Those Damn Ross Kids

Kris and Kole talk about gimmicks, feuds, and off-label usage.

ALSO: Climbing the charts. The end of the internet. Ted Cruz lookalike pornography. Sinead O'Connor and Arsenio Hall have a feud. A Big box of human blood. Paint can shaker plane ride. Addicted to immodium.

Kris and Kole talk about medication, photography, and exertion.

ALSO: In the shit. Selfie deaths. Hotel Hell. Pill Mills.

Kris and Kole talk about artificial intelligence, creepiness, and indefinite articles.

ALSO: Lubey, prep my zone. Touching robot butts. What's creepy? Zen as Fuck. It's A penis sleeve, not YOUR penis sleeve.

Kris and Kole talk about unsolicited advice, algorithm, and blood-stained mail.

ALSO: Sleep With Me Podcast. Overcommitting. I'll get you to Mars in a month. PornIQ. Moldy sippy cups. Honest wallet return. Burning down the house. Stare at Ted Cruz's mouth for two hours. Blood-stained mail.

Kris and Kole talk about etymology, expression, and parade dynamics.

ALSO: Top graduation songs. WordReference.com drama. Language Quiz: Spot the Fake Gay Culture Term. Resting Bitch Face is real. The weirdness of the law.

Kris and Kole talk about exhaustion, legislation, and ornithology.

ALSO: Kris knows best. Talking to the lights on the bathroom floor. Cliff Claven Beer Nuts. Walkin' around. Our Mom: Toy Hunter. State Legislatures. Cowboy Church. Bird Olympics. Frinkiac. Weiner King. People Cannon.

Kris and Kole go shopping for paint and screen doors while talking about cannibalism.

Kris and Kole talk about digestion, humor, and chemistry.

It's a snough. We name things weird. Quiz: Terms for Anus. Bitch Better Have My Medicine. Meth spree. MRE regimen. Estrogen ocean. Auto-brewery syndrome. The craziest thing I've ever heard.

Kris and Kole talk about incarceration, harbingers of failure, and venture capitalism.

ALSO: Sneeze jags. Christmas Hangover. Quiz: Prison or Porn. Just Not Sorry. The Harbingers of Failure. Bark Tank. The Sun Diet.

Kris and Kole talk about being tracked, populism, and mistakes.

ALSO: The easiest joke. Burlesque Buffet. Toilet phone. Has Amazon clocked you? Air traffic control meth. 110 MPH and naked. Donald Trump is dangerous. Let's buy Swett. A rookie mistake. I am a warrior for the babies.