“Sometimes there’s a film… I won’t say a masterpiece, ‘cause what’s a masterpiece? But sometimes there’s a film. And I’m talkin’ about the “Three Amigos” here. Sometimes there’s a film that, well, it’s the film for its time and place. It fits right in there. And that’s the “Three Amigos”, in my childhood. And even if the film bombed upon its initial release – and the “Three Amigos” most certainly did. But sometimes there’s a film… sometimes, there’s a film. Aw. I lost my train of thought here. But – aw, hell. I’ve done introduced it enough.” - Jesse Blaze Snider, the Coolest Narrator Alive