When do things go too far in massage- and is it okay to tip after trauma?

We also explore Peter piper and his peck of pickled peppers and how you brought this on yourself.

Now inhale deeply....exhale....and don't forget to sign that liability waiver!

xo,

TGP

Using ski patrol as your personal concierge and frozen tears. Exploring the magic of a mountain getaway, the ultimate test of endurance. Thrill seeking Kennedy's and weak children, welcome to our winter wonderland.

…and his mom, the unsung hero (for abandoning Punch at birth)

Oxo-TGP

Do proctologists REALLY love ass or did they just pull the shortest straw in residency? In this episode, Jen and Ari dive deep into THAT canal and then explore the problem with pets....which is actually the problem with PEOPLE who have pets. (Not pet problems-for the record. )

Ready the anesthesia as we ask the questions there are no good answers to.... bringing you, dear listener, along for the wild ride.

Now cough!

xo,

TGP

To kill or not to kill.....that is the question.

After some air embolism fact checking from our pilot episode (which includes a clinical retelling of a carrot gone wild.) We dive right into the delightful topic of assisted suicide.

Ari is VERY PRO-maybe too much so....?

Paging Dr. Kevorkian....you have fans :)

xo,

TGP

Our dark origin story....

Explore 1970s adventures from Bellevue Hospital for the criminally insane brought to you by none other than the pubes that birthed us! Meet our mothers; Phyllis and Lynn-the OG grey pubes.

From severed hands to dolphin babies, join us on this on this wild (and highly traumatic) generational ride .

xo

TGP and co.

When rodents become "rodenta," crunchy pasta, marshmallow weaving and wtf is in a kangaroo's pouch?

Also....we gave you an extra minute BACK.

xo,

TGP

Random thoughts and a teaser for more pubes to come. Gain some questionable knowledge and have a little laugh with us.

Whether you're grey, brown, black or bald your pubes are welcome to our BUSH.

Please give us a FOLLOW and help save the world -one pube at a time oxo-Ari and Jen

TO START A LIFE OR TO END ONE?

This inaugural episode has you covered with PREGNANCY AND BIRTH PANIC, broken tailbones, VULVA WARFARE and air embolisms.

And if you don't know what any of this means, this episode will BLOW your mind! #puffpuff

xoxo TGP