What is the best post in Facebook Mom Group History? You may find out....but first we'll need to ask you if you know the difference between "choline" and "chlorine." That one pesky letter R really makes all the difference folks.

Then, we had our exciting guest (and third gray pube!) Jess regail us with her traumatic sugaring story and high pain tolerance. (Spoiler alert-we interview her labia in an on air first!)

Meanwhile in Jen and Ari land.....

Ari gets into a dramatic car accident navigating her driveway -it's not her fault-it's HEREDITARY.

Enjoy our pubic empire -and special shout out to our fans in the UK, Vietnam and of course JAPAN!

XoX - 3GP

Who else's kids eat nothing? And....does it drive you to MURDER? Maybe, maybe not- Depends on the day and if the estrogen patch is on max.

In this ep we explore how food can be weaponized to make moms insane and children victorious. Meanwhile....Ari, (who never eats out btw) worries about the "future of restaurants" with the ARFID nuts colonizing the culinary industry one PLAIN chicken nugget at a time.

Hold the mayo and welcome to the circus ! You're in for a not so bland treat today BUSH gang!

XoX, 3 grays...(and a pube)

Jen encounters an apparition at Disneyworld and Ari uncovers the mysteries of the universe.. ...Do we think you should listen anyways? Yes!

We meet the dead on this glorious episode- taking pubic detours along the way.

We'd like to extend a special hello to our international fans in the UK, Vietnam and good old Japan! Keep listening to heighten our pubic diversity!

XoX, 3GP

What constitutes as a food fight? Well according to Jen, one person throwing one thing. Either way, we explore this culinary conflict and investigate Victor Wembanyama's egging assault during the NBA Finals.

Then, Jen's dog sitter was discovered unplugging her nanny cams and WTF else went on while she was on "vacation" at Disneyworld-aka the land where money goes to die.

Dildos? Nanny cams? Assault with a deadly eggshell? These are the mysteries we aim to solve in today's episode!

xox, 3GP

If you want a masterclass in how not to conduct research this episode is for you!

Meanwhile....deep in the BUSH....Ari's nails are still disgusting. Jen confidently explains fake science she only fractionally remembers. STILL....The peer reviewers from the Joe Rogan Show remain convinced.

XO,

3GP

So many spoiler alerts...so either watch Maternal Instincts on Netflix before you listen OR ....F it! Just listen and brace your labia for the pubic true crime horror of it all!

We obviously had to additionally discuss the women on death row and how they got there...leading us to a fun little role play game called "What's Your Felony?" How would Jen and Ari wind up in prison? Listen to this ep to find out (and don't show Jen's accountant.)

What would send YOU to jail? Bush fans- We would love to know! Write us at [email protected] and let us know.

XoX,

3GP

Get the paddles....Jen witnessed a miracle and may have flatlined. Surprise, she't not the one who died. We talk about regular houses that are now miniature...because what does Wemby's house look like?! And then we detour into Frank Purdue and east coast chicken, while wrapping up with some thank you's to the bush.

write us already [email protected]

xox 3GP

what else do you need to know?

XoX, 3GP

We cut deep and went back to the bush with Naked and Afraid. BUT FIRST, we start with vampires and aesthetic medicine. Next we talk about Santa and seeing elves, but our concern for his health journey turns. Ozemparexia. Yeah...you have to tune in, to figure this shit out.

XoX

3GP

Did Bill Cosby have sex with Donnie Trump Jr...or did Jen? This week we get you started with some new sex maneuvers that Jen has invented. Some discussion about Bill Cosby, from the POV of two kids brought up in the 80's. Ari has spent too much time listening to the rock tumbler...and so much more!

XoX, 3GP