Modern technology has made being on parole MISERABLE! Lazlo claims that SlimFast peed himself in court. Are the green dildo’s thrown on the WNBA courts sexist? Or a part of some crypto coin? In Headlines, the guys discuss the postal worker that was sentenced to 30 years after stealing checks and cards, Taylor Swift breaking the internet, Harvey Weinstein may be getting re-tried, Amazon Drones coming to Kansas City, Nathaniel Lowes’ grand slam, Matt Rife in the E.L.F. commercial, and much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!