A delivery robot tears through a woman's fence. Manager of the Padres says that pitcher Matt Waldron is currently benched after a procedure due to “an infection in his rear end.” Rover has a zit on his ass that has been bothering him. The abandoned Lolita Express. Cornstarch on the balls. Ex-Vogue editor downgraded her first-class seat because of 'micro-aggression' from the flight attendant. 

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