Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Vanderpump Rules: A Decade of Rumors and Lies, the sneak peeks of Vanderpump Rules season 11, and Kim and Kroy Biermann's police body cam footage. (00:00 - 59:26)
And then dive into the latest episodes of Southern Charm (59:27), Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (01:30:07), Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (02:15:37), and Winter House (02:51:28).
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Three Hours of Rumors and Lies (Southern Charm, RHOSLC, RHOBH, and Winter House Recaps)

It's Turtle Time! Tune in for dispatches from inside the Bravo universe from aficionados Amy and Riley. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Lisa Vanderpump admits to participating in a blackmail scheme to get Stassi's sex tape back so that one of her former employees won't sell it to tabloids.
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Patreon Teaser: Sex, Lies and Stassi's Videotape (Vanderpump Rules S4 E14 Recap)

Welcome back, little turtle cuties. On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Riley and Amy discuss the opening of Something About Her, Riley reads a new installment of The Reality of a Scandal, they discuss Jesse Lally on Watch What Happens Live, and Riley going to Jax's Studio City. (00:00 - 34:54)
And then they dive into the Vanderpump Rules season 11 reunion part 2 (35:00), The Valley season 1 episode 10 (1:35:38), and Summer House season 8 episode 13 (2:22:15).
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The Haunting of Big Bear Lake (Vanderpump Rules Season 11 Reunion Part 2, The Valley, and Summer House Recaps)

As Tom Sandoval and Jax Taylor's birthday trip devolves into a drunken nightmare, Stassi Schroeder comes back into the Vanderpump Rules universe like a powerful beam of pure light.
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Patreon Teaser: The Bitch is Back (Vanderpump Rules S4 E13 Recap)

Welcome back, little turtle cuties. On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Riley and Amy discuss Kyle Richards seeing a mouse on her car, TurtleCon 2024, and much more. (00:00 - 26:32)
And then they dive into the Vanderpump Rules season 11 reunion part 1 (26:32) and then they give their brief thoughts on The Valley (1:49:46) and Summer House (2:17:53). 
If you enjoyed this episode, join the ⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets.
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She Gave Them Lala (Vanderpump Rules Season 11 Reunion Part 1, The Valley, and Summer House Recaps)

Jax Taylor and Tom Sandoval show the world how two people can have the best birthday trip of all time.
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Three Hours of Rumors and Lies (Southern Charm, RHOSLC, RHOBH, and Winter House Recaps)

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