**PATRONS ONLY**

 

BRRR! It's cold in here! Must! be! Thot Topics in the ATmosphere! I SAID BRRRRR!!!

 

Welcome one and all to the Thot Topics Plus-Sized Situation Room where several key talking points simply MUST be discussed for the good of our great nation. First, we circle back on corporate speak in the workplace: can we jump on a call and get crunktina?

 

THEN, it's a rapidfire round. HAIR: Who's got it? Who wants it? Who's losing it? Who's growing it? All is revealed. (Especially our hairlines.) PRONOUNS: What's ze freakin' zeal?? OZEMPIC: Did it give, or did it not? Let it be muthafuckin' hot.

 

We also chat about Ariana Grande's new single-- and brand new BMI!

 

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