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r/trees  Funniest weed stories

Alright everyone, let's hear your funniest stories from when you were stoned. I'll start.

So me and two buddies had just smoked a gram of some proper chronic, this shit was hella dank and the crew had just come out of a T-break too, so it hit us like a freight train. I thought that my lighter was missing so I look for it for like 10 minutes only to find it in my pocket, me and my buddies laughed for a good 5 minutes at that, but that's not the funny part. Me and the crew go into class, and our teacher knew we high, but he was really cool about it because we just kept our mouths shut and got on with it. He walks up to us and quietly asks "How high are you?" And I swear on Snoop Dogg, RAW rolling papers, and Cali buds, my friend replied "It's actually pronounced, Hi how are you?" The thing is, everyone in the class heard and completely lost it.

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Sherdogforums/You might recall, before the fight, Ali predicted Tony would be one of Khabib's easiest fights, due to his lack of physical body strength, that and how he was easy to take down.

Although the fight never happened, I said previously that Khabib could could have actually beat Tony standing ... let alone maul TH out of him on the floor.

Regardless, Tony's last two wins were not impressive ... he just faced two multi-losing, multi-quitting "fighters" (Pettis / Cowboy) ... struggling in the first round with both.

Anyone who thinks Tony has a shot at dethroning Khabib is stoned.

He is good at beating "average" fighters, who have "nothing special" in their arsenal. (Don't hit hard, are not master grapplers.)

But Tony does not have the striking skill to beat a seriously-good striker, like Justin (Dustin / Conor), and he doesn't have the body strength to deal with a master grappler like Khabib.

Word

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r/paranormal Why is it so hard to catch paranormal activity on camera?

I've been fascinated by the paranormal for as long as I can remember. I am a believer of the paranormal and I just have one question that I would like to get others opinion on.

I am curious why others think why is it so hard to catch paranormal activity on camera? It seems to me that the spirits are actively trying to avoid detection. Why is this? I have seen a lot of online videos of the paranormal and 99% of those are at night / dark. Why is that? Why are some EVP's heard "live" during the ghost hunt while others can only be heard during the audio playback?

I am not trying to say that paranormal is not real in fact just the opposite. I believe it is I just want to know if anybody can shed some light on some questions that I have.

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r/horror The long 15

It was a cold winters night I was driving through Utah on a huge semi truck. I was assigned to deliver a bunch of crates, I have no idea what’s in the crates but they were heavy as hell. As I was driving through i15 I see a women beside the road I quickly pass her. I thought “it was none of my business and she wasn’t trying to catch a ride she didn’t have her thumb up but maybe I should have stopped. 2 hours later he sees the women again this time with her thumb up. I pull over and offer the women a ride when she goes dashing out in the desert. I quickly grab my 12 gage (lots of wild dogs that were known to attack people) after I catch up with the women I froze. She looked like she was carrying a cut off head of a baby. I thought it was a doll at first but it dripped blood. I then held up my shotgun to the women and yell “WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?!”. She then unhinged her jaw to reveal the baby’s body inside her mouth. I could still see all the veins and sinew dangling off of it. Her hands became skinnier to the point where they were blades she ran at me faster than a wolf could at full speed luckily I was a quick trigger finger. I blew her head clean off and then ran back to the truck, I sat their for a moment, gun still in hand then her hand struck the window and her fingers scraped the glass when I finally drove off at full speed. I stopped at a truck stop a hundred miles away. I later learned that a women and her baby where stranded out in the desert and the women ate her baby out of desperation to survive. They never found the women’s body all they found was the baby’s lifeless head laying in the dirt infested with maggots and rotting like an old piece of meat.

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r/ drugs

Did my new-ish dealer get caught and am I screwed?

I'll keep it short. Started seeing this dealer about a month or two ago, met him through mutual friends. He's super lax in a way that's made me really skeptical about going back to him after the 3 times I've picked up. Lax as in, totally carefree incriminating language in his texts, accepts fucking PAYPAL and ZELLE? Prefers cash but like...still. Shit makes me nervous. I would have thought he was a narc if it wasn't for the mutual friends who can vouch for at least over a year of his service.

Anyway so I text him today saying "are you around tmrw" and I get a reply of "who is this". Made me a bit nervous. Either he was busted, or he wiped his phone. Is it normal for dealers to wipe their phone and contacts?

I've bought from him 3 times. Was about 150 bucks worth of vyvanse each of those times and nothing else, even though he sells pretty much anything and everything (also another reason I was a bit skeptical of him).

I didn't respond to the "who is this" text. But I'm worried I'll be pulled into the mud if he got caught or something.

Feeling hella stupid. I know better than this. In terms of texting freely and using paypal once with him.

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Should I be worried?

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r/ steriods

Depression & Steriods

Two years ago I was really fit, dare I say jacked & shredded and I've been natty my whole life (my family is Polynesian so I have great genetics for this sort of thing), but for the last year or so I've been suffering from clinical depression.

I'm in my early twenties, but within the year I managed to end a long time relationship with my girl, lose my sales job, and just spiral out of control. It feels like I walk around with a weighted blanket all day and I came to the conclusion it's probably a drop in my **testosterone**. I think this because when I was a **gym rat** I felt like a million bucks and was super confident.

My question is, has anyone taken steroids and seen a boost in their mental side? Like in terms of confidence and energy? I have been looking online and think I want to do an 8-week cycle of Test Cyp with Clomid at the end to regulate everything.

Any advice would be awesome, thanks.

I added a photo of what I used to look like about a year ago, I'm hoping that by taking the test I can get that fit and confident again.

Published on Apr 5, 2019

A short fan film we did with no budget. Literally no budget. Nothing was raised, no kick-starters. nothing. We used everything we had at the time and worked with what we could.

Don't expect this to be a mind blowing $25 million budget movie. It was just me, my family and few mates that put this together.

The two most iconic killers face off and battle to the death!

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Medieval knight with a Japanese sword, nipple gate, canelo Álvarez , System of a Down comeback————hoodie(story credit: anonymous )

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SpiritVoices( Halloween Party)

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