In the midst of disaster comes happy news. Not only has Anita Bryant gone off to hell, but, best of all, SCOTUS shut down Venereal Vespasian's plea for his minions to save him from his conviction in NYC. His hand-picked handmaid delivered the coup de grace, no less. By the time you're listening to this, we may all be saying "Convicted FELON Donald Trump," and it really has a ring to it, doesn't it?!