Thommy Waite's Square Record

When you fucking hate your job, a viable new employment prospect is like a lifeboat full of gorgeous hookers and Class A drugs.

My mate Peter was living in Medellin way before digital nomadism truly began to flourish. We sat down at the Milwaukee Tavern in Denver and spoke about what drew Peter to Medellin and why he ultimately decided to leave.

I rant about romance at the gym, a night at a Colombian pool hall and trolls ruining the “American conversation”.

When you think of a workplace bully, your mind might gravitate towards a Donald Trump type, or perhaps one of the Horrible Bosses. But the truth is, anyone can be a nemesis, if you allow them. Bad Vibes LLC is an equal opportunity employer.

Charlie moved to Medellin with his wife and dog without having ever visited the place before. We talk about winning at life in the States yet feeling unfulfilled, cultural brainwashing and the ups and downs of trying to be a digital nomad.

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I rant about my trip to Denver and Austin, the bitter irony of the crumbling WeWork empire and Joker.

The next morning I woke up completely naked. I looked down at my feet and noticed a small towel covering my morning glory. Even in my groggy state, I realized that something was up as I very rarely sleep in the nude.

I’m writing a book about Medellin. So I thought I’d chat with my good mate Agent 001 about the four type’s of (male) dickhead’s you’ll meet living in the city of eternal Spring.

I rant about desperately wanting huge corporations to fail, regurgitating content and consciously deciding to love the city you’re living in.

Laura proceeded to give me a lapdance. It was underwhelming and the opposite of erotic. It was also super strange to catch glances of my friends while Laura stripped and danced on top of me. Some were gawking at her, others were trying to avoid looking at anything, and some were staring at me.