This Week's Apocalypse

This week John and Kevin find themselves in the worst dimension! One where David Cronenberg doesn't make movies!

Oh, also there are terrible body horror monsters everywhere. Time to watch some body horror movies and be learning good!!!!

This week's movies and time stamps:

0:04:45 - Shin'ya Tsukamoto - Tetsuo: The Iron Man (1989)

0:21:30 - Brandon Cronenberg - Antviral (2012)

0:44:45 - Andrzej Zulawski - Possession (1981)

1:14:45 - Decision time (spoilers)

What are portals? Where do they go? Are they wormholes? If so, how weird are the worms? John and Kevin answer none of these questions, as they try to prepare themselves for being spat out of a trans-dimensional mystery hole!

This week's movies and time stamps:

0:05:00 - Isaac Ezban - Parallel (2018)

0:16:40 - Roland Emmerich - Stargate (1994)

0:35:45 - Mike Flanagan - Absentia (2011)

0:57:35 - Decision Time!

This week, John and Kevin contend with badge-carrying, tantrum-throwing baby-men, as they struggle to hide their pirated Dreamcast games and illicit paracetamol from some emotionally stunted law enforcement!

This week's movies and timestamps:

0:05:10 - William Friedkin - The French Connection (1971)

0:24:45 - Alan Parker - Mississippi Burning (1988)

0:53:30 - Abel Ferrara - Bad Lieutenant (1992)

1:14:13 - Decision time! (Spoilers)

We're getting the jump on Spook-Season and moving in with some blood hungry buddies this week! Who would have thought the undead could be such good friends?!

This week's movies and time stamps:

0:05:30 - Katheryn Bigelow - Near Dark (1987)

0:24:20 - Joel Schumacher - The Lost Boys (1987)

0:49:30 - Jemaine Clement, Taika Waititi - What We Do in the Shadows (2014)

1:13:45 - Decision time! (spoilers)

No matter where you call home, you just can't keep these pesky ghosts out! Kevin and John need to de-Ghost-ify their caravan so they can start sitting quietly and enjoy their holiday. And maybe finally get all this hair out of the sink....

This weeks movies and time stamps:

Takashi Shimizu - Ju On: The Grudge (2002) 

Jee-woon Kim - A Tale of Two Sisters (2003) 

Hideo Nakata - Dark Water (2002) 

Decision Time! (Spoilers)

This week it insect-like beasts from beyond the stars! The contract to exterminate the infestation on the ISS was too enticing for John and Kevin to pass up! Especially if it means they get paid to watch Alien....

This week's movies and time stamps:

0:04:04 - Barry Sonnenfeld - Men In Black (1997) 

0:19:40 - Paul Verhoeven - Starship Troopers (1997)

0:39:00 - Ridley Scott - Alien (1979)

1:07:25 - Decision Time! (Spoilers)

Robots! Mercenaries! Marines! Can their skills translate smoothly to the classroom? Kevin isn't any of these things, and John is more invested in joining a gang. Time to turn to the age-old crutch of the substitute teacher! Wheeling in a TV and watching a movie!

This week's movies and time stamps:

0:07:20 - Robert Mandel - The Substitute (1996) 

0:22:55 - Mark L. Lester - Class of 1999 (1990) 

0:37:46 - John N. Smith - Dangerous Minds (1995) 

0:57:25 - Decision Time! (Spoilers)

What is more frightening? Clowns, or the people who like clowns? John and Kevin intend to associate with neither, watch three movies, and then never deal with clowns again!

This week's movies and time stamps:

0:08:45 - Damien Leone - Terrifier (2016)   

0:20:50 - John Watts - Clown (2014) 

0:34:45 - Todd Phillips - Joker (2019) 

0:59:25 - Decision Time! 

What's the best way to fend off an invisible killer? Flail around wildly, probably. But instead, John and Kevin will watch things unseen, in movies quite watchable!

This week's movies and time stamps:

0:04:50 - Leigh Whannel - The Invisible Man (2020) 

0:20:25 - Paul Verhoeven - Hollow Man (2000) 

0:42:30 - David Robert Mitchell - It Follows (2014)  

1:03:05 - Decision Time! (spoilers)

We got some Dr Strange in our Spiderman, and some Jet Li in our Dr Strange, but we just can't stop talking about Everything, Everywhere, All at Once.  Now if only we could agree on what movies we actually watched....

This weeks movies and time stamps:

0:06:20 - Daniels (Dan Kwan & Daniel Scheinert) - Everything, Everywhere, All At Once (2022) 

0:20:30 - James wong - The One (2001) 

0:37:56 - Jon Watts - Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021) 

or?

Sam Raimi - Dr Strange in the Multiverse of Madness (2022) 

1:06:40 - Decision Time! (Spoilers)