Hey there, podcast pals. Did you miss us? 'Cuz we've been missing you. And, if we are being honest, we are missing a part of ourselves having not recorded in a few months. Well, we are *attempting* to get back to our regular recording schedule and have some episodes upcoming for you! This welcome back quickie is just a little word from us on being gone from this platform because life handed us a whole mess of lemons. 

We are back now. Let's just look to our future together. Cheers!

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TAGS: Welcome back // Ovaries // LIfe

Happy Valentine's Day, babes and broads and bros and bitches and benefactors and brethren. 

In chapter seven of Country Proud, we really dive in to who Eli is as a sheriff, a brother, an uncle, a lover, a weapons specialist, and a man with a raging boner situation. If you guys didn't feel weird yet about Kristyn reading soft porn out loud at you, this is going to be the chapter that tips you over the edge. You might want to refrain from a drink for this one, so you don't get yourself too riled up. Cheers!

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TAGS: Book Club // Country Proud // Dead Bodies // Glock

In chapter five of Country Proud, we get to ring in the New Year with the residents of Painted Pony Creek. All is well and good until Eli's nephew gets a mysterious, threatening text message that the Sheriff must track down. The folks in the Creek are having a drink during this one, so you might as well too. Cheers!

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TAGS: Book Club // Country Proud // New Years Eve

In chapter four of Country Proud, we finally get some action! Eli takes Brynne on the snowmobile ride of her life, and they end up back at his house. Will there be heavy petting? Lovemaking? Penetration? More big dick talk from the hosts? You'll have to listen to find out. Cheers!

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TAGS: Book Club // Country Proud // Snowmobile

A holiday should not make you feel obligated to spend time with someone who makes you feel like shit.

Today's episode is about surviving and thriving during the holidays, and while most of the major holidays have passed, we really feel like some of these tips are great for surviving the shitstorm that is our lives for the past two years. We used this interview with our good friend, Monique Adams, LCSW, CADC, as a sort of syllabus for our rantings today. We suggest listening to this one (and really all of our episodes) with a stiff drink in hand, unless you are driving. Cheers!

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TAGS: Holidays // Holiday Stress // Survive and Thrive

In chapter three of Country Proud, we finally meet Eli's dog, hear about the no-goods in Painted Pony Creek, and talk a lot - like a lot, A LOT - about penises, big dick energy, and sweatpants. It's a Harlequin novel people...everyone's thinking it, we are just saying it out loud. Cheers!

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TAGS: Book Club // Country Proud // Festus

TW: sexual assault, sexual harassment, underage sexual assault

TAGS: Assault // Harassment // Empowered

In chapter two of Country Proud, we find Eli testing his pride with Brynne, while she navigates the idea of a new festival for the small town. This new segment of our project is part podcast, part audiobook, party story time at the library, and part Kristyn living out her lifelong dream of reading aloud to people. Cheers!

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TAGS: Book Club // Country Proud // Arts & Crafts

For the 80s kids who listen, you'll probably remember the Nokia cells and LG slide phones we all carried around in the late 90s and early 00s. And with those memories come stories upon stories of how damn resilient those phones were! Listen today to a couple of our resilient phone stories of some very drunken times. Cheers!

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TAGS: Nokia // Pagers // .Shitter Phones