Kris and Kole talk about weather disasters, legumes, and skin confusion.

ALSO: Snowpocalypse. Christopher Lloyd. Woodburned notes to self. Bean nomenclature. Judgemental Maps. Doomsday clock. Weed spray for lady junk. Online school. Skin confusion. Get your hack game on point.

Kris and Kole talk about limitations, restauranteurism, and mythical metals.

ALSO: Pornographic beverages. Was that Odd Job? Limitations. Who sang The Gambler? Dew Better. Shot for breakfast. Kole spends minutes trying to think of Clint Eastwood's name. H.M. Really's. Sniper, no sniping. What's a Rutger? Orichalcum. Ransack a grave. The trouble with play dates.

Kris and Kole talk about branding, missed connections, and simulacrum.

ALSO: Marine Corps. Chicken Commercial. Brands. Pedestrian of the day. Bono's accident and the speed buggy soul vessel. Missed Connections. Headlights. Flush a snake. Spudato. Hypercolor sorrow.

Kris and Kole talk about wine, appliances, and agriculture.

ALSO: These genes and the wine kick. Gary Busey's cocaine dog. Christmas Vacation goof supercut. Who is Sam Elliott. A jetski-less life. Art Crime. Mayonaise and Schrodinger's Ice Cream. A rice revelation. Deer and Beer Fridge. The family at the end of the street.

Kris and Kole talk about old men, a staggering lack of compassion, and missing brains.

ALSO: A tiny little pill. Old Men Who Are Dead as Fuck, Part 43. Old Candies. GGG and tricking us into a Guy-hole. Guy paints Kim Kardashian with his penis. Wakie. A story about HIV. Trashtalk. 100 Missing Brains. The Beatles didn't exist. Who lasts the longest.

Kris and Kole talk about giving up, flames, and cleanliness.

ALSO: I was going to be lonely anyway. Wolf in White Van. How much do I give up. Giving up way too much. We're all fire retardant now. Susan G. Komen for the Frack. Lumbersexual. Cleanliness is nest to Godliness. Big time clean head. Naptime in the bathroom.

Kris and Kole talk about numbers, cloaking, and crushing uncertainty.

ALSO: For my own amusement. Leading your shots. Favorites and Ball Chasing. Inside Baseball on Numbers. People you know. Ladies in podcasts. Vacation Breasts. United States of Cloakopolis. A shocking admission.

Kris and Kole talk about disruption, fantasies, and dwarves.

ALSO: Easy to get mad. Not related to a department store. I'm mad at the government. Porn title quiz. 3D printed food. Soylent God. 20% of people want to piss on you. The texture of our fantasies. Click, you're dead. Drone porn. Dwarf names. Humming bird beaks. Dove scrutinty.

Kris and Kole talk about names, sick days, and underground business meetings.

ALSO: Anxiously awaiting a pen shipment. Museum gift store suppliers. An inappropriate gift basket. Claw law. Chinese name advice and the longest name. Hurricane names. Worst sick day excuses. Man cuts off his own dick and throws it in the trash. Mr. Incredible punches Bat Girl, Waldo and Freddy Krueger come to the rescue. No Birdman for us. Gun picture expulsion.

Kris and Kole talk about travel, outbreaks, and skulls.

ALSO: Macho Man telephone greeting. Lost my bookmarks in the moby. All over weather. Portland adventure. A truly public restroom. Airline story. A serious discussion about Ebola. No German has ever killed a Mormon. Hungry Hungry Hogs. Cambodian skulls. Honey Boo Boo knowledge. Horror movie personality test.