This Podcast is Written on the Back of the Declaration of Independence

This Podcast is Written on the Back of the Declaration of Independence

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This Podcast is Written on the Back of the Declaration of Independence episodes

  • The Shark Cage, Part Two: Drive Angry

    Hello and welcome to Part Two of our fantastical triple bill: The Shark Cage!

    As Callum continues his theatrical journey across the country, you can sit back, relax, and listen to our utter confusion about the mess that is Drive Angry.


    Tune in to find out:


    Did Nic Cage sell his soul to the devil in the early 2000s and is this the price he paid?


    Was there a single part of this film that Chelsea will not complain about?


    Will Callum and Chelsea survive to make it to Part Three?


    Find us on all the usual socials at @niccagepod and anywhere you get your podcasts! If you’ve enjoyed the show, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or drop us a couple of quid at ko-fi.com/niccagepod!


    Byeeeeeeee.

    36 min
  • The Shark Cage, Part One: Ghost Rider

    Hello and welcome to Part One of our fantastical triple bill: The Shark Cage!

    As Callum goes of gallivanting around the country, you can sit back, relax, and listen to us prattle on about this absolute travesty (in Chelsea’s opinion) of a superhero film.

    Tune in to find out:

    Who are all these Twilight-looking dudes?

    How many minutes of Flame-Headed Nic Cage will the CGI budget stretch to?

    Is there anybody in this movie that doesn’t have Daddy issues?

    Find us on all the usual socials at @niccagepod and anywhere you get your podcasts! If you’ve enjoyed the show, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or drop us a couple of quid at ko-fi.com/niccagepod!

    Byeeeeeeee.

    35 min
  • Adaptation

    Prepare for double the Cage trouble this week as Callum and Chelsea sink their teeth into Charlie Kaufman's whacky 'Adaptation'. Written in response to perhaps the most successful writer's block ever, it's the film that scored Nicolas Cage an Oscar nomination for completely ignoring all of his performance instincts! 


    Find out within:

    Which actually is the real Kaufman?

    Does Nicolas Cage actually exist in this universe?

    Who's afraid of the Big Bad Croc?

    40 min
  • Cher ... Special

    You asked, we delivered.


    Following our Moonstruck episode, we discovered the sheer wonder of the 'Cher...Special', in which Cher plays every character in an abridged West Side Story. Tune in to discover:


    What did late 70s CGI look like?

    How well-funded were Callum's school productions?

    Will Chelsea finally succeed in turning this into a Cher podcast?


    Prepare yourselves for the sheer camp joy.

    17 min
  • Bangkok Dangerous

    Hello and welcome to the episode in which we discuss 'Bangkok Dangerous'!


    Tune in to find out:

    Whether we'll ever know what was happening in all the poorly-lit warehouse scenes?

    What would a drug-dealing Professor Snape look like?

    How many times can we say 'oof it's bad' in a single episode?

    Will Chelsea agree to do another episode of this nonsense?


    Find us wherever you get your podcasts (thanks to Anchor FM) and on all the usual social media-type channels @niccagepod. 

    41 min
  • Moonstruck

    The time has come. Moonstruck is here. Tune into find out:


    What does a teenager at prom sound like?

    Will Chelsea succeed in turning this Nicolas Cage show into a Cher appreciation podcast?

    Have we all been unwittingly cursed by an elderly woman?


    Follow us at @niccagepod on all the usual socials, and don't forget to leave a review on Apple Podcasts and subscribe wherever you find your pods!

    39 min
  • Raising Arizona
    Welcome to this episode of 'This Podcast is Written on the Back of the Declaration of Independence', in which we attempt to make fun of a film we both (yes, both!) actually enjoyed.
    We discuss stolen babies, Doctor Spock, and performances Cagier than Cage, or my name ain't Nathan Arizona.
    32 min
  • Breaking News: Nicolas Cage is Joe Exotic
    Hey all you cool cats and kittens, have we got news for you!
    The one and only Nicolas Cage has been cast as Tiger King, Joe Exotic, in a new miniseries.
    We discuss the announcement and our dream casting for all your favourite crazy tiger people.
    *CONTAINS TIGER KING SPOILERS AND NAUGHTY NAUGHTY SWEAR WORDS*
    15 min
  • Face/Off
    As anticipated by absolutely nobody, Episode Two is finally here!
    We get down to business chatting swishy coats, dubious science and fireworks-sponsored movie-making.
    Follow us at @niccagepod on all the usual socials, and don't forget to leave a review on Apple Podcasts and subscribe wherever you find your podcasts!
    34 min
  • National Treasure 2: Book of Secrets
    Come with us on a journey through Washington and some of Europe as we revel at Benjamin Gates' (Nicolas Cage) treasure-seeking quest.
    In this episode we talk Wibberleys, bubble & squeak, and Ronald Reagan.
    Please be advised this podcast contains goofs, guffs and glib comments.
    Follow us at @NicCagePod on twitter, facebook and instagram, and find us at ko-fi.com/NicCagePod.
    28 min

About This Podcast is Written on the Back of the Declaration of Independence

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Hello, we are Callum and Chelsea of 'This Podcast is Written on the Back of the Declaration of Independence', a podcast in which Callum attempts to induct Chelsea into the wonderful world of the Nicolas Cage cinematic universe.