Jen's face is migrating, due to a recent transplant, so we had to keep this episode low key. Join us for opinions on Justin Timberlakes DUI, Tiger Woods DUI and other unhinged ramblings.

Stay Safe,

3GP

Can you survive a fall after 40?Jen and Ari explore more airport adventures and Ari's near death experience at Phoenix Sky Harbor.

In the event of a water landing, life vests are located under your seat. Buckle up bitches.

xo,

3GP

What constitutes an actual disability? When should you NOT say something because someone is "disabled?"

Do lizard alien people exist in tunnels beneath the Denver Airport? And do they control our luggage destinations?

So many questions and even fewer accurate answers on this episode of 3GP.

Raspberry Ritalin? Seroquel Swirl? Pistachio Prozac? Toffee Tylenol? What meds do you want to mix with ice cream? Is this even something worth exploring…....or just another one of Jen's HAIR (pubic?) brain ideas.

Also, thoughts about death and murder (per usual), shaming friends into followers and Jen's epic Facebook ban (Zuckerberg vs. Me 2026)

Bon Appetite!

xo,

TGP

***SORRY FOR THE CRAPPY AUDIO, WE ARE NOVICES***

Get just three followers to our show and tell us who they are in the comments feature AND ARI WILL GIVE YOU HER MOTHER S HBO MAX LOGIN AND PASSWORD FOR FREE! (Until they cut us off.)

And then......

Take a deep dive into the WILD bush with Jen and Ari. Favorite Naked and Afraid episodes, elephant facts, the dung smoking diet and the meaning of life.

xo,

TGP

Need we say more? Plus no context Captain Hook and our first foray into ASMR.

SWEET DREAMS KIDS!

XO,

TGP

When do things go too far in massage- and is it okay to tip after trauma?

We also explore Peter piper and his peck of pickled peppers and how you brought this on yourself.

Now inhale deeply....exhale....and don't forget to sign that liability waiver!

xo,

TGP

Using ski patrol as your personal concierge and frozen tears. Exploring the magic of a mountain getaway, the ultimate test of endurance. Thrill seeking Kennedy's and weak children, welcome to our winter wonderland.

…and his mom, the unsung hero (for abandoning Punch at birth)

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Do proctologists REALLY love ass or did they just pull the shortest straw in residency? In this episode, Jen and Ari dive deep into THAT canal and then explore the problem with pets....which is actually the problem with PEOPLE who have pets. (Not pet problems-for the record. )

Ready the anesthesia as we ask the questions there are no good answers to.... bringing you, dear listener, along for the wild ride.

Now cough!

xo,

TGP