Welcome to 'This Podcast is Written on the Back of the Declaration of Independence', a podcast in which Callum attempts to induct Chelsea into the wonderful world of the Nicolas Cage cinematic universe. So tune in as we find out how it got burned, why he's covering himself in black paint and what the hell Mandy's even about, on whatever platform you get your podcasts.

*Chelsea did not get any of these references.*

But she will.