a Manic Pixie Dream Mom?

Is Chelsea going soft on us?

Who wants the cake?

Join us next time for an extra special bonus episode on Christmas Day!

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Finally a film we can both enjoy! Ever wondered what cartoon film noir Nic Cage might look like? Wonder no more! It’s time to take a step into the Spiderverse.

Tune in to find out:

Which is the most f-able Nic Cage character?

Who is the gravity-defying potato man?

Where is our Shaun of the Dead sequel?

Join us in about a fortnight’s time when we’ll continue our regular (not-at-all-regular) programming.

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We’re back to regular (almost) programming! This time, we’ve watched the much-maligned Left Behind so you don’t have to. Truly, we have done the Lord’s work here.

Tune in to find out:

Who the hell is Chad Michael Murphy?

Who has had it with these m-fing yetis on this m-fing plane?

How are breakdancers doing the work of God?

Join us in about a fortnight’s time when we’ll continue our regular (not-at-all-regular) programming.

Find us on all the usual socials at @niccagepod and anywhere you get your podcasts! If you’ve enjoyed the show, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or drop us a couple of quid at ko-fi.com/niccagepod!

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Hello and welcome to SPOOKTOBER

We’re continuing the Spooky programming, which means things are about to get even creepier (maybe). This time, we’ve feasted our eyeballslls on the much-memed Vampire’s Kiss!

Tune in to find out:

Can the corner of a building really be a therapist?

Could we ever stage a musical revival of this 80s fang fest?

How much really should fake vampire teeth cost?

Join us in about a fortnight’s time when we’ll continue our regular (not-at-all-regular) programming.

Find us on all the usual socials at @niccagepod and anywhere you get your podcasts! If you’ve enjoyed the show, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or drop us a couple of quid at ko-fi.com/niccagepod!

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And Happy Halloween!

Hello and welcome, Foolish Mortals, to SPOOKTOBER!

Now that Callum’s theatrical cross-country romp is complete we are back to regular programming (though, who knows whether we’ll ever commit to a real posting schedule?). It’s SpookTober, which means things are about to get creepy.

Tune in to find out:

How have we managed to make one of our longest episodes from a film we thought we had nothing to say about?

How can we sneak Jingle All The Way into this Nicolas Cage podcast?

Who exactly is James Black, Private Investigator????

Join us in about a fortnight’s time when we’ll continue our regular (not-at-all-regular) programming.

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Hello and welcome to Part Three of our fantastical triple bill: The Shark Cage!

As Callum continues his theatrical journey across the country, you can sit back, relax, and listen to our surprising ambivalence to this giant of classic children’s cinema, G-Force. That’s right. The CGI guinea pig movie.

Tune in to find out:

How are the makers of this film going to try to sexualise the one female guinea pig?

Were any CGI guinea pigs harmed during the making of this movie?

Wait a second, is Nic Cage the best part of this film?

Join us in a fortnight’s time when we’ll resume our regular (not-at-all-regular) programming.

Find us on all the usual socials at @niccagepod and anywhere you get your podcasts! If you’ve enjoyed the show, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or drop us a couple of quid at ko-fi.com/niccagepod!

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