Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about Masturbation Horoscopes as May is Masturbation Month, deep fried mashed potato bites at KFC, National Salad Month, pickle flavored wine spritzer, neighbor is becoming sugar mama, another Boeing whistle blower dies mysteriously, woman who fell through apartment floor speaks to the news, man went on flashing spree, transplant foundation closes, high fast food prices, Comcast drops Bally Sports, Shohei Ohtani money, airline passenger suing Mike Tyson, dollar hotdog night, Shaq’s feet, woman shot at someone who tried to break into her house while watching Taylor Swift concert, The Fall Guy hitting theatres, movie sex down by 40%, bracket to decide the best TV theme song, woman suing power company claiming she was forced to stay on line with jerking man, family BBQ ends in fight over price of mini booze bottles, old man tries to run cyclist off road, dentist drills dental implant into patient’s brain, conjoined twins with different sexual orientation, Mexican wedding food poisoning, brothers accused of killing dad, guy caught trying to film women in dressing room, guy propositions older man on park trail, 8th grader stopped bus after driver lost consciousness, a couple lions bang on top of safari truck, audible emojis coming to phone calls, prompt on Bumble that lets a guy initiate a chat,  mow less to help the bees, woman tried to stab ex-husband in his sleep, man arrested over bags of sand he paid for, scammers steal $1M from business owner, how the world will end, postal worker delivers letter from WWII, Indian man marries mother-in-law, and more!