Thunder Thighs and Lightning

Are you an HVP? A High Vibration Person? Or a vibration person who got high? Or a highly vibrating person?

If you don't know the answer, well, we can't help you. But we can tell you what people on social media think are the core characteristics and we will remind you that you might be a narcissist. Thanks for being here, HVP. Cheers!

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TAGS: High Vibration // Social Media // Empathy

Wondering where we've been? Well. Us too.

We're baaaaaaack. And we're in your closet. Or are we? It's the spookiest time of year and there's nothing scarier than knowing that the two of us dusted the cobwebs off the mic to start recording again. Life sure got us, but we are are happy to be here again telling you about the best Halloween costumes to make out of....wait for it....a white t-shirt.

We're just two women, getting by in this world, and we appreciate you being here for it. Cheers.

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TAGS: Halloween // Costume // Back At It

This chapter reading is a little bit longer because Kristyn wrapped her fingertips in foil before starting - you'll have to tune in to find out why! Expect mystery, lust, the dark web, and even a good ol' fashioned Painted Pony Creek family meal for dessert.

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TAGS: Book Club // Country Proud // Dark Web

Today we are diving deeper into the Lansing family and the murder of the somehow-familiar young woman who has come to town. We would like you to know that we also did not think this smut novel given to Kristyn by an unassuming woman on a train would be full of death, but here we are. Cheers!

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TAGS: Book Club // Country Proud // Murder

Ever just feel...over it? Well, we do. Especially in the past couple of years as we lived life through a pandemic and suffered loss, change, and more. In today's episode, we blindly shared tips for hitting the reset button when you are feeling overwhelmed, done, grief-stricken, depressed, frustrated, or...just over it. Couple of cliche things we discuss, but we hope just hearing some voices to remind you you aren't alone might help.

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TAGS: Over it // Frustration // Reset

Book Club is back, baby! You may want to give Chapter Seven a quick listen again so you remember where everyone in Painted Pony Creek left off because we are back with [drumroll] murder! Follow Eli and his colleagues on this small town's latest saga. Trust us, you'll want a drink. Cheers!

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TAGS: Book Club // Country Proud // Murder

We don't usually spend an entire episode recapping another podcast, but here we are. Stay with us for this riveting story that Kristyn retells not nearly as well as Karen from MFM's retelling. True crime is one of our passions and true crime podcasts not only drew us to the media format, but also inspired us to start TTL. 

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TAGS: True Crime // Podcasts // Parenting Goals

TW: Pornography

In today's hump day episode, we explore the world of porn. From a thrift store video camera purchase to our friend catfishing a catfish, the world of pornography just continues to delight and amaze us. Strap in and get ready for a little rollercoaster of fun. Cheers!

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TAGS: Pornography // Thrift Store Finds // Catfish

TW: Drug Use

We want to be upfront with you: today's episode is about recreational drug use. We wax about friends who know which types of THC you need during different times of you life and all the ways in which the people we love support us and we support them. Please note that we do not take the use of drugs lightly, whether medically, recreationally, or otherwise, and we live in a state where marijuana consumption is legal. We understand personally and deeply the negative, life-changing impacts that addiction, drug and alcohol abuse, and mental health issues can have on individuals, their families, their loved ones, and our communities. For us, we use THC and this podcast to cope with the horrors around us, and if you can relate to that, you are in the right place.

If you are anyone you know, love, like, or encounter is struggling with addiction or drug abuse, please consider reaching out (in the U.S.) to the Substance Abuse and Mental Health Service Administration's hotline at 1-800-662-4357.

Please take the time to follow us on Instagram and Twitter, or email us at [email protected]. TTL!

TAGS: Drug use // Friends // Grief

Who among us hasn't dressed up in their finest bejeweled costume, won a sparkling award, chugged whiskey out of the award, missed a ride home, smashed said award while sobbing, passed out on a colleague's couch, caught a lift home the next morning in the ultimate Victorian-style walk-of-shame, then showered and gone to breakfast with friends and their kid? Oh, most of you? Huh. Weird. Because Kristyn did all of that, and more, just a few months ago. Today, she tells you the story.

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TAGS: Trophy // Best Dressed // Costumes