This Week's Apocalypse

After a long Kevin-Had-Coronavirus hiatus, we are back with the best lawyer a guilty conscience can buy! Kevin will do all he can to make sure John spends the next two weeks behind bars, even if he has to grow a moral compass to do it!

This week's movies and timestamps:

0:06:25 - Norman Jewison - And Jutsice for All (1979)

0:24:15 - Sidney Lumet - The Verdict (1982)

0:44:55 - Joel Shumacher - A Time to Kill (1996)

1:09:50 - Decision time! (spoilers)

This week, John and Kevin celebrate the work of Special Effects Maestro, Ray Harryhausen, while under siege from his many wonderful creations!

0:05:45 - Don Chaffey - Jason and the Argonauts (1963) 

0:25:55 - Sam Wanamaker - Sinbad and the eye of the Tiger (1977) 

0:44:55 - Desmond Davis - Clash of the Titans (1981)  

1:09:55 - Decision Time!

Kevin saw The Northman and would LOVE to tell john all about it, but instead they must slog through two trash fire mermaid movies, and one quite good one. If only the Vikings would come back...

This week's movies and time stamps:

0:05:35 - Agnieszka Smoczynska - The Lure (2015) 

0:20:20 - Lisa Brühlmann - Blue My Mind (2017) 

0:40:25 - Jeffrey Grellman - Mermaid Down(2019) 

0:58:30 - Decision Time! (Spoilers)

Learning the Spy Game seems awfully difficult, so instead John and Kevin are just going to watch three movies and do what they see there.

Look out, Moles! We're digging you out!

This week's movies and time stamps:

0:05:40 - Florian Henckel von Donnersmarck - The Lives of Others (2006) 

0:23:50 - Brian De Palma - Mission Impossible (1996) 

0:45:25 - Tomas Alfredson - Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy (2011) 

1:08:25 - Decision time! (Spoilers)

This week John and Kevin try to get a handle on how to make a movie... from playing video games?

Now trainee junior paleoclimatologists(?), John and Kevin have been plunged into a second ice-age. It's time to gather round the warming glow of a widescreen television and get some survival tips from Dennis Quaid!

This week's movies and time stamps:

0:06:15 - Frank Marshall - Alive (1993) 

0:25:05 - Roland Emmerich - The Day After Tomorrow (2004) 

0:46:20 - Joe Penna - Arctic (2018) 

1:06:40 - Decision Time! (spoilers)

This week John and Kevin are beset on all sides by the tyranny of murderous, ape-like creatures.

As Terry Pratchett wisely once told us, "Don't say Monkey."

But what advice do movies have?

This week's movies and time stamps:

0:06:30 - Hugh Parks, Tom Logan - Shakma (1990) 

0:19:50 - George A. Romero - Monkey Shines (1988) 

0:39:40 - Richard Franklin - Link (1986) 

1:03:20 - Decision Time!

This week a shape-shifting, chameleonic lifeform may or may not be loose in our shed, so John takes the reigns and accidently brings the same movie three times.

But with a movie like this, Kevin doesn't mind a bit!

This week's it's made-up serial killers terrorising the town, and John and Kevin are on the case!

Can they stop this brutal, jelly bean-based villain?

Probably, as long as they can find a film to tell them EXACTLY how...

This week's movies and time stamps:

0:04:30 - David Fincher - Seven (1995) 

0:27:15 - Michael Mann - Manhunter (1986) 

0:46:35 - Kim Jee-woon - I Saw The Devil (2010) 

1:04:45 - Decision Time! (Spoilers)

This week it's all about that money! Or maybe the story? Or maybe just plain old REVENGE?! But it's hard to concentrate on the Why or the How when the food is this damn good...

This weeks movies and time stamps:

0:04:20 - Rob Reiner - Misery (1990)

0:24:15 - Ron Howard - Ransom (1996)

0:40:10 - Park Chan-wook - Oldboy (2003)

1:00:05 - Decision Time! (Spoilers)