Til Death Do Us Recap

RHOBH Season 11 Episode 6 was a JUICY ONE. We finally get to see Erika's strategy in action, and we are chock full of theories for you. With zero resolutions. We are not professional historians or investigators here.

What do we think of Erika selling all of her shit leading up to her leaving Tom? What do we think of her "itty bitty doll house?" What do those assistants know?(everything!!!) And what does a stoned vag feel like?! Garcelle confirms Dorit talks too much and Dorit grasps for relevance by digging into the Crystal/Sutton drama. We got a little bit of everything this week and we are *loving* what we're seeing. 

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Intro Song: Pet Dress

What a week on RHOBH! We have a luxurious (& awkward) election party & the beginning of Sutton's $35,000 Parisian Luncheon, with plenty to chew on in between. Where did this Dorit & Kyle drama come from? We are having a hard time keeping up with their relationship dynamic. Sutton takes us on a private Bentley shopping experience, drops how much she's spending on this Paris lunch, and lest we never forget, she owns a casual $2000 pair of slippers... but she doesn't want to talk about prices of anything because that's not proper. Ok, Sutton... Speaking of which, Crystal shares that she lost 5lbs in 2 days due to Sutton-induced stress, and Sutton looks like she could use her face vibrator right about then. Stay tuned to 31:00 where we get deep into The Housewife & The Hustler of it all - What did Erika know and when did she know it? TO BE CONTINUED on this week's pod ;)

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Intro Song- Don't Go Home - Pet Dress

The Real Housewives of Bev did not disappoint this week. It's a housewives trip with a lot less booze than we're used to, so maybe that's why everything felt a little awk? Sutton maintains her stance as a victim this episode, and her anxiety face vibrator is meant to underline this. She's still reeling from being violently leg nudged by Crystal the night prior (to let her in on the joke she was angry she was left out of.) Crystal can't deal anymore and ghosts everyone at dinner. The reasons she gives the next day leave us.... sympathetic & perplexed. Dorit wears a purse to dinner in the home she is sleeping in, Rinna & Sutton perform a synchronized swim routine, and Kathy just existing brings us comic relief - ALL THIS AND MORE TO BE CONTINUED (lol) in this week's recap!

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Intro Song: Don't Go Home - Pet Dress

Britt & Tim have lots of thoughts on Sutton centering herself in everything this week. She's digging herself deeper and deeper into her little hole which she apparently likes because at least she's at the *center* of this hole but.... pretty soon she might not be able to get herself out, and Garcelle might not be around anymore to help her either! Kathy Hilton is the comic relief we all need and deserve. If Bravo wants to give her her own spin off we would happily watch ceiling camera footage of her in bed making prank calls, eating chips, and drinking red bulls. Also, Sutton's $2000 slippers. Period. All this and more on this week's recap! Like, Subscribe, & Share to your heart's content.

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Intro Song: Don't Go Home - Pet Dress

Married at First Sight Reunion Part 2 left us a bit unfulfilled as we retreaded old territory with very little new information or resolutions. Jacob says he doesn't have animosity towards Haley like it's opposite day, and Paige says she's done with Chris which quite frankly, we hope is true, but find hard to believe. If only we had had Nancy at Paige's side all season! Was Kevin too hard on Jacob? Was he hard enough on Haley? Can he please stop calling Paige a broken bird? Listen to our final thoughts on Season 12, and stay tuned for RHOBH recaps! 

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It's Til Death Do Us Recap's first RHOBH recap and Season 11 episode 1 did NOT disappoint. This season is going to be juicy. Garcelle holds all of the cards right now, Erica is prepping us all for a soon to be explosion, Kyle got a nose job, and Sutton is instigating. And drinking fireball. Give.us.more. How do we feel about Crystal? Or Rinna's blubbery apology? Or Dorit's new Maclaren? Find out on this episode of Til Death Do Us Recap! 

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Intro Song: Don't Go Home- Pet Dress

Good Golly Miss Molly Married at First Sight Season 12 Reunion Part 1 DID NOT DISAPPOINT. After all that we've endured the last 17 episodes, we earned this. We earned Kevin Frasier Aka Best Reunion Host Ever and his pointed shady questions towards everyone's bad behavior they've mostly gotten away with up until now. It felt good to be entertained, no? Tim and Britt are still deeply split over Team Jacob v. Team Haley, but they couldn't agree more on the Chris' narcissism and all that that entails. Are Erik & Virginia still in denial? Are Ryan and Clara in love? LET'S DISCUSS.

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Intro Song: Don't Go Home - Pet Dress

Britt & Tim have copious takes on Married at First Sight season 12 episode 17. Somehow, we're ending the season with more marrieds than divorcees, but we're also somehow not that enthusiastic about it? Are Erik & Virginia just delaying the inevitable? Will Ryan ever give Clara the D? Did Jacob get a refund on the $800 bracelet? Did Chris plan all of these narcissistic shenanigans BEFORE the 6 hour shoot day, or is this just improv? We might not find out all of the answers to our questions til next week's much needed reunion, but let's process D-Day and what was (and wasn't) said until then! Stay tuned to the end to hear Britt say "Actually" minimum 3 times. 

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Oh boy. Married at First Sight Season 12 Episode 16 has us doubting every single couple. We continue to ask ourselves how and why the experts thought any of these humans were proper life matches. Even Vinny has us in a tizzy this week, wondering what will pan out for him and Briana on decision day - especially after him inexplicably chopping off one of her braids! Everyone is just more of...themselves this week, but weirder, and at this point 4 divorces next week wouldn't surprise us.

Also, some UnMatchables thoughts the last 10 minutes of the episode.

Process and cackle with us!

P.S. Are you ready for RHOBH??

Intro Song: Don't Go Home - Pet Dress

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Married at First Sight Season 12 ep 15 takes us on a well deserved group trip; a welcome respite from the toil we've all endured one on one with these couples in recent weeks. Who's surprised that we open with a fight between Erik & Virginia? No one. Who's surprised that Jacob forgoes a well balanced group meal for 8 fried eggs? Also no one. But maybe you were as shocked as Britt was when Jacob and Haley won the couples question game, or when Vincent expressed anger that he hadn't been consulted before a horse back riding date? Let's process together. & Virginia, maybe you've got the right idea holding onto that lease...